"Oh, Hi honey. You made it just in time" your wife blonde smiles "Your whore secretary and I were about to start"
The two goddesses smiled at me, before turning to each other and pressing their boobs together.
"Now that you are finally here you will see how I am the best woman," your wife said.
"Now that he's here, he'll just see how your pathetic bags crash into a brick wall!" the other woman answered.
Who win?