Pop princess
Katy Perry left Britain utterly humiliated after losing fights to three middle aged ‘weather girl’ TV presenters one after the other.
The ‘triangle of witches’, as Katy termed the three women in her anger and frustration - Kate Garraway, Judith Ralston and Carol Kirkwood - mockingly waved a goodbye to her on a TV live show, giggling and shouting,
’Have a save trip home, little California Girl!’Katy, seething with anger, and tears of frustration in her eyes, suddenly though told the chauffeur to turn around and drive her to a hidden away place in the Scottish mountains which whereabouts only she and a selected group from her team were to know.
There, she spent quiet days recovering from the ordeal the older women had put her through.
Finally, she went back online to reconnect with the world, and was immediately dumbstruck with the shade a German pop star had thrown on her while commenting on a picture Celine Dion had posted on Instagram.
Celine met Katy during her and Katy’s respective shows, and the 28 year old
Annemarie Eilfeld, in her comment, suggested to Celine to give singing lessons to Katy.
Katy’s fans started to verbally abuse Annemarie for her bitchy remark at which the German singer, however, only laughed.
Below: The Instagram post which pop starlet Annemarie Eilfeld commented on with a jab towards Katy, making Celine Dion’s fans laugh at Katy’s cost and Katy’s fans pour out their outrage under Annemarie’s comment.
Katy initially had the full intention to ignore Annemarie and what she called her ‘silly girl’s childish things’; however, the disagreements between fans of hers and Annemarie’s escalated noticeably when Annemarie fuelled them by adding another ironical comment to her first one, mockingly claiming she had only good intentions when suggesting a ‘teacher and student’ relationship between Celine and Katy. It was too obvious she referred to Katy as a student and to Celine as her potential teacher. Katy, now, began to feel increasing anger at the pop star from Germany, and when prompted and encouraged by many of her friends to challenge Annemarie she finally made contact with the other woman. That was the beginning of a feud between Katy and Annemarie which was soon to be a hostile encounter onstage and in the wrestling ring.
Below: ANNEMARIE EILFELD, on instagram, suggested to superstar
Celine Dion that
Katy Perry would benefit from receiving singing lessons by Celine. Katy’s fans, enraged and verbally attacking Annemarie, soon pointed out to Katy how the German pop singer ridiculed her.
Below: ANNEMARIE laughed at the anger of Katy’s fans. Amused by it, she added another gibe. To her friends, she said, giggling and obviously enjoying the buzz she kept fuelling,
’All those little Katy Perry fans, hahaha! Looks like I hit a nerve with them, secretly they know Katy can’t sing at all! Hehehe!’
KATY PERRY, understandably, was less amused than Annemarie. Her friends, hating to see her humiliated, urged her to step in and defend her dignity challenging Annemarie to a singing contest. When Katy saw that Annemarie kept ridiculing her on social media she finally got in touch with her rival and told her to either shut up or prove that she’s better than her.
Annemarie, delighted at Katy’s reaction, enthused,
’Oh, yes! This is getting better and better! I never thought you’d have the guts for this, but of course I’ll compete with you! Only you are the one who’ll regret this!’Katy wasn’t going to be impressed by Annemarie’s bragging.
’You’ve got quite a big mouth which runs on and on!’ she replied.
’But wait until we stand on the stage in front of an audience who has to decide which one of us is the better singer! I bet you’ll be less cocky then, girl!’Annemarie and Katy kept having bitchy spats over the phone for the next few days. Finally, they had gone so far into hating each other that they decided to add a physical competition to their contest, fighting body on body.
Annemarie mocked Katy telling her that even with her boobs she’d squash Katy’s tits to a pulp. However, with Katy wearing a bra size 32D and Annemarie a 34C, their breasts are about of the same size, and Katy, after finding that out looking at the tit site ‘boobpedia’, and after quarrelling with her about who has actually the slightly bigger boobs, laughed at Annemarie and told her,
’Oh, you poor deluded thing! I’d squash two sets of flabby udders like yours at the same time, but you’ll see when we’re in the ring! But have you got enough spirit in you to arm wrestle me before we step in there? Well, I bet I’ll break your wrists already if we do that...not that it makes a difference to me slamming you into oblivion anyway while wrestling you in the ring.’ Annemarie predicted a very different outcome.
’You pathetic former-pop-princess-now-pop-slut! I’ll destroy you not only as a singer, I’ll also hang you by your tits from the ropes when I’m in the ring with you!’The two ladies continued hurling verbal abuse at each other for a while; however, some of their communication became so vulgar that in consideration towards the more sensitive ones amongst our readers we shall refrain from repeating the vile language they used insulting each other during that period of time prior to finally meeting for a
battle of voices, arm wrestling, boob fighting, and wrestling in the ring.
Below: ANNEMARIE EILFELD live onstage, to compete with Katy Perry in their battle of voices:
’I only need five seconds to sing that little girl’s voice of Katy Perry’s flat against the wall, but I’m generous, and give her a whole song!’??
https://youtu.be/B5VafUXBoWABelow: KATY PERRY goes onstage to answer Annemarie Eilfeld’s challenge to compete with her in the battle of voices:
’That pathetic upstart thinks she can compete with me - really? Okay, then let me give her a demonstration of my set of pipes!’
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https://youtu.be/9wC-GklWHGI
Below: ANNEMARIE EILFELD, before the live audience votes for either of the two ladies, gets back onstage: I know I’ve destroyed the pathetic little screechy girl already but - why not rub it in, haha!’
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https://youtu.be/dFR3nvPCjJM
Below: KATY PERRY: ’You want to party? Girl, I’ll blow you off the stage, you’ll regret competing with the voice of a real singer!’
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https://youtu.be/lHPOSo3FTtk
ANNEMARIE, enjoying the prospect of competing with the Californian pop princess, further challenges Katy suggesting to add a ‘Bavarian dirndl dress competition’ to their contest.
KATY agrees without hesitating: ’Of course, let’s do it! It’ll just be another humiliation for you, little upstart, when I win that, too!’
’Wait and see, pop whore, just wait and see!’ Annemarie replies ominously.
Below: KATY competing with Annemarie in a ‘Bavarian dirndl dress beauty contest’
Below: ANNEMARIE competing with Katy in the ‘Bavarian dirndl dress beauty contest’
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KATY PERRY: 33 years, 5’6”, 59 kg, 32D
ANNEMARIE EILFELD: 28 years, 5’6”, 60 kg, 34C.
(32D and 34C are the same size of bras. However, in their heated argument, each of these two ladies claims that she has got at least slightly bigger breasts than her rival.)
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Below: Both KATY and ANNEMARIE claim to have the more muscular body. In the end, they let the audience decide and during their beauty competition they pose next to each other to show off their physique.
Annemarie posing to flex her muscles:
Katy posing to prove she’s got the better muscles:
Below: ANNEMARIE
Below: KATY
Below: KATY or ANNEMARIE - which is the better looking woman?
Katy:
Annemarie:
