At the end, when you pretty much have things won Most people would just go for the pin Not you, you big Ape. You finish any bitch or bastard in your path with style. Now hand me the remote, Alabama vs Clemson is on and I wanna see your face when those Tigers lose again.
Ass over teakettle is what Johnny would call it in his deep southern accent. I'm sure he's saying that to the home viewers even as he's getting an eyeful of some seriously scrumptious booty like he hasn't seen in some time that close up. But as much fun as he and the crowd seem to be having (Oh yeah, /r/WrestleWithThePlot is going to have a new cover girl after this match) I can't pin you out here. So I lean down and smack that bottom to help you finish your roll over.
Ewww, was that buttery popcorn and beer you just kinda landed in on your belly. Yep, glad that's not me. Greenhorns gotta learn the hard way. I have to admit, the bounce as you landed on your belly with the accompanying jiggle of those legs all the way up was impressive. But we got a match to continue, so...
I reach down and grab two good handfuls of that blond mane you're so proud of and half drag half haul you along, forcing you to your feet as I move you towards the corner near the steel steps. I toss you headlong to the apron and watch as that hard edge is driven right into your gut. While your upperbody lays out on the apron, legs barely holding you up (in fact, if they weren't so damn jacked, you'd probably be on the mats on your ass) I climb the steps and stand near the corner.
I know no one knows what's coming next. I'm sure they think they do, but I'm about to try something I've only done once before. You should be proud. You fought hard, fought dirty, fought to win and now you're making me bust out a move I've only done in private or in spars and in one particular match. Congratulations I guess?
I reach down for your hair again and peel your torso off of the apron. Does any part of you not jiggle? I swear for someone so fit, you do bounce in all the right places. I coax you into climbing up onto ringside by pretty much damn near ripping your hair right out of your scalp. And as you slowly move up, I start a slow ascent of the corner.
BW: I'm sorry for the interruption fans, we're back on now. Our table is destroyed and there's carnage everywhere and the Enforcer is still not done.
JC: That sick sunuvabitch isn't gonna do this..
BW: Johnny, you can't interfere, you know the contract you signed.
JC: I know dammit, but that damned Enforcer is gonna do a Super Hugo!
BW: You don't mean...
JC: Yeah, the move that retired me.
It takes a bit but I have you. I'm on the top turnbuckle sitting down and I have you in front of me. I stand up on the top turnbuckle as people are gasping. I am holding you up by your hair and it sure does look like you're having a hard time breathing. I force you up to the middle turnbuckle And as I lean down, I say just loud enough for you to hear. "You've been trained well darlin, but no amount of training can prepare you for this pain. Go back and learn some more. Then come find me."
I pull your head between my own strong thighs and wrap my arms around your waist. I can't resist giving that battered core of yours one last harsh squeeze before hauling you into the air. The ropes shake just a bit and the audience gasps. Dammit, this is trickier than I remember. I get you settled up on my shoulders and let you sit there for a moment. Open those eyes for me so you can see just how bad your situation is.
Ahhh...there you go....
And just as I feel you about to start jerking about in fighting mode, I launch us both off the top rope. I pull you down so your arms catch my legs and your back is lined up as the first thing to hit the mat.
The sound of the impact is gonna be loud.
Can't wait...heh