As you beckon for me to charge, I instead reach down and begin to cover myself in mud, making myself as slippery as possible. I stand back up, glistening in the lights, and then take a leaping step to the right, then the left, then right again, faking a slap at your face and then diving forward, wrapping my arms around your chest and pushing you backwards into the mud. My tits are pressed firmly against your smaller chest, and I put all my weight into them, burying you in the mud. "What's that Autumn? I can't hear you!!"