(This derail has gotten really, really silly, so in the interest of getting this thread back on track and moving again, I'll handle this situation.)
Stacy Keibler's debut on the beach would go down as one of the biggest upsets in Queen of the Beach history.
Maybe Abigail had underestimated Stacy. Maybe she hadn't prepared for what the blonde had in store for her. Maybe she had just thought that since Stacy had been just a
wrestler that she didn't actually know how to handle herself in the ring. Whatever the reason was, it would prove to be her undoing.
As Abigail roared for more competition, Stacy came running out of nowhere, her long legs working overtime as she pounded her way across the sand. She might have been starting to get up there in years (as far as fighters go), but she was still in amazing shape, and her infamous legs were still both a thing of beauty and wonder.
As she approached Abigail and the brunette turned to face her, Stacy leaped into the air, giving the younger woman no chance to react to her. She twisted her body around in mid-air, and grabbed Abigail around the head with her long legs, flipping the buxom beauty down and into the sand. Abigail struck the ground with a look of shock on her face, quickly trying to sit back up and comprehend what had just happened, but before she could start back up to her feet, Stacy was beside her in the sand, lashing out with those long, wondrous legs.
To Abigail's credit, she tried to fight back. As Stacy's legs tightened around her neck, Abigail grabbed onto them, digging her nails into Stacy's thighs, trying to pry them apart. Stacy, however, was packing plenty of power in her lower limbs, and even though Abigail tried her best to get free, it was to no avail. She kicked the sand with her own legs. She pulled and squeezed and pried as hard as she could. Stacy's legs, however, had her in a tight, nearly inescapable scissor hold, and the blonde wasn't letting go anytime soon.
The seconds rolled by, turning into moments, and those moments crept together and into the minute mark. It was there, after struggling as hard as she could, that Abigail finally began to fade, her eyes fluttering shut as Stacy's scissors cut off her air supply, leading her down the road to unconsciousness.
An official for the match hurried over, checking on Abigail, and after realizing that she was out like a light, she called for the bell. Abigail had been dethroned, and Stacy Keibler now stood tall as the Queen of the Beach.
Winner in Round One by neckscissors: Stacy Keibler
Stacy takes control of the beach with one win.
Stacy's next opponent: Margot Robbie