Kaley Cuoco & Taylor Spreitler vs Beth Behrs & Kat Dennings 
You won't find it in even the tiniest of print in a contract, but it is an unbreakable requirement in Hollywood nevertheless: if you are an actress in a TV series who also participates in the elite celebrity catfighting league, you are expected to compete when your network commands it, particularly if it's for a very important audience, like some of their top affiliate owners.
Thus did CBS bring together four of their actresses for an exciting two-on-two brawl. The
2 Broke Girls duo of Kat and Beth are squaring off against the network's most popular starlet (and one of the top catfighters), Kaley of
The Big Bang Theory; she was teamed up with a newcomer, Taylor of
Kevin Can Wait, in a bit of 'synergy' to promote Taylor's new show with the executives. And it was an inspired bit of casting, for although they had never fought together before, Cuoco and Spreitler proved to be a daunting twosome, keeping Behrs and Denning, who were much more experienced at team fighting, on the defensive for much of the brawl.
The two teams, each clad only in thongs, had been battling for nearly thirty full minutes, but now it looked as if the end was nearing. Taylor was driving Beth to one knee with an armlock, making the lithe blonde whimper in pain. Meanwhile, Kaley had her longtime rival, Kat, at her seeming mercy, as Dennings was flat on her back, and Cuoco had hold of her feet, lifting and spreading wide her legs, leaving the brunette's vulnerable groin open for a stomp. With a cocky grin, the blonde looked down at her hapless adversary and said, "Gee, sucks to be you, doesn't it, bitch?" But rather than betraying fear, Kat's face seemed to be suppressing a smile of her own. "Funny," she sneers, "that's exactly what I was about to say to you." Cuoco doesn't grasp the meaning of her foe's taunt, not does she realize the danger she is in...but Kat knows, for she had seen her partner break free with a finger thrust to her attacker's throat, dropping young Taylor to the floor as she clutched her neck, gasping and gurgling. Now Behrs silently crept up behind the unsuspecting Kaley on all fours, a sinister leer on her face.
A moment later, Beth swung her right arm up, delivering a devastating forearm smash between Cuoco's thighs. Kaley's eyes shut tight and her mouth twisted into an agonized frown as a high-pitched wail of pain ripped from her throat. Hands clutching her now-throbbing womanhood, the blonde went knock-kneed, struggling to not topple over to the carpet. Unfortunately, she has no say in the matter, as Behrs sweeps her legs out from under her, sending her down with a thud. "You got this?" the blonde asks her partner. Sitting up, Dennings replies, "Go on...I'm all good." With that, Beth returns her attention to Spreitler, who is still struggling to catch her breath. Both battlers had long since developed a move designed to weaken their opponents for a double finish, and Kat and Beth move to apply it to their counterparts now: Pulling both Taylor and Kaley to seated positions, their adversaries knees behind them, placing the heels of the palms to the sides of their foe's head. Pressing with all of their might, Dennings and Behrs literally squeeze Spreitler and Cuoco's heads enough to slow the flow of blood to their brains. The result is that very quickly, the already exhausted blondes, moaning in distress, are rendered dazed, and ripe for vanquishing.
Now, Kat and Beth lay Kaley and Taylor flat on their backs. Dennings climbs atop Cuoco, leaning her chest over the blonde's head, letting her 36DD's teardrop down as she lowers herself, pressing the sweaty, satiny breasts down over her victim's mouth and nose, trapping Kaley in a cage of flesh. Beth, lacking her partner's endowment, opts for her own means, and achieves it by sitting atop the bare chest of her adversary and then sliding herself forward, the triangle of fabric over her groin enveloping Taylor's face..
Cuoco and Spreitler thrash beneath their tormentors, but to no avail, as they lack the power to escape. Swiftly enough, their movements become sluggish, and it's clear to all that oblivion beckons for both. "This is CBS..." Beth says cheerfully, with Kat finishing the phrase: "Coupla Bitches Smothered!"
Finally, the blondes lay still. Kat and Beth climb off of them, and each take one of the slumbering Taylor's wrists in order to drag her over to her partner, where she is draped backwards across Kaley's torso. The victorious duo then signify their triumph by each placing a foot upon this 'mountain' of beaten blondes and striking sexy victory poses, as the small audience jump to their feet and explode with cheers and applause.
