"I could whoop both of 'em" Mrs Hilbilly Babe said with a mischievious gleam in her eye...."Want me too?"
"Noooo...Uhhhh...Just let 'em fight it out first....and then ...." her man said...toying with the idea....He watched as the two screaming (longtime friends...now turned into angry hellcats) shredded each others tops....ripped off skimpy bras and were now clawing, scratching, slapping, punching all while the two husbands stood amazingly still, their tongues hanging out and silently amazingly cheering their friends' wife on....(Funny how that works sometimes).
Pandemonium....Catfight PANDEMONIUM.....Multiple fights....multiple arenas.....All started out as a rather peaceful "boring" night at the local, out of the way, popular "watering hole." A couple of scuffles.....two hot beauties going at it.....a few hot observers.....some rather catty remarks, sizzling hot visitors...i.e. customers...., an insult, a threat, a slap, a tug on the lovely lockes, a push, a condescending look....Where will all end? How FAR will it go?
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"Hello sir.....We got a problem out here....Can you hear me? Sorry, but I'm yellin' as loud as I can.....Can you send someone out here?....No, NO....I'm not in town....I'm out at the Bouhhhh" OUCH...You stupid clumsy bitch.....I'm gonna kick your ass....!" Aieeeeee. Slap,Slap. Rippppp!
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"Okay...I think there's trouble.....out at the Bo----"
"Anybody wanna come with me ......We got a problem out at the Boa---"
"I'll go...."
"Me too....
"And me too..."
"All right....Figured ALL you guys would like to come with me and handle all this kind of trouble...." Snicker ...Snicker....
"Hey we need at least one Female......Cindy, you're new I know....But Come with us..."
"I'll be glad to......and I'll stay professional...I like my New Job here....can I turn on the sirens?"
"Yes you can....BUT you stay Professional, Cindy.....Cause I know you love ....Welll.....Urrrrr....Uhhhhh. ...CATFIGHTS..."