Fyre's Fight Journal, Chapter 33: Attitude Adjustments
Author's Note, this chapter, both parts, also takes place in Kiva's Fight Journal (Chapter 7). If you're not already reading that series, get to it. It's excellent and written by one of, if not the most talented writers on FCFhttps://www.freecatfights.com/forums/index.php?topic=90742.60Part 1:
I feel my phone vibrating and see Kiva's name on the screen. "Hiya Kiva.... ready for tonight?" I answer. She is scheduled for a boxing match with Destiny in Billy's cage tonight.
"My trainers assure me that I am." She replies. I can hear a quiet confidence in her voice. Good. Lord knows she has put in the effort in training for this. Kiva continues. "Never mind about me... I heard you're in the opening bout."
I let out a sigh, trying to keep my temper from flaring before I answer. I fail. "Fucking asshole Billy, fucking calls me yesterday and tells me if I ever want another shot a Jolene I need to fight who he says, when he fucking says.... told me I gotta work my way back up...I should have never pressed him for a rematch so soon. The opportunistic bastard took advantage of it. Now I'm in a fucking catfight on fucking two days notice... two... fucking.... days....I'm such a damn dumbass, Kiva."
"Did he tell you who your fighting tonight?"
"Hell no... just said to show up ready for a catfight ... normal rules.... and be there early."
"So... he didn't tell you that she's a rookie?"
"What. The. Fuck?... No, he neglected to mention that. How'd you find out?"
"I work with her... her name's Tori. She's a pharmacist here. Just out of college.... poor girl has only had one fight but she is athletic and won it easily. God, Billy is such a douchebag."
"No shit... fuck that fucking bald asshole! He's fucking with me, Kiva... I fucking know it."
"He undoubtedly is, girl.... straight up mind games, Kelli.... he's such a slimebucket."
"Thanks for the heads up, Kiva... it's not her fault. I mean, you know I gotta fight her but I'll try not to take out my hatred of Billy on her...see you tonight.... you've got her, hon." I say before we hang up.
I spend the rest of the day in a foul mood- a fighting mood. Jake says it a good thing and I can use it. He's probably right, but it isn't making my day all that enjoyable.
We get to Billy's before sundown. After being in the main event or close to it on several occasions here, I am more than insulted that he is throwing me in an opening fight with a damn rookie. What's next, will he want me to clean the cage or serve drinks during the other fights?
I get to my dressing room and change into a red bikini. It pisses me off remembering that my trademark camouflage bikini is in the possession of that redheaded bitch, Jolene. "You look smoking hot in red, babe." Jake says as he eyes me up and down. I suspect he can sense my mood and is trying to get me back on task.
"Thanks.... Don't worry. I'll take care of business tonight and make sure it comes back with me." After my husband's compliment, I begin to study myself in the mirror. Admittedly, one of my favorite things about the Housewives' division is that all my opponents are close to me in age. Meaning, our bodies are more on par with each other. And while I hate to brag, I will. My 5' 5 1/2", 130 pound body looks pretty damn good at 39 years old. That said, I'm not looking forward to standing in a bikini next to an athletic woman in her early 20's, in front of a crowd no less.
I'm stretching and limbering up when I hear the familiar knock at the door. "It's time, Fyrecracka... you know the routine." The voice outside says. With a deep breath, and after one last kiss to Jake, I step outside and make my way towards the cage. At least Billy had the decency to let me enter last.
After I hear my opponent's music begin to play I subconsciously start warming up, doing everything I can to focus on what I have to do here tonight. Her introduction seems to be taking forever and, from the noise, it seems the crowd is a loud and rowdy one.
I can't keep from peeking though the curtains to see what all of the hub bub is about. I see a beautiful brunette still bouncing her way to the cage in a cream colored bikini. Playing to the crowd like she's about to do some fucking jello wrestling at a frat house.
And these fucking men are eating it up. Big fucking deal. This bitch is in her early 20's, of course she has a killer body.... well, maybe hers is a bit more exceptional than even most her age. Athletically built, tan, not ripped but just soft enough to exude femininity and, who can ignore her big 34D tits. She's a pretty kitten but a kitten nonetheless... and I'm a fucking wildcat.
I hear my music start and I practically rip the curtain out of the way as I begin my march to the cage. That bald bastard thinks he can put me in this fight against a rookie. He's not sure if I still have "it".... well, I guess I have to make an example of this poor girl. I just hope she doesn't do anything to make this personal. I want to get in take care of business and be done with this bullshit.
I stomp into the cage and I slam the cage door shut behind me loud with a loud clang. Hopefully that will let that dancing bimbo and the crowd know that she is now trapped in here with me. Annoyingly, the bubbly brunette doesn't seem to care as she continues to win the crowd over to her side. They get so loud that I barely hear her first name, Tori, none of her last but I am able to catch the part that matters most tonight- her height and weight, 5'8", 140 pounds. So a couple of inches taller and 10 pounds heavier than me. The dumb twat is even twerking shamelessly now, drawing enough lustful exuberance from the crowd that it drowns out Billy's voice as he announces me. Showboating Bitch.
The ref calls us to the center of the cage and I am absolutely seething about this whole damn ordeal and I am focusing it all onto Tori as I stare into her hazel eyes. For her part, the younger woman is completely unfazed and she is wearing a smirk that borders on laughing in my face as we get nose to nose. I keep telling myself "c'mon Kelli... keep it professional... in and out tonight... don't let her get under your skin", but I can feel my temper beginning to boil.
With us still locked in our stare down, I feel this upstart jostling around. She steps back and I see she has removed her top. The brunette's near perfect tits defying gravity in the way that only those of a woman of her age can. You have got to be fucking kidding me, this moron is swinging her top around like she's at a damn rodeo. Stay clam, Kelli, stay calm.
I can almost feel my blood boiling as the skank decides to put on a show, shimmying and running her hands over her precious assets before she leans in close and whispers where only I can hear. "You're a washed up, weak bitch... I'm going to put your career out of its misery." Then the taller woman begins to motion for me to take my top off.
This nerve of this bitch. I'm going to hurt her... bad. Now, she has the crowd chanting "Take it off... Take it off!"
She gives me another smirk. "Go ahead... show all of them your tiny, saggy, old tits.... I bet you're not woman enough..." Tori taunts as the crowd continues their chant.
Fuck it. She wants to play games, I'll play her little game. Then, I'll beat her big titty-ed ass. "Little girl... you're gonna regret ... this." I grumble as I remove my red bikini top, freeing my 34Bs.
Tori looks quite satisfied with herself as she puffs up her chest and inches towards me until her nipples are nearly jousting with mine. In all of my 39 years on this planet, I have never run into a woman this blindingly cocky. Unless she is a natural born ninja, I'm about to serve up an all the bitch can eat buffet of humble pie.
Our eyes remain locked even as I hear the husky referee begins ordering us to our respective sides of the cage. Neither one of us wants to be the first to back away from this bare chested stalemate and the ref's commands get louder. I'm never completely surprised when an opponent doesn't appear intimidated even when they this inexperienced, but this bitch is borderline disrespectful at this point.
Then, she does something I am completely unprepared for. Tori thrusts her ample chest forward slamming her tits into mine and driving me backwards several steps. The collection of rowdy miscreants explodes raucously as their chosen champion is rewarded by them chanting her name. My gut instinct is to unleash a righteous fury on this cxnt and turn her into a stain on the canvas but I am able to bottle it up....save it... we are mere moments away from this being legitimate. I'm going to make an example out of this idiot and send a message to Billy- and Jolene, I am not to be fucked with.
The bell sounds, my brunette rival and I both charge to the center of the cage aggressively. Tori begins swinging wildly as soon as I get within range. I do pretty well in avoiding or absorbing her initial flurry before sidestepping the flailing rookie and finding an opening to send a few stinging counter slaps to her young face.
In the millisecond following my slaps connecting, I see her hazel eyes go wide. I'm not sure if this woman has ever been hit in the face before. Predictably, she panics and sloppily lunges for my golden locks. Foolish child, I think to myself as my right fist buries itself in her wide open, soft belly. Her hands drop instinctively to soothe her midsection. Another rookie mistake that I punish her with a slap to the face that sends her head whipping around.
I waste no time as my young opponent staggers back disoriented and charge at my prey. My shoulder finds it's mark in between Tori's bare tits and drives her backwards until her back collides with the cage, shaking the whole structure. I let loose with a curse filled barrage of fists battering the brunette's belly and flanks. I can feel the air leave the crowd as I wreck their brand new, pretty fighter like a hailstorm totaling a new sports car.
I step back to finally catch my breath after treating the rookie like a heavy bag and she immediately folds over, arms wrapping around her belly as she falls headfirst in a heap on the canvas of the cage floor.
I take a couple steps around the cage, glaring at the now silent crowd. My mind is finally able to clear the "blind, rage filled Kelli" stage and I calm down into "merely pissed off Kelli" mode. I reach down and snatch two handfuls of the disrespectful bitch's brown hair. It's time to send a message.
The fledgling catfighter groans as I drag her to her feet. Tori is helpless and not even fighting back even though we are barely a minute into our fight. I spin the bigger woman around until I'm behind her. Then trap her arms in the small of her back before I march her towards the fencing of the cage.
"Alright bitch, you want flaunt your body.... your tits... in front of all these men?.... I'll give them a fucking great view.." I whisper harshly before I drive the young woman's chest into the chain link until her titflesh presses through the wire. I hear her gasp in pain and I hate to admit it, but it makes me smile.
Before this match started, I felt sorry that this young woman was going to have to suffer but her antics have erased any compassion I may have held. Now, she's about to learn that her foolish choices have consequences. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
"School is in session, Tori." I whisper again as I begin to drag her tits back and forth, scraping them mercilessly across the wire fencing. Normally, I'm pretty good at keeping my jealousy of bustier women in check, but, as is quite obvious to anyone watching, I'm in a bit of mood. Violently, I continue my assault of the pharmacist's chest. Her wails are music to my ears- as is the building buzz of the fickle crowd as they turn on their earlier favorite.
Once my sadistic side is satiated, I release the wrecked rookie. She crumples into a sobbing heap, slumping helplessly against the cage. I watch my prey as she clings to the fencing, struggling to pull herself up. I let her waste the energy but lose patience before she gets upright. I seize the bigger woman by the waist and carry her to the center of the cage. Dismissively, I fling her to the canvas. The brunette bitch lands with a thud on her back.
I stand, straddling my battered rival, glaring down with contempt as she weakly moans and rolls onto her belly. She manages to get back to knees and elbows before I decide to put this once proud bitch out of her misery.
I clamp my legs around her belly as I drop to the canvas. She squirms to her side with her back to me. Apparently, not wanting to give me the satisfaction of letting me see the tears flowing. Oh well, another rookie mistake. I grab Tori's chin and pull it towards me as my legs push her body the opposite direction. With her spine being wrenched in two different directions my opponent's moans turn to loud wailing the dumb cxnt doesn't seem to understand that the ref needs to hear her say that she gives up.
I guess it's time for another lesson. I let go of her chin and reach around the hapless woman's already brutalized chest, sink my talons into her chest again and begin dragging them upwards. Her wailing becomes panicked screams. I continue my mailing of her tits and tauntingly whisper "you gotta say you give, sugar". Mockingly reminding her what she has to do to make this end.
Instantly I am rewarded, hearing the big brunette shriek. "I.. give up... stop... stop...please!" I release her breasts and give my legs one last pulse before disrespectfully shoving her out of the leg scissors hold. I see the referee call for the bell. Then hear it sound, ending this farce of a fight.
I hop to my feet and look at what's left of the formerly arrogant woman. Her magnificently flawless body- one I would have killed for even at her age, lies battered, curled up in the fetal position massaging her chest. Red blotches and scratches cover her massive tits. Her face is a matching shade from the crying and blubbering. Her meticulously applied makeup is smeared all over her face, leaving her looking, appropriately enough, like a clown. I plant my foot on her face rather than her chest as I strike the victory pose. The ref tries to raise my hand, but I yank it away from her. "Don't fucking touch me... everyone saw who won.." I snap as I glare at the stocky and study woman.
I think I've made my point here tonight and now that my rage is fading, I just want to leave. As I turn to go, I see Billy entering the cage. Dumbass, don't you realize that a woman, whose husband refers to her as fyrecracka, who fights other women as a hobby, might have something of a temper? All of my earlier anger promptly returns and I launch myself towards the mountain of a man, getting as up in his face as my five foot five and a half inches will allow on a 6'5" douchebag.
I am nearly blind with rage at this point and about the only way I am able to string together a coherent thought is by using some variation of the word "fuck" between every word in my sentences. I realize I'm poking the bald man in the chest with my finger, causing him to retreat until his back is against the cage. I'm vaguely aware of the murmurs of the crowd as they witness the ridiculous sight of a sweaty, topless, blonde woman nearly a foot shorter than the hulking brute owner of the bar on her tiptoes "mother fucking" him to the point all he can do is nod and answer with volleys of "okay, okay, okay", "uh huh, uh huh, sure" and "yes, yes, you're right."
As I finally get myself back under control, I finish with one last tirade. "And one more thing...you big, bald headed fuck... if you ever fucking disrespect me like this again... and make me do this to some poor dumb cxnt again... I will rip your fucking tiny balls off and feed them to you to...raw.... now if you'll excuse me, I need to wash this loser's stink off my body... you better find me later and bring a plan to make this right.." with that I turned away from the big man and headed for the cage door again.
In between me and the exit I see the conquered woman still lying on the canvas. My brown eyes lock with her still tear filled hazel ones. She freezes and a look of terror washes over her face. "That's right.... you still owe me, you smug slut!" I growl as I stalk back towards her.
"No... no... no... please... don't... please!" Tori pleads with me as I reach down and grab her cream colored bikini bottoms. The crowd comes alive again as they realize what is about to happen. These fickle degenerates don't deserve this but it's not about them, now, is it?
"You bought your ticket, bitch.... now you get the full ride... " I bark as I manage to yank her bottoms off, exposing the woman's virtue to all of the horny, lust filled fans as the leer and jeer. Assholes.
With the pharmacist's sweat soaked bikini bottoms in hand, I stomp towards the gate. I take one last look at the pathetic wretch now trying to cover her private parts from the men in the crowd. This fight... or whatever it was, isn't worth anything to me. Tori didn't deserve this but she damn sure asked for it and I fucking gave it to her. The whole thing sucks. It doesn't even feel like a win. I look at my cream colored trophy. "This was bullshit..." I mutter as I toss them back into the cage. I don't need any reminders of this night.
Stay tuned for part 2 of this story. Coming soon.