[Ponyboy]

Wow, I can't believe all the action!  Poor Carmen is taking a fuckin' beating out there!  I'm so fuckin' glad she was able to tag in Eva.


"Go fuckin' get 'em Eva!!'   I start chanting "EVA! EVA! EVA!"  and some of the crowd gets behind me!  I shout out to Carmen to show her my new Tee and to let her know I got some good beer for her and Eva after the match.  I know we're gonna be celebrating! 

[Lightning Lynn]

Oh Eva…what a disappointment you have turned out to be. Where is your sense of appreciation at a time when you should be feeling gracious? Have I not been extremely generous to you? I made sure that the Cuban National Anthem was played before the start of our match, did I not? I chose wonderfully appropriate ring entry music for you performed by a famous Cuban bandleader, Desi Arnaz. I had his image on the Jumbo Tron for you as you entered to the sounds of Babalu. I am doing everything I can to make you feel welcome in our ring, and you have the unmitigated audacity to glare at me when Carmen tags you in. Some people will just never be grateful no matter how much you do for them, apparently you are one of those people.

Steph and I are sorry that we were unable to post in our match yesterday, which was Sunday. We spent the day in church asking for forgiveness for beating up Carmen as bad as we did. Evidently, we will need to be back at services next weekend after doing much the same to you. After hitting Carmen with a partial “Lightning Strike” and sending her staggering back into your corner, I see you glare at me for a moment before you step through the ropes. I also see why you never rose above the role of jobber in an Indy promotion. You charge at me in a spear attempt in the middle if the ring. A spear would work only if your opponent were injured and slow to get back to her feet. I am neither of those things. But I don’t expect you would know that. The only thing on your mind is getting even for what we did to the Sinful Senorita, however in all actuality, do you expect that you will not suffer a similar fate?

As you recklessly charge at me, badly telegraphing your move, how easy would it be for me to sidestep, slip my arm over your neck, and bulldog you face first into the mat? I have decided not to do that, however, because any rearrangement of your facial features, while that certainly would be an improvement, should actually be done by a trained plastic surgeon. Team Canusa is hoping that you will be able to afford that with the losers share of the money from tonight’s match.” I am not afraid of first contact with you in this match, in fact I welcome it. “Come into my parlor, said the spider to the fly.” As you charge at me with your spear attempt, I begin to backpedal. As you are able to move in a forward direction faster than I am able to backpedal, you lower your shoulder and hit me in the stomach. I continue to backpedal, therefore minimizing the result of any impact, as you continue to drive me backwards with your legs churning forward but with me continuing to backpedal. I am driven all the way into my corner where my back makes hard contact with the turnbuckle behind me. With your shoulder pressed into my stomach, I let out an “ooooof” sound as air is expelled from my lungs. I feel a firm but reassuring slap on my shoulder as Stephanie tags herself in. I reach my arm around your neck to try and hold you in place as Stephanie makes her entrance. Although winded now, I am reminded of the television character “Mr. T.” when he says “I pity the fool.” You have made perhaps the biggest mistake of your wrestling career. It is one thing to have to face Nakano in the ring, but you are about to face Nakano in beast mode, for you have done the one thing that will set her into a whole new level of determination and resolve. You have hurt me, her partner, her Rhode Island Red. Yes, Eva…I pity the fool. OTU Nakano.

[Steph_Fighter]

Thinking to myself about how gracious and welcoming my stunning and sexy Wife and Tag Team Partner has been in welcoming the team from Dead on Arrival, having music played for them, going above and beyond to be extremely nice,  kind of wondering though why anyone would name a clique or group Dead on Arrival.  Watching my stunning and sexy partner set Carmen up for her patented and deadly " Lightning Strike" move,  knowing all too well that if she lands it cleanly, that it will be lights out for the injured Carmen and Calamine Loco will be finished early in this match for sure.  Looking across at Eva there in her corner,  seeing her glaring at my Lynn and kind of shaking my head, seeing only that she is very upset for the way that her tiny tag partner Carmen has been handled and beaten down so far in the match,  thinking to myself, surely she has to know that the same fate awaits her.  Seeing Carmen whipped hard for the Lightning Strike move and her barely able to use the injured leg at all, knowing it will be a long recuperation time for that right leg and she will not be any more use in this match.  The Lightning Strike does not land solidly and causes  Carmen to stagger back into her corner, I see the glare from Eva as she tags in and steps through the ropes,  then am amazed as she goes for a spear against an uninjured and fresh Lynn,  seeing Lynn up and starting to backpedal as you charge at her,  thinking to myself that she is going to side step and drop you face first into the canvas,  but she does not do so, backpedaling and taking the shoulder in the midsection, i see my partner coming and hitting the turnbuckle hard into her back,  hearing the oooooffff  from my Lynn ,  gritting my teeth,  leaning over and  making the tag on my partner, seeing her  trying to hold your neck,  with your shoulder down in her midsection,  placing my left hand on the top rope, and vaulting over it with my right arm raised for a elbow drop in your back,  coming down with my full weight,  hard,  155 lbs,  right in the middle of your back as hard as I can land it, intending to punish you in the same fashion as Carmen was punished. , dropping the elbow hard  mid back and landing on my feet,  I  see Lynn moving  through the ropes and exiting the ring.   YT 

[stormbolt7]

Gorilla: "I can't even hear myself think in here.
This is FAN-demonium and PANDEMONIUM!!
The support for the champs is deafening.
"Yet at the same time, you can't deny. The fans, getting behind this new team to the federation CanUsa!!"

Weasel: "Oh suck a banana Gorilla." "How can either team expect to have the gold." "Without me managing them?"

Gorilla: "You mean managing to steal them blind, you dirty Weasel."
"Caliente Y Loca, and CanUsa .. This one has become an all out war here!!
"I find it hard to pick a favorite, this one."

Weasel: That's just like you Gorilla." "Nothing but monkey business."
"I should go down and take a chair to Carmen." "Let her know I support her fully!!"

Gorilla: "You mean a weapon for the champs to use right?"
"So your against the challengers?"

Weasel: "No you got me wrong, HEY LIGHTNING LYNN .. STEPH . Call me!!"
"CARMEN, EVANGELINA.. You know me as manager is the right thing to do!!"
"Someone call me .. I need the money." "I mean you need to let me handle your finances."

Gorilla: "You pathetic furry rodent." "I hope they all get together, for a weasel hunt."
"That said taking you back to the action going on in the ring.

Weasel: " I think Steph_Fighter needs my walking stick." "I'll be right back."

Gorilla: "You sit back down, and drop the Kendo stick." "Before I have security haul you out of here!"
"your not giving weapons to either team."

Weasel: "CALIENTE Y LOCA ... CANUSA  .... help me cage this monkey!!"
"You can't treat me like this, I'm a respectable broadcast journalist."

Gorilla: " One more outburst like that." "I will be serving Weasel on a stick!"

[Steph_Fighter]

I charge you trying to spear you out of your boots, but you manage to stay on your feet and we end up in your corner where you tag in your partner. Your partner leaps over and drives an elbow to my back.  "uuugggghhhh!!!" I yell, but it isn't enough to drop me to my knees. I  grab the top rope to stay standing yt

Not wanting to drop Eva to her  knees,  actually  already having my next move thought out ahead of time,  like my sexy Redhead coach has taught me in the last year, and that is the good thing,  the Loco team from Dead on Arrival has no idea that Lynn has been training me for the last year to be her Tag Team Partner,  3 to 5 days a week at times, educating me,  watching films, wrestling, with her and others in our private gym.  She gave me the name Nakano, which means Warrior,  she brought me from my boxing and nhb background and brought me this far,  so  now it is time to put it to use and punish the Dead on Arrival team some more.  Landing the elbow solid in Eva's back,  hearing the  sound of  the pain so far,  Holding the rope with my left hand,  facing her side,   drawing my left leg back and swinging my large body around,  doing a leg sweep  hard into your legs, very fast before you have time to think of anything but the pain in your back  trying to take them out from under you in a very  rough way,  knowing that has to hurt,  and  lets see if you still remain standing. 

[Lightning Lynn]

With Eva rolling out of the ring and backing up towards the announcers table...I see that it is the Spanish announcers table, as we all know what happens over there. Steph goes to the top rope and leans over, pointing at you and telling you to get back in the ring. With you and Steph arguing with each other, you are about to find out what sets Team Canusa apart from every other tag team in the world. With Steph grabbing your attention, I come off the ring apron (as in the link) and launch into the most beautifully executed hurricanrana ever seen performed by a female athlete. The approval from the crowd is deafening. Canadian and American flags are flying everywhere. The excitement level is through the roof. The fans in attendance can sense a title change coming here tonight! yt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aiKCOl60A8

[Steph_Fighter]

as I am arguing with Steph, I just happen to turn around and see you coming off and leap hitting a hurricanrana on me that sends me flying into the Spanish Announcer's table.   I manage to land sideways taking them both out, one with his face between my boobs, the other with his face in my crotch as we all lie on the floor.

Watching  my sexy wife and partner land a beautifully executed Hurricanrana that sends you flying into the Spanish Announcers table, and into both announcers,  I am already  out of the ring and  onto the floor, heading your direction,  knowing that I have to get you back in the ring,  moving  fast to reach you while you are stunned and  laid out,  seeing you laying there with both announcers partly on you,  one with his face between your breasts and the other face in your crotch, smiling at the situation,  leaning  down and taking your hair in my right hand, and  straightening up,  pulling you out from under them by your hair, not giving you any chance to get your bearings and dragging you along the floor toward the  ring apron,   wanting to get you close before i make my next move,  when getting close to the apron, , still holding your  hair, taking one step back to get in position beside you,  i lean over and  reach for your left thigh to grip it, like i would lifting a weight bar about to jerk some weight,   and straightening,  jerk  you  up in the air, i  deadlift over twice your weight regularly,   holding you up,  and step one step up to the apron and  toss you onto the apron and try to roll you under the bottom rope and into the ring,  after  pushing and  trying to roll you under the bottom rope and into the ring,  i move to my left fast a few steps and  jump on the apron  quickly,   to not allow you any chances and roll myself under the bottom rope  and  into the ring and  immediately to one knee,  to make sure you are still down before executing next move,  yt

[Steph_Fighter]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBF1wWQMJO4

Moving in the ring fast and already up on one knee seeing you trying to roll away,  to escape  your fate.  No No No  Eva,  no  running  girl,  you came to fight not run away.  You wont win  or cheat your way into this  one  girl,  moving fast to stop you from rolling away,  reaching you before you get to mid ring,   thinking in my mind about the Nakano Bomb,  reaching  down for your hair, and turning you over,  getting set for it,  legs  spread to get my balance  right,  pulling you up to me,  trying to get it just right for maximum effect,  pulling you up,  pushing your  head between my  knees,  making  sure to pay close attention to you,  reaching  down under you with my strong arms   jerking you all the way up,  (  illustration in short video attached )  and slamming you down to the canvas  as hard as possible, trying to execute it for maximum effect,  not thinking about any kind of pin or submission at this time,  just  maximum damage ,  yt

[Steph_Fighter]

knowing that this is a move that  i have to watch out for a counter on,   arms  wrapped tightly around your middle,  lifting your  body up and getting ready to throw you down on the  canvas, i feel you start to tighten your  legs,  wondering to myself how you could possibly think you could move my larger body,  being upside down and in my grip, holding you up with my strong arms wrapped around you,  feeling you trying to counter,  and bunching my shoulders,  dropping to both  knees and trying to drop you straight on your head on the canvas,  feeling that will  make you turn loose of your trying to hold on with your thighs, and take you out of it for a while .   yt 

[Steph_Fighter]

My arms around your  middle holding you up  had to be the reason the hurricanrana did not work,  dropping to my knees fast and dropping you on your head seems to have worked,  hearing the sound  of you hitting the canvas, a  very  loud THUDDDDDD  and feeling you let go, i am watching  you to see the effect and see you seemingly  KO d,  spread eagled on the  floor.  on my  Knees already,  i move quickly, still on my  knees, and  grabbing your left  leg with my right arm,  and rolling it up pulling , and  rolling my  body up on yours,  rolling your shoulders down on the canvas and my body cross yours, pulling your leg back with my right arm, behind your knee,   going for the three count,   yt 

[Steph_Fighter]

I lay on the mat as the ref counts 1

Holding the leg behind the knee,  pulling hard to keep her rolled up, my body on hers and hear the ref make the   count   2

[Sinful Senorita Carmen]

I see Eva dropped on her head as Steph goes for a pin.  She probably isn't going to kick out of this easily.  I come through the ropes and run up to Steph and try to send a snap kick toward her head to stop the count. 

[Kim19]

I lay on the mat as the ref counts 1

 

[User1]

Oh no, Carmen injured and also hot Eva is hurt, that doesn't look good for Team Caliente Y Locka. °O°

[Lightning Lynn]

Electricity runs through my veins and the high excitement within me builds. My energy level is through the roof and I am ready to explode with joy and happiness as Steph rolls Eva up in a pin attempt and the ref begins counting. We are moments away from defeating Carmen and Eva and becoming new tag team champions. Suddenly, I see Carmen step through the ropes and head over towards Steph. Immediately I step through the ropes too and sprint towards Carmen. Carmen entered first as has a step on me, but I know that I can get there first since Carmen is working on one bad wheel. Carmen gets to where Stephanie is and launches a kick to her head. As I see Carmen's foot rear back and then move forward, I launch into the air for a Lightning Strike. This time, won't be like last time where I misjudged Carmen's speed rebounding from the ropes. There will be no ropes or rebound involved here. My speed from my run to the center of the ring is at high velocity. I launch myself and turn my body sideways in the air. I see Carmen's kick to Stephanie's head land and dislodge Steph from her pin attempt. But I am already airborne, my target zeroed in. I am coming in with the perfect downward trajectory to deliver a flying forearm that even Tito Santana would be proud of. My arm is cocked back and I am ready to deliver my blow to Carmen's unprotected face. Carmen may have kicked Steph in the head, but she will pay a dear price for doing so. I bring my cocked arm forward as I approach her while airborne and bring it down for a perfect Lightning Strike. Should this hit, it is likely to knock Carmen backwards out of the ring onto the floor, and considering my speed and momentum, I am likely to end up out there with her. I'm certain that there will be some very dirty fighting outside the ring and on the floor between Carmen and myself. It will be quite the spectacle for the fans on that side of the ring, but one which the ref is certain to ignore since Steph and Eva are the two legal participants inside the ring, and the ref must focus attention there.

This is for YOU, Carmen!! (Please skip to 4:00 on the link)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6VzTKattgI