I posted this years ago over on the Seaking website but I don't think I ever posted it here. So, just in time for the holidays, here's a pretty bad catfight poem featuring my character DD Debbie and her nemesis, Joyce:
DD Debbie Seeks Revenge
'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the city
Not a creature was stirring
But a slut with big titties
Her hair was dark and glossy and long
Her legs very shapely and strong
Her eyes a deep blue, her ass nice and tight
She knew how to show a man a great night
Her bra was stuffed with two Double D's
That jiggled and swayed with every breeze
Her outfit was black and slutty and brief
She looked for her rival to hand out some grief
For Debbie was hunting her arch-enemy Joyce
If she could just beat her she'd really rejoice
And although she'd lost to Blondie in many a fight
She just had a hunch that tonight was her night
She finally found Joyce in the local gym
Where the blonde worked out to stay trim
Deb yearned for revenge saying
"I'll tear her limb from limb!"
"Lace up those gloves and get in the ring
I'm going to teach you a few little things
By the time I'm done you'll be out on the floor
You'll be begging me "No more! No more!"
So the two rivals entered into the ring
Debbie had stripped to bra and g-string
Joyce had on bike shorts and pink tank top
She was hoping that nothing would make the fight stop
Debbie came out swinging for the kill
She was determined, her anger was real
But Joyce just began to dodge and weave
And Deb's strength slowly began to leave
And after a while Deb was really tired
But in Joyce's eyes burned a deep fire
She eyed those big tits as two perfect targets
They reminded her of melons at the supermarket
Joyce fired a left, then a right and a right
They landed on Deb with all their might
Deb grunted and gasped and gave a big moan
She couldn't hit Joyce, only whimper and groan
"Wait, wait, I don't wanna fight at all!
Let's just quit and call it a draw!
If you let me go I promise I'll leave!"
Joyce just continued to bob and weave
"You picked this fight, now take your due
I'm not quitting till you're KO'd and through
Joyce sneered at her foe and hit her again
Deb snivelled and begged, she was in pain
Joyce landed blow after blow, she wasn't missing
Deb seemed ready for some canvas kissing
She staggered around like a pitiful drunk
From the look of her tits she was surely sunk
Finally Joyce decided to take a little pity
For there wasn't much left of Deb's pretty titties
Her bra was in tatters, her panties were all torn
Her black and blue face was very forlorn
"Say goodnight, you top-heavy slut!"
Joyce told her victim with a punch to the cxnt
Deb screeched and went down to the canvas so quick
Blondie knew in the morning she'd really feel sick
Deb was bruised and battered and out so cold
Once more in her career she'd been KO'd
Her tits looked like they'd been through a war
Blasted back and forth until aching and sore
So all her big talk proved so much hot air
And Joyce was so happy she just didn't care
But I heard her exclaim as she strutted out of sight
"Merry Christmas to all and to Miss Big Boobs, goodnight!"
