ABOVE: SALMA HAYEK and KATY PERRY will compete in a ‘Bavarian Dirndl dress competition’ and fight in the ring.
Pop star
Katy Perry had suffered a bone grinding, humiliating succession of defeats very recently - after losing to her arch enemy
Taylor Swift - in a match which Perry entered confident she’d thrash her opponent yet again but in which Swift finally turned her fate around - she also was defeated by the only 4’8” tall athlete
Simone Biles.
A chance to redeem herself has come for Katy Perry through a challenge she received from actress
Salma Hayek.
Referring to an upcoming charity event for which female celebrities take part in a ‘Bavarian Dirndl dress competition’, Salma claimed she looks better in a beer festival costume than Katy ever could. Katy was angered by Salma’s declaration to the press and retaliated by announcing she would take her on in any competition.
The women in this challenge have to go through a four part contest. After posing next to each other onstage to let the audience decide which contestant looks prettier and sexier in a Bavarian Dirndl dress, the two women also have to arm wrestle, complete a boob fight bust to bust, and finally wrestle in the ring.
Having challenged each other, Katy and Salma soon meet on the stage consisting of a catwalk and a wrestling ring where they are being interviewed before the contest starts.
Salma mocks Katy in front of the audience, telling her,
’So, little Californian girl, it seems you haven’t learned your lesson yet? You’ve been thrashed first by the skinny beanstalk from Nashville, then by a dwarf...and now you’re going to be ripped to shreds by a fiery Latina! Ha ha! Do you think you’ll learn something this time?’Katy darts a poisonous glance down at the four inches shorter woman. She also can’t help staring enviously at Salma’s enormous cleavage. With her 36C cup bust, the buxom Latina is one cup size bigger than Katy who can only pit her mere 32D sized breasts against it.
Salma notices Katy’s jealous stare at her boobs, smirks, and adds to her ridiculing talk,
’Yes, Katy, at least I’ve got a bust to fill out a Dirndl dress, haha! And my boobs will pancake your little titties, and then my muscles will do the rest - I’ll squash you to a pulp in my arms or between my thighs, whichever way you prefer!’
Laughing again, Salma playfully twirls her Dirndl dress’s skirt around.
Katy finally replies, with contempt in her voice, ’First of all, cute little Latina girl who’s a bit on the fatty side, you talk to me about dwarfs? You? Well, look at you! You’ll have to wear high heels while I’m barefoot if you want to get your milk bags in line with my girls! And apart from that, I’ll pancake those udders of yours sooner than you would think! And, little fatty, those muscles you’re talking about, where exactly are they, huh?’ And,narrowing her eyes to glare at Salma threateningly, she concludes, ’You will regret you ever challenged me to this, I guarantee you that, you cow!’
The contest begins, and the two women start by posing in their dresses to let the audience vote for one of them...
BELOW: KATY PERRY in her Bavarian Dirndl dress - Is she better looking and sexier than her older rival?
BELOW: SALMA HAYEK posing next to Katy Perry to prove she is the prettier looking contestant with a sex appeal stronger than Katy Perry’s - will the 51 year old woman humiliate her much younger rival?
BELOW: KATY PERRY has got the smaller bust, but asked about the possible outcome of her impending boob fight with Salma she replied: ’Don’t overestimate her cow udders! Those flabby milk bags aren’t a problem for my firm, strong pair of girls!’
BELOW: SALMA HAYEK is confident the superior size and weight of her boobs will ’flatten Katy’s boobies like a steamroller’.
