After almost six months of coaxing, encouraging, and almost pleading you to get back in the oil pit with me, finally I get a rematch. I know very well your reputation and have tremendous respect for what you have accomplished in your wrestling career. I had been looking forward to this wrestling match with you more than just about any match that I have ever had. As I find some early success, how do you respond? Instead of using any wrestling maneuvers that you have had to have picked up over the years, you resort by throwing elbows and slaps. What started out as an oil wrestling match has now turned into a fight. "You want a brawl, Carolann, you've got it." As I find success in hitting you with a shoulder block in the tummy, a perfectly legal maneuver by the way, I am met with elbow strikes, a leg drop, and slapping. As you pull my head between your thighs, which are still massive, but not quite as firm as they used to be, I see that you can still put on a fairly good squeeze. But I came into this match with respect for you and to see what I could do against you in oil wrestling. Your slapping has changed all that. With my head between your thighs and you tightening your grip, I ball up my fist and bring my left arm all the way back. As you concentrate on your squeezing, I bring my fist forward as hard as I can, hitting you just above your bikini line. As I feel the grip on your scissor hold go limp, I put both palms on your hips and easily slip my head out. I then grab two handfuls of your ratty blonde stringy hair and throw my body into yours as I shove you over backwards, also pulling you by the hair, and landing on top. I try and hook your ankles with mine in a grapevine pin, but am having trouble because of the oil and you thrashing your flabby legs about. Not even pretending to be in a fair fight anymore, I put both hands blatantly over your throat and press down with all of my body weight. I turn my back on any sense of fair play and decency that I once had for you coming into this match. You are going to retire after this beating, Carolann, but not before addressing me as BOSS!