"BE THE BIGGER PERSON"
After getting Ben safely out of harm's way, and mucking up Karen's plan to serve him with papers on the same day I've been served, I call up my school principal to let her know I can't work for the rest of the week, since Karen has swiped my entire wardrobe, underwear included.
Luckily, my principal Gina is a divorced career woman herself, and is chock full of both understanding and good advice.
> Hello?
> Gina, it's Michelle. I have serious crisis on my hands.
> Oh, no. What is it, 'Chelle?
> Well, I got served divorce papers today.
> No! 'Chelle, I am SO SORRY. What do you need?
> Well, that's actually the second reason I'm calling. I have .... this is SO embarrassing .... I don't have access to my clothes.
> What?!?. 'Chelle .... he CANNOT do that. No matter how bad things are between you two.
> That's the thing Gina .... HE didn't do it .... SHE did!
> What?!? There's a SHE involved. Do you KNOW her?!?
> No ... or, well. yes ... I met her online .. I guess you would call it .... a few months ago. I caught her flirting with my husband online. Internet. Then, nothing. Then, I found out my husband had been doing contracting work on her house. So I confronted her .... and thought I had handled it. But she's not ready to let go. Now she got him to file papers.
> 'Chelle, you're totally in the right. But do NOT handle this yourself. Be the bigger person. Do NOT worry about school--I've got you covered here. I'll teach your class myself if I need to. But let the lawyers handle this. Do you have one yet?
> Of course not.
> Ok, I have just the firm for you. They're in Wellesley. I can get you in tomorrow. All women. They'll do the fighting for you. The legal way.
> Gina, thank you.
I run out for dinner and to buy attorney's-office-appropriate clothes for tomorrow. Shit, it's hard to find a women's apparel store open on a Monday night. I cross my fingers that my credit cards have room on them.
Shit, credit cards. In my house, they're all in my name because my husband's income was all under the table. I wonder if all of Ben's are in his name, and if Karen is holding them right now.
> She has one of them. The American Express card--it has no credit limit.
> Ben, please, cancel it .... so she can't spend money, ok?
> But .... what if I need it later??
> Ben, please trust me .... everything will work out later. She has a three day head start on us .... freeze or cancel any account she has access to .... and see a lawyer, TOMORROW... ok? .... I'm seeing one in Wellesley.
> Ooooo, fancy. How'd you find them??
> My principal put me in touch with them ... lucky, I know.
> I love you.
> I love you, too. Now get cracking cancelling those accounts and msking a lawyer's appointment. AND DON'T LET HER SERVE PAPERS ON YOU, K?
I try and fall asleep in the empty house, but give up after tossing and turning for 30 minutes. I wish Ben was here to fuck me.
I go online. AOL. Dial up.
CapeKaren direct messages me.
> You meddling coward bitch. How do you know about Ben's American Express card??
> Because he told me, bitch. Tough spending money now that he cancelled it??
> You butt out of his affairs. If you want to deal with me, you do so thru your husband, do you understand?
> No, I'm actually quite confused, sweetie. I thought he doesn't want to be my husband.
> Until the State of Massachusetts says so, he is, dumb ass.
> Fine, smarty pants. Where is he staying right now, and when can I see him?
> He's staying with me, and you can communicate to him thru ME. Bitch.
> Well, that's interesting, because any tools and financial records which aren't in his truck are at MY house here, which HE APPEARS TO HAVE ABANDONED, so if either of you want them, you have to get them THRU ME. Sweetie.
> Don't threaten me ... or his business .... Michelle.
> Karen, I haven't even started fucking with you.
> Fuck you, bitch.
I log off. I watch TV all night.
I drive to Wellesley for my appointment. I pull up to the lawyer's office.
A black Mercedes is parked outside.
Can that be the woman who served me the divorce papers yesterday?
To be continued.....