I'm waiting off to the side, and I can hear the crowd going nuts just outside in the bleachers. Finally, "Beg for it" by Iggy Azalea, my theme song, starts playing and I hear the announcer yell, "Introducing HAILEEYYYYYYYY!!!"
I strut out onto the ramp leading to the mud pit in a tight black dress, the bottom of the skirt hugging my barely covered ass. I blow kisses to the cheering crowd, and just when I reach the edge of the pit, I slowly peel my dress off, revealing my tiny black thong and bra. Wiggling my ass for the crowd one last time, I give another big grin before wading into the mud. When I reach the other end, I turn around and stare at the tunnel, waiting for my opponent to show up.