It starts off so well. Running toward the center of the ring on my bad ankle. Red's head firmly gripped under my arm. I make the leap on my good leg--
--but I start to fly way too fast.
Red's hands on my back, pushing me up. I fly beyond the center of the ring and straight for the turnbuckle.
It's okay. It's okay. I can handle this. Just catch myself on the turnbuckle, grab the top rope with my hands, land on the middle rope with my feet, turn quickly and leap for a cross body on--
--AAAAAAARRRRAAAAAAAGGGGNNNNNN!!!
My bad ankle slips on the middle rope, my leg spasming in agony.
Instead of catching myself, I slide through the ropes, the top of my head hitting the metal part of the corner of the ring, ricocheting me back.
My bad ankle catches on the ropes, so when my body falls back, I'm caught in that old Tree of Woe position that Kevin Sullivan liked so much.
Also, I'm pretty sure I can feel a trickle of blood just above my right eye.
And that's the last thing I see or feel before sinking back into that warm sea of darkness--