Jade and I had decided to hit up the pool. Cat fights had been slow, and we had limited options being stuck at the mansion. We both had changed into our sexiest bikinis, lookin’ good is feelin’ good, betch!
When we turned the corner, I saw her. That blonde, plastic bimbo that Ellie had let in. Whatever, Ellie is welcome to let anyone in that she wants, it’s her mansion...but still...
Turning to Jade, I say in a sing-song voice, “I’m a Barbie girl, in my Barbie world!!” Jade snorts with laughter as I give KayTay my most sweet...vile...venomous grin, before heading to the other side of the pool. Just as I’m feeling proud of myself, I hear her voice. “Hey, what’s so funny bitch!?”
I turn on the spot, hands on my hips, Jade at my side. “Nothing. Nothing is funny. Oh...EXCEPT FOR YOUR BODY! YOUR FACE! AND THOSE RIDICULOUS, FAKE MELONS, YOU STUPID BLONDE BITCH!”