I know Texas is a long way from Montana or Idaho or wherever we are here, but I can't help thinking that if we can put a man on the moon (as Homer Simpson would say), we can surely find a way for Kelli and Paula to get better acquainted. Stands to reason, dunnit?
I’d like to see that! I’ve received some requests to bring Paula back so I suppose I will have to get her out of prison. Kelli, though, seems to be having a lot of her own drama these days.
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As captain of Team Casimir (albeit self-appointed), I think I speak for animal lovers everywhere when I say 'let Paula rot in gaol' (or 'jail' as its quaintly known on your side of the Atlantic). We have to do this some other way: do you think Darling Kelli could be persuaded to take one for the team and go in after her? She could beat up Jolene SO BADLY that she gets sent down for grievous bodily harm (is that a crime in the USA? Er, probably not…) or she could be hiking a nature trail up in Washington or Idaho when she comes across Paula's egregious husband who tries to molest her and she quite rightly chops him up like firewood in a fit of pique (because I can't see our FyreCracka taking too kindly to being molested) but she comes up in front of a crooked judge who used to hunt with Paula and said egregious husband and has her incarcerated in exactly the same facility as Paula, who's established herself by now as the queen of the prison, and of course Kelli whips her and makes Paula her bitch, or makes her clean out the latrines, butt-naked, with all the other inmates cheering and throwing stuff…
I'm on fire here (eat your heart out Herman Melville!)
Or Paula could escape, how about that?, and to make a few extra bucks for new soccer boots for the poppet, Kelli could go after her as a bounty hunter and track her through the forest to a campfire in a clearing and beat the toots out of her with all the creatures of the forest (including all Casimir's American cousins) cheering and whooping it up, and then she trusses up Paula like a turkey, slings her over the back of an obliging moose, and heads back to town to claim her bounty. And a joyous multitude of adults, children and all their household pets gathers round and accompanies Kelli and her prisoner all the way to the courthouse, where an honest judge this time (who's an avid fan of Fyre's Fight Journal) congratulates Kelli on behalf of all humanity, triples the advertised bounty, and adds another 50 years to Paula's sentence for the escape.
Oh, and I'd kind of like it if one of the kids following the procession into town, let's say his/her pet deer too was shot by a hunter, sees Paula slung sideways over the back of the moose, with her hands and feet tied, takes a stick and whacks her butt! And then throws her ams around Kelli's neck and gives her a big kiss and says she's the Best Bounty Hunter in the Whole World!
(Make that 'Universe').
And then this could all be made into a film with Rebecca de Mornay as Kelli (or Rosamund Pike - I'm sure she can do an American accent) - and Kiva, you'd win the Oscar for Best Original Screenplay and clean up with the royalties, and have enough money to buy a whole hospital full of gadgets to keep people like the General alive (though I'm not sure they deserve it) AND fund research into a vaccine against Covid_20 ('coming soon, to a planet near you')