THE QUEEN OF THE BEACH TOURNAMENT IS HERE!Thirty two ladies. Four rounds. One victor. A
lot of matches!
KOs or submissions both allowed. There may be a loser's bracket later on.
Early matchups will be short and sweet; each round will have longer stories than the last. What are your predictions for how the tournament will go? Who do you want to win it all?
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ROUND 1 FIGHT 1
The first fight of the tournament starts off as a crowd favourite, with Kate Upton entering the sandy arena first, decked out in a blue one-piece, cleavage abundant as she adjusted the packed swimsuit to better fit her large bosom. Kate planned to wear her traditional stars and stripes nearer the end, especially against some of her more overseas rivals she would inevitably face, to cement the fact that the American beauty would NOT BE BEAT! Across the ring stood her opponent, Alex Daddario, in a more colourful pink swimsuit, her eyes never straying from their focus on the blonde as she stood tall and proud, despite watching Upton flaunting her admittedly larger assets. Both women had a rivalry after appearing in the Layover, and both were determined to end the other's streak before it could be set. For all they knew, they were about to stop the other girl from winning it all.
Before the match could start, Upton puffed out her enormous breasts, filling Daddario with even more doubt as Daddario copied her as best she could. After the referee went over the rules, he stood back and blew his whistle. Kate took a step back and coaxed Alex to come at her. The audience tried to talk the brunette out of it... but Daddario already took the bait!
Despite getting a large standing ovation, it was clear that Daddario had underestimated her larger-in-every-way opponent! While the brunette's rack could stand up to the best of them, Kate Upton's world-class breasts were not one of them! Daddario charged out of her corner, slamming her big tits hard into the blonde's, but to her shock Upton's double Ds hardly even jiggled! The blonde bombshell gave out a smirk that boiled Daddario's blood. The brunette went all out after that, getting in a few smart (and lucky) shots to Kate's chest until the two slammed together in a mutual bearhug, teeth barred as both women snarled in each other's face. Her breasts bulged against Upton's own rack, their stupid amount of titflesh mushroomed outward as their breasts warred against each other's pair. Daddario then hissed in Kate's ear
"I can't believe you thought -- ugh! -- that your fat tits were somehow a match for mine!"Daddario then managed to bend Kate enough that the blonde was forced onto her back. Alex wasted no time planting her fearsome bust on top of Kate's, managing to grin at having successfully pinned the fabled blonde... but soon, everyone could hear an audible groan from the brunette and soon enough her confidence began to shake as Kate began to fight back!
Daddario was struggling to keep Upton pinned beneath her as the blonde's breasts began to appear from beneath Daddario's own! Alex took a deep breath and forced her breasts into Kate's rapidly expanding titflesh. For no more than a second, Kate's tits were subdued again but sure enough, after a slight moment, the blonde's rack started to reappear! Despite all of Daddario's efforts to keep her contained, Kate eventually flexed her chest and with a grunt of her own, knocked Daddario off her perch! As Alex was knocked down, she struggled to get back up to her feet, but then the horror sets in as she looked up to see Kate running right at her! Immediately afterwards, the blonde dropped her own heavy hooters on top of Alex's, knocking the breath out of her lungs as her breasts were flattened down and she feared they might deflate right then and there!
Alex struggled to budge Kate from atop her, squirming and puffing out her own D cups, but Kate Upton nor her bigger tits were moving anywhere! In fact, Kate pressed her big rack harder against Alex's own, pressing them together as the brunette's yielded to her own. Daddario moaned as her breasts were punished under the weight of Kate's mighty melons, barely able to see her own tits from beneath the sheer amount of jugg resting on top of them!
"Hmmm, got nothing to say? You were so confident earlier, but my juggs do tend to be pretty good at shutting bitches like you up... oh, and they're good for this, too!" Kate then scooched forward as she dropped her huge twins on Daddario's face to an enormous reaction from the beach spectators! Daddario squirmed beneath her conqueror, desperately searching for any pocket of air she could find. Everyone could hear Daddario grunt and groan into Kate's bountiful rack, the brunette's legs bicycle-kicking in front of them as she suffered beneath Kate's feared rack. Until...
Kate screamed as she felt Daddario bite down on her left tit, immediately releasing her smother as she got up on her knees, clutching her boob as she allowed Alex a breath of relief. She gritted her teeth as she prepared to wallop Daddario, when she felt Alex's hands shove against her chest. She was pushed backward off Alex's lap onto the beach, displacing thousands of sandy grains as her back left an indentation! Daddario saw her opportunity to strike and hit the sand as well, wrapping her arm around Upton's throat as she inadvertently pressed her big right tit up against Kate's face. Kate's eyes go wide in shock as her air is cut off and the feel of Daddario's boob pressing against her cheek made her all the more furious, but there's little she could do besides squirm and thrash as all her precious oxygen was cut off from her lungs! Her mesmerizing blue eyes bulged as she struggled to displace Alex's arm, but soon enough the brunette managed to successfully choke her out until she fell limp in her arms, head lolling to the side as her feet laid still in the sand.
Daddario climbed to her feet slowly, victory in her eyes as she stood triumphantly over the fallen blonde. The woman everyone thought would be Queen of the Beach was under her foot, as the brunette planted her feet atop the beaten blonde's chest. She was moving to round two, and Kate Upton was going home.
Winner: Alexandra Daddario, KO, Headlock
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ROUND 1 FIGHT 2
Katy Perry did not seem to be bothered that she drew Christina Hendricks as her opponent, one of the tournament's bustiest competitors. The bigger they are... the harder they fall -- and Christina would certainly fall victim to her wonderful breasts soon enough. Katy, clad in a purple bikini and thong, soaked up the cheer of the crowd as she wriggled her hips across the ring. But soon miss Katy was soundly upstaged by her redheaded opponent as Hendricks stepped into the ring next. The entire audience was stunned when Christina appeared in an incredible green bikini that could barely contain half of her monumental juggs, her cleavage almost as large as Katy's whole rack!
Christina Hendricks squeezed her massive bosom between her arms, smirking at the raven-haired songstress whose own big tits seemed to deflate in front of her. When the referee went over the rules and started them off, it was Christina who made the first move.
"OOOOFFFF!" Katy grunted as Christina slammed into her chest-to-chest as soon as the bell rang, the redhead's heavier weight driving Katy straight back into her corner ring post as her ass bisected the pole. Katy hissed through the pain, covering her girls as best she could as Hendricks fired a series of hard jabs into the brunette's prized assets, one-two-one-two without relent.
When Hendricks paused to gather herself, Katy launched herself towards the bigger woman, chest pushed forward as she prepared to slam into Christina with the full force of her rack! Hendricks responded in kind, arching her massive bosom out as she poured on the jugg, working to punish Katy's lesser chest; yet, even with her overwhelming edge in breast weight, she couldn't make as much progress as she had expected herself to. Katy's smaller, firmer pair annoyingly contested every last inch that Hendricks fought to claim for her own. Katy roared as she managed to push the redhead back half a step, her eyes full of venom as she began to march Hendricks pack to ropes.
Katy opened her mouth to cry but no words came out, as the redhead cinched her up tight. Hendricks pressed her massive frontage against Katy’s comparatively-modest breasts, tightening the squeeze as the two chests pressed up together! Katy watched in horror as her boobs were instantly engulfed and crushed flat against her own chest in seconds! She threw her head back and let out a wail as she struggled against Christina’s bigger, badder bust. With a burst of strength, Christina momentarily lifted Katy up into the air with her hug. The raven-haired woman's legs dangled above the ground, as the pressure on her own boobs increased significantly.
"Ohhhhh my gawwwwd!" Katy yelled out as her D cups were practically eaten away by Hendricks' size F bust! Perry fights valiantly but to her dismay, her rack is swallowed by Christina's superior pair and she lets out one last sigh of defeat before slumping over in defeat. Hendricks drops her to the floor unceremoniously and takes her victory, the sheer disappointment evident on her face at how quickly it was earned.
Winner: Christina Hendricks, KO, Bearhug
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ROUND 1 FIGHT 3
The two flyweights circled each other just aching for the bell, with Debby Ryan itching for a shot at the more experienced Hunter King. She's going into the match with the odds stacked in her favour however, with the advantage in weight, height and youthfulness on her side - though sacrificing the lead in experience and bust size to Hunter.
She plans to make a name for herself, and beating King in the sandy arena was going to help with that tremendously. Hunter, no surprise to anyone, was her usual confident self as she waited in her corner without the slightest hint of trepidation to be found on her face. She knew that Debby would play rough, taking note of the Disney starlet's bad girl persona in the few bouts she had seen her in. Hunter knew it was up to her to tame the unruly brat.
And tame she did! As soon as the match began, Hunter was all over the unprepared Disney princess. She began with an undercut that struck Ryan's unexpectedly large chest, which the girl did little to hide as she wore a hot pink sports bra and daisy dukes. King followed the punch with a shot to the temple as soon as Debby brought her hands down to her chest to defend, staggering her as Hunter held a determined look on her face. As Debby reeled back from the hit, she was seeing red as Hunter executed two more jabs to her breasts, seemingly targeting them more than any other part of her body. Debby managed to get in maybe one particularly gruesome punch right between Hunter's rack, but that only served to inflame the fire growing in Hunter's tank.
The match was one sided from the beginning, but it only got worse from there.
"Are you ready to submit yet, or would you rather embarrass yourself more?" asked King, hissing into the brunette's ear. Soon enough Hunter was on top of Ryan, mushing her face into the sand as the youngster's face turned beet red out of complete embarrassment. The crowd was really starting to get into the fight watching the cocksure starlet get her comeuppance and Hunter was not about to disappoint them. She yanked Debby to her feet, locking her arms behind her back in a double chicken wing as she forced Ryan against the ropes, bending the girl like a pretzel as she used her elbow to dig into Ryan's spine, eliciting a pained wail from the younger woman.
Hunter's bosom pressed into Ryan's back as she did this, as if to remind the brunette of her superiority in that specific area. King then began to press all of her weight against Debby's back, bending her further as the ropes began to dig into her stomach.
"Guhhhh, fuck you, bitch!" Debby groaned as tears welled in her eyes. Growing frustrated with her foe's stubbornness, Hunter eventually cinched her arm around the brunette's throat and began to cut off her air in a rather effective headlock as Debby began to sputter and squirm, her body reacting violently to the lack of oxygen.
Debby tried to pry Hunter's arm from her throat but the blonde was not about to be deterred. Debby's legs buckled as she tried to dig into the ground, hoping to buck enough to break the hold but it only served to exhaust her faster, which of course was Hunter's expectation from such an inexperienced fighter. She was eventually forced to her knees, Hunter following to maintain the headlock, where Debby eventually slumped over in defeat.
Her head lurched forward as Hunter let her fall down to the mat. Hunter King then stood up and planted a foot on the conquered girl's back, crossing her arms as she let the spoils of victory settle in.
Winner: Hunter King, KO, Headlock
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ROUND 1 FIGHT 4
Joey King entered the sandy ring first wearing nothing but a dark blue bikini alongside her sister, Hunter, fresh out of her match with Debby Ryan. The two girls hugged, with Hunter stepping out of the arena to cheer her sister from the sidelines. Hunter had won her fight, an was waiting for her sister to win hers so that they could meet in the ring for some friendly sisterly competition. Joey was blossoming into a beautiful woman, and Hunter was so proud of her younger sister - but she also needed to keep her grounded and made sure it was clear who the big sister still was.
The bikini that Joey wore was a size too small for her ample bosom, exposing quite a bit of cleavage and a hint of underboob. She wanted to get into her opponent's head, and despite having the smaller breasts between them, she was determined to make the blonde jealous. But as she soaked up the attention she was getting from the audience, she gasped as her opponent, Abigail Breslin, stepped into the ring next, clad in her own pink bikini that could barely contain her bigger, size D breasts.
From the get-go, Joey could do nothing but get slammed and smashed across the ring as her opponent laid on the punishment. Hunter yelled at Abigail to stop the blonde's abuse, calling her every name in the book, but instead her screams only served to invigorate Breslin as her assault on Joey, especially the young girl's big rack, became more and more pronounced.
Seeing the fact that she was getting on Hunter's nerves, Abigail grabbed the younger sister by the hair and pulled her over to where Hunter stood, who stood arms crossed with a grimace on her face as she watched her younger sister adamantly trying to wrest herself from Abi's grip. Looking right into the eyes of the older sister, the dominant blonde simply said, "Say nighty night to your sister, Joey. I'm coming for big sis next!"
And then she wrapped Joey up in a spine-crushing bearhug just inches away from Hunter! Joey wiggled around in Abigail's bearhug, trying to squirm her way free, but the blonde's hold was just too tight. Their bikini-clad bodies rubbed against each other's own, their moist skin sliding against that of the other woman. Joey's breasts shoved up against those of her opponent...and to Joey, that might have been the most humiliating part of the whole ordeal. She had thought her ladies to be the stronger of the two despite the size difference, but now that the two of them were so close together, Joey couldn't deny the strength of Abigail's bigger knockers!
Joey tried to withstand the deadly embrace, doing her best to not give in, but soon the pain and humiliation just became too much for her to bear. Soon, she cried out:
"Ughhhhhh I give up! I SUBMIT! Okay, I give!"She was reluctant at first, but soon enough, Abigail released her hold, letting go of Joey as the the younger brunette immediately collapsed to the sand at Abigail's feet where she lay barely conscious. But Abi wasn't finished yet. Spreading her arms wide, she slammed down on top of Joey's body, knocking the wind from her as Hunter yelled out an objection. But it was too late as Abigail flashed her one last smirk, before turning back and planting her prestigious bosom right on top of Joey's face! The younger King thrashed beneath her oppressor like a landlocked fish, but she was just too spent to throw the blonde off. The ref blew his whistle frantically, about to disqualify her. Hunter got up and walked off the beach as this was happening, and in less than a minute, Joey King's short time in the competition was snuffed out beneath the breasts of Abigail Breslin, who barely avoided being eliminated as she was reamed out by the referee as paramedics tended to her victim.
Winner: Abigail Breslin, Submission
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ROUND 1 FIGHT 5
#boobfightLindsey ended her latest Instagram post with the hashtag, taking a selfie of herself - cleavage deep and imposing - with Dakota Blue Richards standing in the corner behind her. The Insta model was rearing up for her fight with Richards, wearing her favourite black and white striped bikini that really made her already-massive F cups challenge its seamwork. She stood in her corner, bouncing her tits up and down as she waited for the match to begin. Opposite her was Dakota, who stood in her own corner in a white striped bikini and matching boy shorts. She was not lost on the fact that she was going up against possibly the biggest set of boobs in the entire tournament - or at least second biggest, if Alice Goodwin was in it!
While Dakota was usually the bustiest in the ring, she couldn't disagree that Lindsey had her by at least a full cup size or two! But she would show the blonde, just like she expected Goodwin to show her opponent later in the tournament, that the Brits were not about to be outdone.
Lindsey shot out of her corner first, propelling herself towards Richards as both women bodies herself into the other to a fearsome smack of titflesh that earned a deafening cheer from the crowd. Both girls grimaced as their abundant breasts slammed together with magnetism, as both girls were knocked back half a step but each remained standing. They came at each other again, chests pancaking together as Lindsey dug her feet into the ground.
Then she began to push her opponent towards the ropes! Dakota groaned as she found herself being forced back step by step, but just barely she managed to bring Pelas back to a standstill. Lindsey was not able to push around Dakota's rack like she had initially assumed she would, but instead found herself grimacing as the youngster fought her for every agonizing inch. Despite her superiority over the younger blonde in terms of sheer breast mass, Dakota refused to give in to Pelas' big jug power and held her ground! Angry at being contested in the one area she claimed to be unchallenged in, Lindsey bit her lip and shoved her formidable bosom forward, her F cups nearly snapping her outmatched top into two halves as she forced the taller girl back another couple of steps as the audience leaned forward in the bleachers.
“Awww I'm sorry babe, but no one beats my juggs,” Lindsey said while expanding her chest as Dakota let out another groan, bowing her head as she tried to stop Lindsey's sudden momentum but to no avail.
Richards soon found herself back-pedaling again as the full might of Lindsey's formidable rack came at her hard, showcasing just why everyone considered the Instagram model one of this generation's most fearsome titfighters! Dakota tried to hold her own but soon she was pushed back to the ropes as her butt bisected the pole! She let out a grunt as she tried to get out of the corner, but Lindsey held her firm as she began to titbox the blonde wildly. Dakota was growing desperate as Pelas smacked her tits around with her heavy bust, and so to close the gap between them Dakota had no choice but to wrap her arms around Lindsey and pull their bodies together in a bearhug! Pelas returned the favor and wrapped her arms around Dakota's back as their breasts were soon pressed together as each pair battled for dominance.
“You are... NOT... gonna beat me... you overstuffed... heifer!" Dakota hissed as her boobs were slowly being pressed against her chest, with Lindsey's rack forcing hers back with apparent ease. Dakota moaned as she watched her DDs squashed by Lindsey's fearsome F cups. Dakota was so proud going into the fight and could not believe that Lindsey was matching her best efforts. She shut her eyes and arched her back as best she could, her tits bulging against Lindsey's huge globes.
Lindsey can't believe the jug power Dakota is bringing to the fight and lets go of the bearhug to contemplate her next move. But Richards isn't about to give her the chance. She immediately moves on the offensive, slamming her boobs against the right side of Lindsey's massive rack - she twisted again and slams them against Pelas' left side. The buxom blonde's tits trembled against her chest as Dakota quickly followed up with an double breast uppercut, smashing her juggs against Lindsey's boobs from beneath as they were forced up, almost hitting Pelas in her face! Dakota continued her assault, striking Lindsey's breasts again and again with every ounce of strength she has left in her twins. Eventually, Lindsey fell to her knees as one such blow staggered her... and that's when Dakota went for the smother, grabbing Pelas by the back of her head and stuffing her face deep into her juggs, burying Lindsey in her ravenous cleavage.
"MmmmMMMPPPPHHHHH!" Lindsey grunted into Dakota's plentiful rack, trapped in the younger woman's epic breast smother. Both Lindsey's nose and mouth were completely sealed off as Dakota wrapped her arms around the back of Pelas' head, jamming her face further and further into her cleavage. Dakota felt Lindsey's body writhe against her own for nearly a minute, until finally, Pelas at last succumbed to the devastating smother as her body fell limp.
She'd done it. She beat Pelas. She felt unstoppable. She
was unstoppable.
Winner: Dakota Blue Richards, KO, Breast Smother
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ROUND 1 FIGHT 6
Both contestants entered the sandy arena to loud ovations. The crowd oohed and ached Nicki Minaj's blue bikini and matching bottoms, which left very little of her huge butt to the imagination.. But as Kim Kardashian entered next, the crowd simply erupted when Kim dropped her towel to reveal a golden bikini ensemble that was ready to burst at its seems - front
and back! The women stood tit to tit, with neither pair giving an inch up as both girls stared defiantly at the other's bust. Kim was out for blood, and sought to cement the Kardashian clan as the rulers of the beach scene. But, first, she would have to deal with this ghetto bitch. Nicki on the other hand was not overtly fond of the Kardashians one bit, and was ready to end their streak before it even begun. Take out the head of the clan and the rest will follow, was her battle plan.
Kim and Nicki came out of their corners like bulls and rammed their big racks together at center ring. Neither set yielded an inch as both girls immediately began to hammer the other. Nicki throws some effectively wild crosses forcing Kim onto her heels, punishing especially Kim's ample bosom with an unwavering volley of punches. Kim shakes off Minaj's attacks, then uses her weight advantage to plow her girls into Nicki's cleavage.
Nicki can't keep Kim off her and the Kardashian bitch goes all out, sending a flurry of powerful uppercuts to Nicki's huge rack, before finishing off her attack with a left hook to Minaj's left tit when the latter drops her guard after Kim fakes her out with a shot to the temple. Minaj falls down hard as she hits the sand.
Kim quickly tried to cover Nicki for the pin. She reached two and a half before Nicki stubbornly kicked out. Kim's fans give a collective groan, but Kim herself was seemingly unfazed. She popped up to her feet with a sadistic grin unfurling on her lips. Kim then leapt into the air without warning, only to come crashing down ass first onto Nikki's chest. Kim's enormous ass collided with Nikki's huge tits...
...and Kim's ass proved the victor!
It smashed Nicki's tits instantly flat as the ebony beauty let out a loud howl, knocking the breath out of her as she laid on the ground in a daze. Kim then dropped down again, placing her famous derriere down onto her rival's face, with the back of Nicki's head smashed into the sand. Nicki's muffled grunts could barely be heard as Kim grinds down her fearsome posterior, with Nicki's hands pushing and shoving against Kim's backside, but making no progress in unseating the thicc Kardashian.
Kim bounces up and down atop Nicki's face as Minaj twists, squirms and kicks her feet desperately to free herself. She managed to free herself for just a minute, just enough time to yell out as she begged her tormentor,
"GET OFFA ME, YOU FAT BITCH, I CAN'T BREATHE!" before Kim forcefully slammed her booty back down onto the hip-hop singer's face to an enormous cheer from the crowd. After a few minutes of feeble struggling, Nicki was soon convulsing as Kim's fearsome rump robbed her of precious oxygen. Kim soaked in the camera flashes and gyrated her hips as Nicki continued to succumb to the terrible smother. After nearly two minutes, Nicki's body gave a final twinge before she finally went under, giving Kim the victory she needed to move on to the next round.
Winner: Kim Kardashian, KO, Ass Smother
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ROUND 1 FIGHT 7
It was the battle of the two Latin American women next, with both Selena Gomez and Sofia Vergara eager to prove themselves the better of the two hellcats. Selena wore a black bra and booty shorts and Sofia... oh, that bitch! Sofia wore the exact same thing! Though Selena definitely rocked the black number, filling it out nicely in both front and back, everyone was quick to notice just how much more compact the Colombian's own bra was in comparison.
Selena knew this wasn't a titfight, but damn if the massive size difference between their two chests didn't dishearten her. But she was determined not to let that get in the way of her winning. After seeing Debby, one of her friends and past co-stars, losing to Hunter King, Selena felt like she owed them both this win. Therefore, she went into the fight guns-a-blazing, rocking Vergara with right and left hooks to the massive hooters of her opponent that forced the Colombian back towards the ropes. There was fire in Selena's eyes as she caught one of Sofia's punches in her hand, adding pressure to Vergara's closed fist that nearly forced the older spitfire to her knees. Selena then used her other fist to uppercut Sofia right beneath the chin, knocking the 45-year-old onto her ass as the audience went absolutely insane. Selena put a foot against Sofia's crotch, forbidding the actress from standing up as Selena used her leg to press Vergara's back against the sand.
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¡Vas a arrodillarte a mí, puta destruida!" she hissed at the older woman. The goody-two-shoes ex-Disney actress was making one of the biggest actresses on TV her absolute bitch! Selena was not willing to let Sofia recover, and bent down to grab hold of Sofia by the throat. Sofia's arms went to Selena's wrists as she tried to pry the Latina from her throat, eyes welling as she was being choked out by the younger hellcat. Sofia was desperate and knew she had to get this bitch to let go, so she brought up her legs to Selena's waist and crossed them, then PULLED Gomez forward. The starlet was caught off guard as she was forced toward Vergara, landing unceremoniously on top of the Colombian as her face fell right into Sofia's massive cleavage! Sofia grabbed the back of Selena's head and forced her deeper into her breath-sapping juggs. Selena's eyes went wide as she sunk deeper into Vergara's bust, the latter's legs still wrapped around her and preventing her escape. She was trapped.
"Te gustan mis tetas, Selena? Ellos son agradables, verdad? Y mucho más grande que el tuyo. Triple Ds! Qué tan grandes son los tuyos otra vez? B tazas?" whispered Vergara into Selena's ear, mocking Gomez's bra size as she continued to snuff the fight out of her,
"Shhh, sólo ve a dormir, cariño. ¡Nadie ha escapado de mis grandes tetas antes!" The Latina's legs thrashed about, kicking up sand, but she couldn't gain the leverage to force her way out of the hold.
"MmmmmmppppPPPPPHHHHH!" screamed Selena into the bosomy prison, unable to reply to Sofia's taunting as she continued her monumental struggle. Still, her indomitable spirit would not allow her to give up without a fight. Selena grunted audibly into Sofia's ample frontage, every mic picking up the sound as Vergara turned to gauge the reaction of Debby Ryan, who had been watching her friend from the side of the ring the entire match. Sofia grinned as she watched the brunette's eyes widen, unable to say anything as she watched her friend gasping and thrashing against Sofia's
grande tetas. And just like that, Selena Gomez was out cold and out of the running for Queen of the Beach. Sofia stood up and wiped the slobber from her cleavage, first posing with the unconscious starlet and then reenacting the fabled breast smother for the many tabloids on the beach as she soaked in her victory. But deep within the inner confines of her mind... she was hoping Alison Brie would win the next match. Or else she was in big trouble.
Winner: Sofia Vergara, KO, Breast Smother
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ROUND 1 FIGHT 8
Everyone could agree that Alison Brie had drawn the worst card of the entire tournament, going face to face - or, considering the primary assets both women liked to utilize - chest to chest with one of the bustiest women on the other side of the pond, Alice Goodwin. Alison knew she was SOL from the start, but went into the ring with a brave face and puffed chest. Even as Goodwin dropped her top, preferring to fight the American lass bare as the day she was born, revealing a massive set of 32G globes that dwarfed Alison's own respectable 32Cs. Alison was coaxed into removing her own satin bra at Alice's goading, the size difference between the two racks now more apparent than ever. Alison was pissed off - of all the luck drawing Kate Upton last year, and now THIS massive jugged bitch? But there is hope as Alison had done her research prior to the fight - she knows Goodwin's G cups are completely fake, and Alison is confident that the Brit won't be able to beat her all-natural C cups.
As the bell rang, the two beauties rushed at each other. Their tits slam together and both women stumbled back, with Alice's recoil shocking the entire crowd! Not about to be outdone, Goodwin slammed Brie with three rapid--fire breast slams, knocking the startled Alison back into the ropes.
Goodwin charged forward once again but Alison was prepared, having studied extensively the Brit's attack pattern. As Alice made contact, Alison grabbed her own breasts and sandwiches the Brit's enormous left jug between her own, albeit just barely as they appear much larger up close! Nonetheless, Alice gritted her teeth as her breast was squished between both of Alison's, as the American woman used her natural beauties to wear down Goodwin's massive tit, glaring into the Brit's face as she did so,
"Real tits always beat fake ones!" grunted Alison triumphantly as she managed to push herself away from the ropes, bringing both of them back to the middle of the sandy octagon.
Alison releases Goodwin's boob, having softened it up enough to at last have the guts to do what she's about to do. Brie thrusts her chest forward and causes both pairs of breasts to squash together. Neither rack is moving, but after a second, to everyone's complete shock, Alice’s fabled breasts begin to slightly give in! Alison's firm twins are actually beginning to push Goodwin’s winning globes back. The dark haired beauty lets out a groan and watches her soft titflesh giving up their form as the determined Brie continues to push her - and her tits - back toward the ropes! Alice takes a step back, which a few onlookers call out as a retreat. Ignoring them, Goodwin takes a deep breath and then slams her body up against Brie's! Alison's breasts quivered as they buckled under the awesome weight of Goodwin's heavy rack.
Mics picked up an audible groan from the American as she took a step backward, absorbing the blow in its entirety as she exerted all she had in an attempt to hold Goodwin at bay! The tables had turned so quickly, and now Brie was in hot water. Alice slowly but surely began to overwhelm the embattled woman's chest. Alison groaned as her proud boobs now struggled desperately to maintain their form against the terrible pressure of Goodwin's fake, but firm knockers! But her efforts were in vain as soon Brie was against the ropes, her back bent over the top rope as she struggled to compete with Goodwin's massive mammaries. Alice's magnificent breasts were soon atop Alison's own, weighing them down as Alison's tits began to disappear beneath the vast amount of titflesh the Brit had to offer! Alison's torso was starting to hang out further and further outside the ring, the ropes sliding down to her lower back,
"No... No!" Alison grunted as her head leaned out of the ring, facing her fans as she was forced to make her final stand. The struggle on her face could not be hidden, nor could the sound of her guttural roars as she fought to push back against Goodwin's dominating rack!
"Yes, bitch, yes!" Goodwin yelled back over the roar of the crowd. She was ready to end things, and so she took a step back, allowing Brie to bounce off the ropes... and into her waiting arms!
"Let's see your 'real tits' stand up against my big ass juggs now!" taunted Alice as she began to squeeze Alison in a devastating bearhug!
Alison's face was contorted into a grimace as she felt her energy leaving her, watching as her chest seemed to slowly deflate. Alison tried to fight back but her outmatched rack was completely helpless against Goodwin's powerful melons. She tried to fight through the pain, rapping her arms around Goodwin's lower back and arching her own back for leverage, but to her dismay nearly all of her own titflesh completely sunk into Goodwin's substantial bust. With a burst of strength, Alice lifted Brie up into the air with her hug. The shorter girl’s legs dangled above the ground, as the pressure on her poor breasts increased significantly. Very few women could compete with Alice Goodwin in terms of bust size and power, and though Alison had gotten close near the beginning of their match, she too was of no exception.
Her boobs were being crushed flatter than ever and she was beginning to see spots. She had no choice.
"I SUBMIT!" she roared and just like that, Alison was sent packing. Goodwin released the beaten American as she fell to the ground, a broken shadow of the woman who had stepped into the ring just minutes ago. Alice cupped her massive melons, shaking them in Brie's face.
Winner: Alice Goodwin, Submission
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The first day of the QUEEN OF THE BEACH tournament had come to an end, with already eight women being sent home! Tomorrow, the last eight matches of round one would commence.
