So whispers has been going around that there is a new girl haning around my local bar.
Apperantly she is as hot as hell and tough as nails.
Now rumour like these doesnt bother me at all and once I've seen her I wrote her off as not worth the effort.
Then one or 2 of the regulars mentioned that she might even be too much for me to handle.
Laughable right? Well whats a girl to do?
I cant let people walk around believing crap that falls into the same catagory as the tooth fairy and a flat earth theory.
I took the only logical option available to me. I invited the bitch to meet me in the ally behind the bar to discuss the issue woman to woman.