A brand new jewel from the treasury that is the mind of the Walkin' Dude! Here, he pays homage to the memory of a recently passed pro wrestling legend.
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Troian didn't so much sit on the small of Britney's back as she did position herself and simply drop so that the slim medicine ball of her haunches produced an audible 'bitch!' from the exhausted blonde. The impromptu Butt Bomb wasn't just circumstance or convenience either, it was more a delayed receipt, the brunette getting payback for the low-grade headache she'd suffered through having to look at the hideous zebra print carpet and fuzzy pink covers Spears had insisted sheath the canvas and turnbuckles for tonight's bit of after hours bikini wrestling.
“Gimme those arms, honey.” Bellisario helped herself to rude grips on the blonde's biceps and deftly wrenched her limbs back one right after the other so they were draped awkwardly across the smooth planes of Troi's thighs.
Growling back to some semblance of awareness as Bellisario snatched a double handful of battle-damp hair, Britney dug glittery pink nails into the undersides of Troi's thighs, but it only got her captured locks pulled back into a disheveled top knot. “Guuuuhhhhh... get off me you skinny bitch.” the super starlet demanded. “You're never gonna beat me here, Vegas is MY townNNNNNGGGGGHHHHH!”
Bellisario halved the hair-hold to slip one hand under Spears' chin before she discarded the other woman's tresses entirely to lace her fingers and
puuuuuuuuuuulllll back on the Camel Clutch!
The couple dozen mooks ('VIP's' was what Brit-Brit's handlers had called them when they were escorted in before the introductions) surrounding the ring whooped and hollered and pounded on the apron, which was all well and good, though not one of them responded precisely how Troi had hoped. Certain at least one of them would catch on if she pointed him in the right direction, she glanced from side to side while continuing to jostle the hold and—the brunette found her mark in a graying, middle-aged man who'd locked his fingers into an S-grip to secure an imaginary Clutch of his own. Arching an eyebrow when she caught his attention, the lithesome brunette asked, “Break her back?”
The guy's face lit up and he pounded both palms against that horrible zebra carpet in time with each syllable of his response. 'Make her hum-ble!'
Troi obliged by
craaaaaaaaaaaaaaanking up on Britney's chin for a good five seconds! Then she released the grip and treated herself to a double fistful of hair.
“Pull her hair?”
The first guy answered along with half a dozen more.
'Make her hum-ble!'
She did just that, Bellisario making fierce little tuff girl faces as she tried to remove great big hanks of hair.
Several more seconds ticked off the clock before Troi switched her grip again, the brunette slipping the middle, index, and ring fingers on each hand into the corners of Britney's mouth.
“Hook her mouth!'
It wasn't a question anymore and the response was just as emphatic.
'MAKE HER HUM-BLE!'
“FUGGIN BIDGE!” Spears garbled around that agonizing, artificial smile. “YUU CAHN DOO-IS TO MEE! THIZ IS--”
“Smash her ass!”
Troi dropped a whole lot more Butt Bombs on her foe's squirming buns and if they didn't land entirely in time with 'MAKE HER HUM-BLE!' it wasn't for lack of trying.
Britney was breaking down fast now, the miseries of the Camel Clutch were bad enough, but being on the wrong end of such a tawdry spectacle was infinitely worse. Still, she managed to bawl a defiant 'NO!' when Troi called, “Claw her tits!'
'MAKE HER HUM-BLE!'Bellisario abandoned the hooks and reached down to claim Spears's defenseless rack in greedy, white-knuckled hands. Beaming as she kneaded at the audience's discretion, the brunette planted a kiss on her prey's forehead and cooed, “Feeling humble yet, cutie?”
“EAT SHIT!” Spears wailed. “I'm gonna break you in hal-nooooooooooo! Doooooooooon't!”
Troi had narrowed her focus to the blonde's nipples, taking them between thumb and forefinger.
“Twist her nipples!”
'MAKE HER HUM-BLE!'She did as bade and Britney trembled from end to end with the demoralizing anguish of it all. Perhaps sensing a tremor in her foe's previously iron resolve, Bellisario repeated her previous verse. “Twist her nipples!”
'MAKE HER HUM-BLE!The space thundered with those synchronized palms, none of those around the ring seeming to remember (or simply not caring) that they'd strolled in assuming Brit-Brit was going to win any match that took place during her Vegas residency. She wasn't winning anything at the moment, alas. Troi's ingenious campaign had the guests eating from the palm of her hand while Spears could only shake her head 'no, no, no!' and patter her feet against the ugly carpet. The blonde had just started to wonder if Bellisario was going to change tactics when her tormentor tightened down and cheered, “Twist her nip--”
“SUBMIT!” Britney blubbered. “I SUBMIT, I SUBMIT, I SUBMIT!”
Troi released her pincers with a flourish only to swat at her foe's juggs. “What's this? You humble all of the sudden?”
“Tacky slut.” Brit sulked. “Get your bony ass off of HHRRRGGHHHHHH!”
Bellisario locked her hands across the blonde's chin and
craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanked harder than ever! The strain allowed Troian to look down into her foe's upturned face and she greeted her with another taunting forehead smooch. “What were you saying, brat?”
“HUMBLE!” the exhausted battler sobbed. “I'M HUMBLE, OK!?”
“Who made you hum--”
“You did! Now lemme goOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH STAAAAAAAAAHP!”
Bellisario relinquished part of the Chinlock to resume the malicious nipple twisting, the brunette alternating between targets with predatory relish. “Say my name, baby.” she cooed to the blonde. “Say it or I'll sit on your fa--”
“TROIAN MADE ME HUMBLE!” Britney screeched. “DON'T SIT ON MY FACE, PLEASE!”
Bellisario laughed, released both holds and made a show of swiping some invisible grime from her palms before she unhooked Spears' arms and let her spread out on the carpet in an exhausted, defenseless sprawl. Rising to verticality several seconds later, the victorious brunette lifted a foot and planted it atop the dispirited slope of Britney's buns. A single bicep flex earned one last riotous cheer from the guests and Troi soaked it all up. Reveled in it, really. Because tonight, she'd made Britney Spears submit. It wouldn't last long of course. Egos like Brit-Brit's had a tendency to recover whether it was earned or not and the brunette had no doubt she'd hear reports of the blonde terrorizing the Strip in a month or less. But that was later, unimportant. Tonight Britney was shivering against that ugly carpet with Bellisario's bare foot grinding down on her glutes.
She wasn't just beaten, she was humble.
Troian thought it looked good on her.