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Celebrity Wrestling Federation (CWF) - PPV 20

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Offline Taylor Hawkins

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Celebrity Wrestling Federation (CWF) - PPV 20
« on: May 27, 2018, 10:59:41 PM »
As always, once the polls lock, I'll roll out a PPV on the site with all the recap submissions I received (and write myself!) The more submissions I get, the more amazing a read it will be for everyone, so y'all help me out with recap submissions if a match-up interests you!!

Pay Per View 20 will also have a very exciting #1 Contender Match! The winner between Kat Dennings and Brooklyn Decker will face off against Alexandra Daddario for the Title Belt in PPV 21.

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Brooklyn Decker
Age: 30
Height: 5'9
Weight: 117 lbs
Bust: 36DD
Hometown: Kettering, Ohio

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Kat Dennings
Age: 31
Height: 5'4
Weight: 140 lbs
Bust: 34DD
Hometown: Bryn Mawr, Pennsylvania



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Yvonne Strahovski
Age: 35
Height: 5'9
Weight: 130 lbs
Bust: 32B
Hometown: Werrington Downs, Australia

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Lucy Pinder
Age: 34
Height: 5'5
Weight: 115 lbs
Bust: 32H
Hometown: Winchester, United Kingdom



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Stana Katic
Age: 39
Height: 5'9
Weight: 125 lbs
Bust: 32B
Hometown: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

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Miley Cyrus
Age: 25
Height: 5'5
Weight: 110 lbs
Bust: 32B
Hometown: Franklin, Tennessee



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Taylor Swift
Age: 27
Height: 5'11
Weight: 120 lbs
Bust: 34A
Hometown: Reading, Pennsylvania

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Karlie Kloss
Age: 25
Height: 6'2
Weight: 130 lbs
Bust: 32B
Hometown: Chicago, Illinois



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Rachel McAdams
Age: 39
Height: 5'4
Weight: 119 lbs
Bust: 32B
Hometown: London, Canada

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Jordana Brewster
Age: 37
Height: 5'7
Weight: 115 lbs
Bust: 32B
Hometown: Panama City, Panama

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Re: Celebrity Wrestling Federation (CWF) - PPV 20
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2018, 11:35:02 PM »
Yay! Glad to see it’s back.
« Last Edit: May 28, 2018, 04:12:38 AM by Kierstyn »

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Re: Celebrity Wrestling Federation (CWF) - PPV 20
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2018, 07:53:45 AM »
I will write Brooklyn vs Kat and Yvonne vs Lucy

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Re: Celebrity Wrestling Federation (CWF) - PPV 20
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2018, 11:08:41 AM »
Why is Yvonne losing so hard? Is it because Lucy has giant boobs?

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Re: Celebrity Wrestling Federation (CWF) - PPV 20
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2018, 01:14:41 PM »
Very surprised to see Yvonne and Stana losing so clear. They should tear their opponents apart IMO. Otherwise, Karlie should win, in the other two fights I have no strong opinion.

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Re: Celebrity Wrestling Federation (CWF) - PPV 20
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2018, 05:12:23 PM »
The only fight that is close is the one that I thought could be a landslide ???

Goes to show how much mainstream popularity and cup size play a factor! I don’t think I’ll ever be able to accurately reconcile those variables with the measurables comparison when picking matchups....

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Re: Celebrity Wrestling Federation (CWF) - PPV 20
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2018, 02:47:08 PM »
Unless there's a specific TYPE OF FIGHT involved, I can't imagine why bust size would be more important in projecting an imaginary winner of a hypothetical fight than the "fighters" height, weight, age - or any possible (movie) fight training she may have - would be compared to her opponent.

Some celebrities have a "tough girl" image, and I don't discount that - or any roles they may have played - but then you should also consider their "fight record" (by which I mean their success/failure in other forums or fantasy federations - whether wrestling, boxing, MMA, etc. While those are equally meaningless, I think of it as a sort of "opinion crowd sourcing" even though the same voters may be involved in all.

(WHEW!) There, got that off my chest. Now I can go back to MY reality.... the one where Charlize Theron could kick all their asses. (LOL)

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Re: Celebrity Wrestling Federation (CWF) - PPV 20
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2018, 04:28:47 PM »
Unless there's a specific TYPE OF FIGHT involved, I can't imagine why bust size would be more important in projecting an imaginary winner of a hypothetical fight than the "fighters" height, weight, age - or any possible (movie) fight training she may have - would be compared to her opponent.

Some celebrities have a "tough girl" image, and I don't discount that - or any roles they may have played - but then you should also consider their "fight record" (by which I mean their success/failure in other forums or fantasy federations - whether wrestling, boxing, MMA, etc. While those are equally meaningless, I think of it as a sort of "opinion crowd sourcing" even though the same voters may be involved in all.

(WHEW!) There, got that off my chest. Now I can go back to MY reality.... the one where Charlize Theron could kick all their asses. (LOL)

Charlize might be finding herself facing Yvonne again soon, when I finally get to writing the story I have planned.

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Re: Celebrity Wrestling Federation (CWF) - PPV 20
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2018, 07:01:01 PM »
Unless there's a specific TYPE OF FIGHT involved, I can't imagine why bust size would be more important in projecting an imaginary winner of a hypothetical fight than the "fighters" height, weight, age - or any possible (movie) fight training she may have - would be compared to her opponent.

Some celebrities have a "tough girl" image, and I don't discount that - or any roles they may have played - but then you should also consider their "fight record" (by which I mean their success/failure in other forums or fantasy federations - whether wrestling, boxing, MMA, etc. While those are equally meaningless, I think of it as a sort of "opinion crowd sourcing" even though the same voters may be involved in all.

(WHEW!) There, got that off my chest. Now I can go back to MY reality.... the one where Charlize Theron could kick all their asses. (LOL)
While I wholeheartedly agree that cup size SHOULDN’T play a factor in a wrestling match, I’d argue that at least on this site it’s a mammoth contributor to one’s votes.....

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Re: Celebrity Wrestling Federation (CWF) - PPV 20
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2018, 11:11:49 PM »
Oh my! It looks like Taylor is gonna get her first win!  :o

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Re: Celebrity Wrestling Federation (CWF) - PPV 20
« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2018, 01:32:33 AM »
Brooklyn Decker defeats Kat
Lucy Pinder defeats Yvonne
Miley Cyrus defeats Stana
Karlie Kloss defeats Taylor
)Jordana Brewster defeats Rachel

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Re: Celebrity Wrestling Federation (CWF) - PPV 20
« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2018, 01:04:27 PM »
Yvonne might still make it and she should.

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Re: Celebrity Wrestling Federation (CWF) - PPV 20
« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2018, 07:06:25 PM »
Brooklyn vs Kat and Yvonne vs Pinder stories are finished.

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Re: Celebrity Wrestling Federation (CWF) - PPV 20
« Reply #13 on: June 02, 2018, 01:00:16 AM »
Brooklyn vs Kat and Yvonne vs Pinder stories are finished.
Thank you so much Vite!! I am waiting on one more story from another user and have a super busy weekend, so I should have the stories out on Monday everyone :)

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Re: Celebrity Wrestling Federation (CWF) - PPV 20
« Reply #14 on: June 05, 2018, 12:17:17 AM »
Results are now LIVE on the site! Enjoy the stories!! Special thanks to Vitezislav for his two amazing contributions! :D

http://celebritywrestlingfederation.blogspot.com/p/ppv-20.html



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Brooklyn Decker
Age: 30
Height: 5'9
Weight: 117 lbs
Bust: 36DD
Hometown: Kettering, Ohio

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Kat Dennings
Age: 31
Height: 5'4
Weight: 140 lbs
Bust: 34DD
Hometown: Bryn Mawr, Pennsylvania

Kat Dennings (57%) defeats Brooklyn Decker (43%) (#1 Contender Match)
"The main event of the night has arrived and the winner of this fight will get a shot at the title in the next PPV. The blonde Brooklyn Decker is facing the brunette Kat Dennings, a classic blonde vs brunette fight. Both of them have very impressive breasts that even put fear into Kate Upton. Brooklyn has a clear height and reach advantage, but if things end up on the ground Kat has the advantage by packing an additional 23 pounds over Brooklyn.

Brooklyn Decker is the first to enter the arena and to climb into the ring. Brooklyn is wearing a white bikini and her breasts look very impressive in them. Most of the fans in the arena want to see an all out titfight between these two busty women. Brooklyn hears the wishes of the crowd and smiles at them. She waves her right hand at her fans and shouting at them. “Next PPV I will be claiming the belt and title!”

Kat Dennings is the last fighter of the night to enter the arena. She can see that her blonde opponent is interacting with her fans. She calmly approaches the ring and steps inside. Her breasts almost get stuck behind the middle rope showing how massive they are. Kat’s breasts are hardly contained by her black bikini top and they will most likely pop out during her first move.

The two busty women meet in the middle of the ring and they bump their chests against each other trying to impress and intimidate the other. They both get to feel and compare sizes and they both feel confident they have the better pair. Kat thrusts her breasts forward against and this time Brooklyn doesn’t move and their breasts begin to battle. The fight hasn’t even started yet and they are already giving the audience what they want.

“Your tits will soon fight out mine are superior!” Brooklyn sneers at the brunette in front of her.

“Don’t make me laugh bimbo, mine will crush yours and you will be begging me to stop!” Kat yells back in anger and thrusts her breasts back against Brooklyn’s twins.

The bell rings and Kat wants to continue their breast war, but Brooklyn has other plans. She jumps back and sends a jab at Kat’s head, so that the brunette cannot follow her. Dennings quickly raises her arms to protect her head and she is able to block the jab. Brooklyn takes another step back and now Kat can’t reach her anymore. The blonde quickly sends a leg kick at the brunette and causes Kat to flinch from the impact.  The crowd is a little upset that the two aren’t titfighting. Brooklyn however doesn’t care about it, since this is her best chance to win the fight with relative ease. She keeps dancing around Kat sending kick after kick at the brunette’s legs keeping her at a distance.

Kat is able to avoid most of the kicks, but those that hit, hit her hard and she is already starting to feel her legs getting heavier. She has to do something fast and Kat decides to simply charge Brooklyn. So far Decker has only thrown kicks at her and didn’t try to punch her. Brooklyn didn’t expect Kat to simply charge her and their bodies collide. The blonde is forced against the ropes and their breasts smash together. Both of them let out a groan and Kat is the first to react after the impact. She grabs Decker’s wrists keeping them under control. Kat now begins to slam her twins against Brooklyn’s twins.

Decker has to endure attack after attack. Kat’s breasts keep slamming up against hers and both of them are gritting their teeth. The blonde’s knees slowly begin to bend bringing her breasts to the same height as Kat’s twins. The brunette now begins a full fontal assault slamming her jugs hard against those of the blonde. Decker is starting to experience why Dennings is considered a great titfigher.

Brooklyn groans out in pain and she notices that her twins are being pushed back into her chest. Their bikini tops are still containing their breasts, but the moment Kat slams her breasts down on top of Brooklyn’s breasts, both pairs pop out of their holders. The crowd loudly roars when both twins escape their prison at the same time. Kat quickly slams hers back down on top of Brooklyn’s now naked orbs. The blonde lets out another loud cry, but the brunette doesn’t stop.

Kat continues to pummel her breasts down on top of the blonde’s pair and she can see tears are starting to form in Brooklyn’s eyes. Kat has a devilish smile and she slams her boobs back against Brooklyn’s pair. This time Kat doesn’t pull hers back and keeps increasing the pressure on the blonde’s pair. Brooklyn eyes go wide as her boobs begin to mushroom out and she begins to scream in panic. Her proud breasts are getting squashed by the brunette’s twins. Second after second her breasts are pushed back further and further into her chest and the pain is immense, not only physical but also mentally.

“Please stop! Please no more! I submit! I submit!” The blonde cries out in humiliation.

Kat however keeps the pressure on Brooklyn’s tits and the blonde has only one option. She drops down to her knees and her face is now in front of the boobs that crushed her twins. Kat’s hands grab the back of her head and she is forced between them. Brooklyn feebly struggles, but soon enough she is starting to pass out from the lack of air. Kat is breast smothering her and she can forget about claiming the title for now. Kat firmly keeps Brooklyn’s head in place and pushes her breasts forward. The blonde’s face goes deeper and deeper between the twins. Kat feels Brooklyn’s body go limb and she slaps her breasts against the blonde’s cheeks. She is getting no response and pulls Decker’s face from between her boobs.

The crowd goes wild seeing the unconscious blonde and they will be seeing Dennings taking on Daddario in the next PPV. Kat holds Brooklyn’s hair with her right hand and poses with her for her fans. Her left fist is raised in the air and she showing everyone in the arena that Daddario should fear her. Kat lets go of the blonde’s hair and the blonde falls onto her stomach. Kat strips her out of her bikini and takes them with her as a trophy leaving the blonde unconscious and naked inside the ring".

- Submission by Vitezislav



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Yvonne Strahovski
Age: 35
Height: 5'9
Weight: 130 lbs
Bust: 32B
Hometown: Werrington Downs, Australia

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Lucy Pinder
Age: 34
Height: 5'5
Weight: 115 lbs
Bust: 32H
Hometown: Winchester, United Kingdom

Lucy Pinder (54%) defeats Yvonne Strahovski (46%)
"Yvonne Strahovski walks into the ring very confident. She knows she has quite an advantage over Lucy Pinder. Her reach and weight advantage giving her a clear edge in this fight, Lucy only really outshines her in the breast department. However these only really help in titfights and this is not a titfight. The blonde Aussie can hear her fans cheering and chanting her name. Most here in the arena think that Yvonne will dominate her smaller and lighter British opponent tonight.

Lucy is called in next and she seems a little nervous seeing the tall blonde Aussie standing inside the ring. She steps between the ropes and enters the ring. Both women are wearing a bikini. Yvonne’s bikini seems to be very comfortable around her body, while Lucy’s bikini is uncomfortably keeping her twins prisoned. Lucy put on a smaller bikini top size just to intimidate her opponent. Her breasts seem to be able to burst out of her bikini top at any given moment.

The two fighters meet in the middle and Lucy bumps her breasts against Yvonne’s body. The Australian actress however isn’t intimidated at all and simply smiles down at her opponent. She pushes Lucy away from her and the busty British model thrusts her chest back against Yvonne.

“You are going down you dumb busty whore!” Yvonne taunts her opponent to show her confidence.

“I am going to smother you out bitch!” Lucy threatens back and bumps her breasts against Yvonne again.

“You are only famous because you flash your giant boobs!” Yvonne snaps back at the busty model.

“Feeling jealous you flat chested bimbo?” Lucy smirks at the Aussie.

The bell rings and the two fighters both try to get on the offense from the start. Lucy however quickly experiences her disadvantages opposed to Yvonne. The Aussie sends a devastating roundhouse kick to her body and she is send sideways. She catches to ropes and uses them to remain on her feet. The blonde quickly tries to exploit Lucy’s weakness and continues to send kick after kick at the busty brunette. Lucy tries to block or avoid them, but the Aussie is too fast for her and she is landing kick after kick against her body.

Lucy quickly realizes why Yvonne is considered to be a formidable fighter. She brings years of training and fighting into the ring and the blonde actress is forcing her into a corner. Her back is against the turnbuckle and now Strahovski moves in closer to deliver some destructive punches. Lucy raises her arms to protect her face, but Yvonne isn’t going after her face. The Aussie is targeting her money makers and Lucy soon begins to scream in pain. Fist after fist is landing against her proud twins and after just a couple of punches they pop out of the bikini top.

The crowd cheers loudly the moment Lucy’s boobs are freed from the top and they bounce around. They are chanting Yvonne’s name and the Aussie is enjoying every moment so far. The busty model currently has no clue on what to do to improve her situation. Yvonne keeps hammering her breasts and they are starting to hurt like hell. Lucy almost wants to beg Yvonne to stop. She tries to endure the onslaught from her blonde opponent, who seems determined to take her down fast.

“Come on bitch, fight me!” Yvonne taunts the brunette, who so far has only been able to defend herself.

Lucy tries to be more aggressive and jabs the blonde’s face. Yvonne skillfully dodges it and hooks her fist under Pinder’s right breast. Her boob shoots up and almost slams into Lucy’s face. The busty models lets out another painful cry and tries to hit the Aussie with another jab. She is however too slow or Yvonne is simply to fast for her. The blonde moves her head to the side and Lucy’s jab misses it’s target. Again her failed attempt to hit her opponent gets punished. Yvonne slams her fist into Pinder’s stomach and the busty model topples forward. Her head resting against Yvonne’s shoulder now. Lucy’s arms wrap around the blonde for support, while she is gasping for air.

Yvonne knows this might end up being dangerous for her and continues to pummel her fists against Pinder’s battered body. Lucy is hanging on for dear life and she is literally hoping for a miracle. So far this fight has been one sided, because Yvonne didn’t give her a single chance. Lucy knows that Yvonne is the better fighter and only with extreme luck she would be able to defeat the taller woman.

“Next time I really need to get a real fighter, because you busty bimbos don’t know how to fight at all.” Strahovski laughs out and pushes Pinder back against the ropes.

Lucy is hanging in the ropes and her knees are about to give in. Yvonne is now just insulting her by just standing in front of her. The Aussie grabs the busty model’s chin and lifts her head up.

“You can give up if you want, there is no shame in submitting to a superior woman.” Yvonne spits into Lucy’s face and releases Pinder’s chin letting her head drop back down.

Lucy is slowly trying to get back up grabbing the ropes and pushing herself back up. Yvonne is smiling at her and before she can react, she gets kicked in her stomach again. Lucy starts gasping for air again and her hair is draping in front of her eyes. Sweat is dripping down from her hair onto the canvas below her. Yvonne has put her through hell and the Aussie is getting ready to finish her.

“Any last words before I knock your sorry ass out?” Yvonne knows that with one well-aimed kick she is going to knockout Pinder.

Lucy would love to scream and yell at the blonde and tell her to go fuck herself. She pushes herself back up and waits for the blonde to make her move. She knows she has one chance to avoid the knockout kick from Yvonne. However chances are if she does avoid it, it will mostly be luck instead of anything else.

Yvonne smirks at her opponent who is pretty much done for. She carefully prepares her right leg for the knockout kick taking her time to toy with Lucy. Yvonne right leg menacingly moves across the canvas, before slowly leaving it. Yvonne’s leg shoots towards Lucy and everyone in the crowd is expecting Lucy to drop to the floor within a second. Lucy does indeed drop to the floor, but not because Yvonne’s leg hits her head. The blonde lets out a surprised gasp when her leg passes above Lucy’s head. To make matters worse her legs goes down and her foot hooks behind the top rope. Strahovski lets out a grunt and Lucy comes back to life.

Lucy forgets about all the pain she is experiencing and launches herself forward. The tall Aussie drops on her back and the busty brunette lands on top of her. Lucy knows she has one shot and immediately moves up Yvonne’s body. She snatches Yvonne’s arms and pins them above her head. Her breasts dangling dangerously above the blonde’s face. Yvonne is still in shock about what just happened and before she can respond, Lucy lowers her famous tits on top of her face.

Lucy can feel Yvonne’s face sinking deeper and deeper between her breasts. The blonde below is starting to trash her body hoping to escape the situation that no one saw coming. Lucy however has her legs on either side of Yvonne’s body and the blonde is soon running out of oxygen. Lucy can feel less and less resistance from the Aussie and decides to tighten her hold. She moves her arms around Yvonne’s head and forces her face deeper between her twins. She can hear Yvonne moaning and groaning, but after a few seconds it stops. She no longer feels the blonde’s heavy breath between her sweaty breasts. She jiggles her tits against Yvonne’s face to humiliate the blonde a little further. Lucy grinds her tits on top of Yvonne’s face and the crowd is dead silent.

Lucy finally releases the defeated blonde from her hold and the crowd begins to cheer loudly. Lucy scoots forward and sits on top of Yvonne’s face. She flexes her arms and slowly grind her crotch on Yvonne’s face to humiliate her tormentor even further. After a few seconds of showing her dominance, she gets off Yvonne’s face and leaves the ring placing her magnificent breasts back inside her bikini top".

- Submission by Vitezislav



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Stana Katic
Age: 39
Height: 5'9
Weight: 125 lbs
Bust: 32B
Hometown: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

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Miley Cyrus
Age: 25
Height: 5'5
Weight: 110 lbs
Bust: 32B
Hometown: Franklin, Tennessee

Miley Cyrus (61%) defeats Stana Katic (39%)
"A battered Katic woozily wobbled back to both feet from a genuflecting knee; her wavy, shoulder-length locks disheveled and strewn across her face as Miley confidently sprung backwards opposite her. The two stood in stark nude contrast to one another; Miley proudly flaunting every inch of her lithe, milky white frame as Katic meekly shielded hers. As dominating as the spry youngster had been, she had seemed even more intent on humiliating the older vet. A clean-shaven Cyrus incessantly heckled a doe-eyed, unresponsive Katic as she cupped her exposed mound with trembling fingers, mewling as she temporarily dropped her armbra to brush blinding strands of hair from her eyes. Crimson streaks left by Miley's talons marred Stana's otherwise flawless, caramel bosom; her erect, golden brown nipples nearly ripped clean off by a merciless breast claw just seconds earlier.

"Maybe you'd get a little more action if you waxed that pathetic slit....it's not the 70's anymore, ya know?" Miley venomously hissed, proudly puffing out her bare chest as Stana continued to play deaf, ignoring the snide remark disparaging her neatly manicured bush.

The towering brunette swaddled her bare midsection as the canvas began to quake, whimpering as Cyrus continued to set the pace and give her no space to breathe; crow-hopping forward and skewering Stana square in the sternum with a heart-stopping front kick. Katic's mouth dropped agape as a brutal clap of flesh erupted, breathlessly wheezing before careening into the corner turnbuckle. A sloppy stream of drool sloshed from her lips as her once-statuesque frame wilted against the ropes, her painted eyelashes fluttering as she sputtered helplessly for oxygen, her knees clacking before giving out altogether.

Miley sprung forward fast enough to catch her felled victim, instead vaulting atop the corner turnbuckle at Stana's turned back and snagging the slumping brunette by the shoulders. Miley briefly struggled with Stana's dead weight before athletically hauling her up the ropes, balancing the wobbly ragdoll on the middle rope as she climbed to the top. Suddenly Miley slipped her forearm around the brunette's throat and ruthlessly kicked Stana's feet out from underneath her, snaring the squirming Katic in a Hangman's Noose Sleeperhold from the top rope. Katic desperately pedaled her pendulous stems in search of solid ground, but she was helplessly dangling a good twelve inches off the mat. Miley violently wrung the sputtering brunette deeper into the choke, the veins in her throat bulging as her face flushed, drool sloshing across Cyrus' forearm as she pulled her tighter. Stana throatily whimpered as she pathetically clawed at Miley's locked wrists, her bosom uncontrollably quaking as her hazel bulbs rolled into the back of her skull. After what felt like a gruesome eternity, Katic's arms dropped slack to her sides, her pert B-cups still fleshily convulsing as she gurgled into unconsciousness in Miley's grasp. With an inflated sense of contempt and arrogance, the blonde slung Stana's lifeless corpse to the canvas; her statuesque frame crumpling in a heap with her bubbly derrière pointed skyward".

- Submission by Taylor Hawkins



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Taylor Swift
Age: 27
Height: 5'11
Weight: 120 lbs
Bust: 34A
Hometown: Reading, Pennsylvania

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Karlie Kloss
Age: 25
Height: 6'2
Weight: 130 lbs
Bust: 32B
Hometown: Chicago, Illinois

Taylor Swift (52%) defeats Karlie Kloss (48%)
"What started as a painfully timid bout between two close friends had turned into a malicious, vindictive fight for supremacy in what felt like an instant. To the surprise of everyone in the arena, the winless Swift had embraced a shocking heel-turn; confidently stalking the wounded pixie, Karlie Kloss, as she racked the far corners of her brain in order to come up with a method of finishing the brunette off. Karlie huffed and puffed as she shuffled aimlessly across the ring on all fours, her gangly limbs shaking with each inching forward. Suddenly Taylor surged from behind the downed brunette, sliding to her hip and slinging one of her size eight and a half boots into Karlie's hanging jaw.

Karlie let out a gruff grunt as her head was sickeningly whipped backwards as if she'd been in a car crash, her upper half lifting off the canvas before she flopped like a fish out of water to her backside. The brunette gutturally sputtered up a mouthful of blood across her naked chest as she slid spread eagle, each of her lanky limbs extending to a different corner of the ring as she blankly stared up into the rafters. After a moment of drinking in the excitement of the ravenous crowd, Swift's silhouette eclipsed the overhead lights as Karlie stared skyward.

As if a sympathetic wire to her brain had been ruptured and her compassion vanished, Swifty mounted Karlie's slender belly and began pumping biting elbows into Kloss' vacant features. Karlie's skull trampolined off the springy canvas with each unfettered strike until an incensed Swift was literally peeled off the incoherent brunette by the official. With a passion and fire yet to be seen from the goodie-two-shoes singer, Tay let out a spine-tingling scream in celebration of her first victory; scoffing at the topless, twitching corpse of her former bestie as she was ushered out of the ring".

- Submission by Taylor Hawkins