HWA: Ariel Winter & Bindi Irwin vs Abigail Breslin & Chloë Grace Moretz
The tag match was teetering on the edge of chaos. The legal action remained in the ring, where Ariel and Abigail were hammering away at one another with punches.
Suddenly, Breslin jabs her nails at her opponent’s eyes; Winter shrieks and staggers back, furiously rubbing her eyes to try and clear her vision. The blonde suddenly takes her blinded rival by the wrist and Irish Whips her to the corner; Ariel’s spine takes the impact as she slumps against the turnbuckles. Breslin rushes at her and delivers an Atomic Elbow to the brunette’s forehead, which caused her legs crumple under her, sending her sinking to her rear end, stunned.
Then Breslin dashes toward her and executes a Bronco Buster, grinding her crotch into the brunette’s face, seductively grinding her hips to further humiliate her arch-rival, and the arena erupts in a cacophony of boos and cheers in equal parts. Ariel’s hands flail, but she offers no effective counter in order to escape.
Finally Abigail ceases and pulls herself free of her foe. Standing up, she drags Winter up to her feet by her jet black hair, and then once again Irish Whips her to the opposite corner. Arms draped over the top ropes on either side of her, Ariel’s head lolls from side to side as she struggles to clear her head from its stupor. Unfortunately for her, Breslin isn’t about to get her that opportunity.
Taking a page out of her adversary’s own playbook, the blonde opts to hit Ariel with one of her own signature finishers, the “Winter Avalanche” Body Splash. Taking her place in the corner across from her intended target, the blonde suddenly rushes across the expanse of canvas at top speed, leaping into the air as she nears the brunette within just a few feet.
The impact resounds through the arena, as Abigail’s lush body slams into that of Ariel like a wrecking ball, glistening beads of perspiration erupting from their curvaceous bodies from the collision.
The splash has taken something out of Abigail as she steps backward on slightly trembling legs, but it’s instantly clear that Ariel has taken the worst of it by far. Glassy-eyed, she slowly staggers out of the corner, take several steps…and then like a tree felled in the forest, falls straight forward and lands face first on the mat, accompanied by a chorus of fans shouting,
“TIMBERRRRRR!” As she lay there unmoving, it obvious that Winter is knocked out!
Meanwhile, the action outside of the ring was no lest tempestuous. No longer able to stand passively on the apron in their respective corners, Bindi and Chloe found themselves battling one another on the floor at ringside. Even as Breslin makes like difficult for Winter inside the squared circle, Irwin is attempting to finish her hated nemesis off by whipping her into the ring post. However, Chloe is about to reverse the whip, and instead it is the Aussie who is thrown into the post, her forehead and chest smashing into the unforgiving steel!
Moaning, Bindi staggers backward, and the blonde grabs the Australian brawler by the hair and slams her face into the ring apron, which is nothing more than a thin layer of canvas covering plywood. Irwin slumps over the apron, struggling to not collapse to the floor as her legs tremble, which Moretz goes over to the nearby Spanish announcers’ table and sweeps everything off of it. She then goes back to her adversary and hoists the brunette up and slings her over her shoulder, then lugs her over to the table, where she drops the dazed Bindi across the top.
Climbing up on the apron and scaling up the turnbuckles in order to precariously balance herself on the top, Chloe takes a moment to size up her target and then leaps into the air, executing her “Fall from Grace” Flying Elbow Drop. Splayed upon the tabletop, Bindi starts coming out of her stupor…just in time to see her foe soaring down toward her.
“Crikey…!” Irwin gasps an instant before Moretz lands.
The wooden table explodes beneath them, leaving the pair laying in the splintered debris. But Chloe is able to push herself up to her knees, whereas Bindi lay there, eyes shut and body listless, save for some involuntary twitches.
Looking up into the ring, Moretz sees that her partner has just wiped out Winter, so she calls Abigail down to ringside to help her. Together, the honey-haired pair lift Irwin up from the floor and roll her into the ring; crawling back between the ropes themselves, Abigail nudges Ariel over onto her back with the toe of her boot, while Chloe drags Bindi closer and drapes her body across that of her partner.
Then each blonde places a foot on the heaving chest of the unconscious Bindi and raise their arms in triumph as the referee, instructed to make it a twenty count, does so.
