[joxx]

Usual context applies;

1. This is fantasy. If anyone objects, tell me.
2. No resemblance to any person living or dead is implied or should be inferred.

You might have noticed that Vorders unleashed her years of catfighting experience on poor Rachel Riley, brutally beating her into the middle of next week.

The crowd have clamoured to see Vicious Vorderman back in action, fighting someone more equal to her vivacious self in size and experience.

Luckily for you, Killer Kirkwood is itching to take the other Carol down a peg or two. So here they are:



Vote now - and post your thoughts here.

[JT Edson]

This is an awesome match up. Perfect.

[herboyfriend]

Carol K would prove too much for Carol V, she takes her easily. Still, her stats contradict, she seems 5'7" on all sites , with only one site saying 5'9". 

[lone ranger]

What an exciting scenario ,the two carols in a winner takes all...hum dinger of a match up,especially the ending ,the girls strategies and would strength be the deciding factor ,or cunning...it gets my fantasy juices going,

[joxx]

The good people of popbitch have a Carol Kirkwood story today. Not really on-point for this board, but I know that she has many keen fans here...

BBC Breakfast came up with an idea for a new segment for the show, reflecting Carol's popularity as an open, genuine, big-chested "Forces Favourite." The plan was to send Carol to viewer's houses so that she (and they) could present the weather from their gardens.  (It might also allow Carol to scout for new talent away from London...)

It was all set to go ahead until someone pointed out that the title for Carol's new segment wasn't, quite... well, working for everyone.

It was to be "Come over, Carol."

Oh for a mis-placed comma...

That's quite enough punctuation. Normal service resumes shortly!