Halloween comes early, as the Walkin' Dude starts sharing treats with us...and there will be more to come!"A Timeline of Bear Hugs"
Neve Campbell vs Lili Reinhart
by The Walkin' Dude
A note on the location: For the uninitiated, ‘The Smokehouse’ is a refurbished warehouse in
Vancouver’s port district, affecting a 1930’s small venue vibe wherein patrons can get a great brisket sandwich and
on the weekends (Friday through Sunday, rain or shine) see ladies bring ‘the smoke’ in topless Boots & Bottoms
style boxing or wrestling bouts. This report comes from a recent card wherein a visiting Neve Campbell (now in the
Special Attraction stage of her career) returned to the Smokehouse to battle house regular Lili Reinhart in a thirty
minute wrestling match. What was predicted to be a dead-even contest on paper turned into a decisive route of one
competitor and a perfect example of the old Kat Heigl adage:
’...but nothing leaves a woman so profoundly beaten as a relentless, well-crafted series of catch & release Bear
Hugs.’4:01
Neve (black briefs w/ double white stripe at each hip and black boots) secures first Bear Hug of the bout,
drawing a breathy grunt from Lili (bright green briefs, white wrestling shoes) as she drawn in tummy to tummy.
Reinhart immediately answers with a palm wedged against the brunette’s chin, but Campbell slips free and presses
her cheek to Lili’s chest to deny separation. Blonde far from dissuaded, she buries both hands in Neve’s hair and
pulls hard enough to earn a hiss of pain and a sharp constriction from the veteran.
(LR)“Lemme go, hag. Or I’ll rip your hair out.”
(NC) “Gonna have to make me, cutie. And tugging my hair isn’t it.”
Campbell’s prediction holds true despite Reinhart’s best efforts, eventually forcing the younger wrestler to
dig her elbows into Neve’s bicep in an attempt to fight through the brunette’s arms to apply a counter Hug. Neve
lets her get about halfway there before she springs the trap, sinking into a deep crouch, then shooting up on tiptoe
to haul Reinhart off her feet! The ascent is quick and painless, the descent merely the former as Campbell sinks to
one knee and
THUMPS Lili’s crotch on the post of her thigh with an Inverted Atomic Drop! Reinhart’s mouth a
perfect ‘O’ of shock, then a thin, flat line when the brunette pops her hips and slings the youngster over, around and
down to crush her between canvas and curves courtesy a Belly to Belly Suplex. Lili stretched out flat so Neve
plants her hands and bears down to earn a quick ‘TWO!’ count before Reinhart lifts a shoulder.
10:19
Troubles piling up for Lili, she’s sprawled on her belly with Neve straddling her calves. What has been a
short reprieve comes to an end when Campbell grabs hold of Reinhart’s waistband and pulls it sharply enough to
raise her the blonde’s hips and belly off the canvas. Free (right) arm crooked into a vague tire iron shape, Neve
raises it high and brings it down once, twice, three times, her forearm making heavy, damp
SLAPPING sounds
against Reinhart’s lower back in the dim confines of the Smokehouse. Reinhart bleats in outrage, starts to scramble
out from under the brunette and has the jailbreak stymied by a quick Kneeling Reverse Bear Hug. S-grip grinding
deep into the pit of Lili’s stomach, Campbell hunches forward and bears down on her foe until Reinhart collapses to
her tummy. Once Lili’s facedown the cycle begins anew. Neve trades out her Hug for the waistband grip, muscles
her blonde up and bludgeons away at her sweat-shiny back until Reinhart starts to scramble and ends up back in
another Bear Hug. Lili’s confidence taking the same pounding as her midsection if the following exchange is any
indication.
(LR)“Get offa me, you lazy old bitch! My fans didn’t come here to see you roll around on the mat for half an hour!”
(NC)“I don’t give a damn about your fans, little girl. MY fans came out to watch me use up every last drop of you.
And that’s exactly what I’m gonna do.”
17:53
No one in attendance at the Smokehouse that night ever saw anyone struggle in quicksand for nearly
twenty minutes, but more than a few of them thought Lili Reinhart was doing a damned good job as the fight wore
on. Blonde’s laid out on her left side now with Neve snuggled in behind and the Bear Hug wrapped around
Reinhart’s midsection just below her breasts. It’s an uncomfortable arrangement made all the more so by Campbell
slipping both legs around Lili’s left thigh for a mean-spirited Scissors that completely neutralizes that leg while
leaving the right to flop uselessly atop Neve’s grinding stems. Reinhart’s resistance, once almost constant is now
limited to infrequent frenetic bursts wherein she pushes at Campbell’s elbows, wriggles against the brunette’s hips
or reaches back to tug at Neve’s hair. None of it does her any good, the steady work on her lower back has wicked
the younger wrestler of her strength and the insidious persistence of those Bear Hugs have her huffing and puffing
like a woman twenty years Neve’s senior. At one point Neve nuzzles in even closer so she can impart some useful
information.
(NC)“Hey, do you see that rather flummoxed looking man sitting in the front row? The one who doesn’t seem to
know if he’s delighted or disgusted? He’s a senior reporter at BLONDE! And he’s gonna love this.”
(LR)“Wait, BLONDE! is here? No! No, Neve! Stop showing me offohhohhohhohhohhohhohhohhSTAAAAAAAWP!”
Neve breaks her clasp, flattens both hands into paddles and proceeds to slap Lili’s tits for fully ten seconds
before locking down tight once again.
25:08
It’s all over for Lili Reinhart. Oh, the match is still goin, but she’s the Wicked Witch of the East and Neve
Campbell is the Gale’s farmhouse. The blonde’s glued to the canvas flat on her back with Neve kneeling above her
head so she can lean down in a north-south arrangement that sees her arms wrapped around the younger
wrestler’s waist and her right cheek heavy against Reinhart’s fluttering belly. No more S-grip for Neve’s Hug, she’s
cupping her own elbows to apply even more pressure to Lili’s defenseless midsection. Only saving grace (if you
can call it that) of her current predicament is that Reinhart managed to turn her head to one side before Campbell
could bury her in a Tummy Smother. Of course that means she’s burning energy every few seconds to avoid falling
victim to the referee’s five count. ONE... TWO... Lily gets a shoulder up. ONE... TWO... THREE... FOUR... Lily
rocks from side to side, breaking the pin with a second to spare. ONE... TWO... THREE... Lily bridges *just*
enough to buy a little more of this torture. She manages this balancing act for almost two minutes, but no one’s
really surprised when the end comes.
(LR, blubbering)“I give!”
(NC) “What was that?”
(LC, blubbering louder) “I GIVE UP! GET OFFA ME!”
(NC) “Ref, she’s submitting!”
(REF, kneeling beside the action) “You subm--”
(LR, frantic)“YES! YES! YES! MAKE HER LET GO!”
The ref calls for the bell and Neve lets go as soon as her name is announced. Kneeling over her opponent,
she moves to rise, only to change those plans when Reinhart drapes a hand over her chest. Taking hold of both the
blonde’s wrists, Campbell stretches Lili’s arms out overhead and pins them in place with her shins. Another round
of breast slaps follow, Neve helping herself to jugg for more than thirty seconds to show the bawling blonde one of
the many dividends of a pitiless Bear Hug campaign.
