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Jade Parfitt vs Gwendoline Christie: Model Fights Actress

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Jade Parfitt vs Gwendoline Christie: Model Fights Actress
« on: July 26, 2020, 09:40:52 PM »
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JADE PARFITT CHALLENGES GWENDOLINE CHRISTIE

The model is determined to teach the actress a lesson


By Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine


Model Jade Parfitt met actress Gwendoline Christie at a party in Hollywood where celebrities were celebrating a birthday. The festivities were slightly disturbed by an unexpected hostility between these two women.
Jade, only two inches shorter than the tall statuesque lady who has been the triumphing winner in many fights, told Gwendoline she'd conquer her in a fight. Gwendoline met Jade's claim with laughter, and her comment on the model's statement was, 'You half starved scarecrow, I'd be finished with you and have you begging for mercy within one minute. I'll pick you up and shake you to make you hear your own bones rattle.'
Jade was heard replying, 'Don't be so sure, you walrus! All you and me could hear is the thump when I slam you, and your panicking screams for mercy.'
'You'll be apologising to me when you're the sorry loser!' Gwendoline said.
Jade left, laughing, and now these two ladies are scheduled for a battle in the ring.

We at CelebToday will keep our readers updated on this upcoming fight with this live ticker.




JADE PARFITT: 42 years, 6'1", 62 kg

GWENDOLINE CHRISTIE: 41 years, 6'3", 84 kg





Below: Gwendoline Christie

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Below: Jade Parfitt

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