Singer Katy Perry is again at the point of seething with anger while forced to watch a rival pop star dwarfing her music album sales to the extent of crushing her career and blowing her out of existence.
Adele, with her most recent album, has repeated Taylor Swift's humiliating performance of outselling Katy's latest album's sales of two years several times over in only one week - this time, though, it happened on an even bigger scale on which Adele with 3 million sales within a few days destroyed Katy's album so astronomically as to leave Katy nearly sick with shock and humiliation.
No matter though however annihilated the Roar singer initially feels, she is determined not to endure Adele's ridicule at their next meeting with a demure smile - and noticing that she and Adele are scheduled to meet at a charity gala Katy resolves to redeem her dignity even at the cost of a physical confrontation with the woman who has blown her out of competition on the pop music market.
On the evening of the event, Adele meets Katy with an infuriating smirk and a condescending greeting, just as Katy expected. Katy replies to Adele's mocking remarks with hostility, and when Adele positions herself in front of Katy with her hands on her hips thrusting out her D cup cleavage provocatively Katy answers her threatening body language by assuming the same stance close enough to Adele to let the two women's boobs touch.
Katy's cup size equal Adele's, but her nipples don't reach those of the two inches taller rival.
Adele looks down at the pair of breasts mockingly and says, 'I think my girls would crush your two pimples just like I've crushed your bubble pop girl's pathetic little nursery rhymes.'
Katy replies menacingly, 'Just try them, you fat cow, and I'll flatten your saggy milk bags with my boobs to make you cringe!'
'I'll pancake your ugly udders in seconds, you talentless lightweight,' Adele insists, 'and squash you in any other contest. I'd break your wrists in an arm wrestling match, and, as you must already have noticed, in a singing contest I'll drown your mouse squeaks with my voice so easily it won't cost me any effort.'
Katy laughs mirthlessly, 'You arrogant, pathetic excuse for a woman, just let me show you how I pin your fat arms! And when it comes to voice power, girl, I sing you into oblivion so easily that you won't want to try singing another note onstage afterwards out of embarrassment.'
'And,' Adele replies mockingly, 'you being a better singer shows through all the Grammys you've got, doesn't it?' She laughs, and Katy blushes with shame and anger at Adele's stab she has nothing to pit against. Her hated rival has got not less than ten of the coveted trophies while Katy has never won any of them. 'You bitch!' She hisses at her enemy. 'Do you think you intimidate me with that? Keep your big mouth shut and fight me like a real woman, even if you're just a fat bitch who probably doesn't know how to fight!'
On the same night, Katy and Adele enter into a bitter, hostile contest in which each of the two enemies struggles to prove herself to be the better woman...
Katy Perry: 31 years, 5'7", 59 kg, cup D
Adele: 27 years, 5'9", 85 kg, cup D