Mr. Drake back again, but on a bit of a different matter. I'm here to discuss the 30th, yes,
30th CWF PPV and my first PPV as the official manager of Olivia Munn, Alison Brie and Kendall Jenner. Three talented women, who I'm sure will all be holding gold in due time. But there's only so many matches you can fit on a card, so this week I'm here to speak on behalf of my active client......
The Skillful Strawweight..... The Geek Goddess....... Olivia Munn!
Now I could spend all day talking about Olivia's various accomplishments, including the ones she's already achieved here in the CWF, her victory over former co-worker and rival Sara Jean Underwood springs to mind...
But I'm not here to do that, nobody wants to hear about the past, they want the FUTURE! And the future is a match with the talented and undefeated Leanna Decker. I was so excited to see Olivia's opponent unveiled, the chance to prove herself as the cream of the crop of the strawweight division! Olivia was so excited to hear that her opponent was undefeated, she's always one for a challenge and I'm sure Leanna Decker will provide that in spades. Then I told Olivia that as the 30th PPV of the CWF, there'd be a special gimmick involved in each match. That'd they all be
First to Cum matches! With one strap-on dildo left in the center of the ring, Olivia and Leanna will battle it, with the first one of them to cum, losing the event! After telling her that, I showed her a picture of her opponent, Glamour Model Leanna Decker.
Olivia's response was about what I had hoped:
"Doesn't matter if it's a glamour model, a bikini model or whatever Megan Fox is calling herself these days. I'm ready to win any match at any time.... First to Cum is new to me, but I think I can do it. I'm confident I can win, even against someone as renowned for their beauty as Leanna, renown for good reason too from what I can tell. Might make it a bit harder, but I know I can win. I'm gunning for that Strawweight title and nothing's going to get in my way. I'm ready and I'm excited."
I think my clients words speak for themselves.