So, the headline in today's issue of "Beach Fighting Gazette" reads:
"Can Goodwin Do Her Again?"
While the NY Post back cover posits this query:
"Is Upton's 'Goodwin Hangover' Too Much To Bear?"
Of course, no one on Free Catfights cares whether Upton is suffering pangs of remorse for her humiliatiing defeat at the "juggs" of Alice Goodwin any more than the readers of that fine - and informative - board give a fig for Goodwin's (unconfirmed) insecurity over whether she was lucky - or just plain overwhelmingly good!
No, It's not about what DID HAPPEN last year.... it's about what WILL HAPPEN this year!! Cinch up your seatbelts boys and girls, it's going to be a bumpy ride!
And according to several (self-styled) EXPERTS, neither Goodwin nor Upton will even be around for the final. At least that the opinion of some of the zoftig women who pay attention to what's going on in the sport. (Below, are just some of their comments...)
Stephanie McMahon: "Upton-Goodwin or Goodwin-Upton? Fact is, they'll each take so much out of the other in their 1st match, it won't matter. Neither makes the finals."
Chrissy Teagan: "They're both L-O-S-E-R-S so you can put your money on M-E to win it all."
Kendall Jenner: "It's not so much about boobs as it is about beach fighting technique. I've got it all over those other girls. Watch me roll 'em up like so many rolls of pennies and catwalk my way to the title."
Charlotte McKinney: "Everybody just stay out of my way or I'll steamroll any bitch who doesn't! There's no way ANY of those bimbos is in my class... on the beach... in the ring... or in the bedroom... I rule the roost wherever I lay my head, baby!"
Several others submitted quotes for this thread, but time/space didn't permit us to quote all of them - those who even were brave enough to sign their own/real name(s)… and many did NOT!
