*I quickly turn around and see you with your back turned on me, laughing as you think you got me good, I grab a beer, open it up, walking up behind you, I grab a handful of your long blonde hair, pulling your head back. I pour the beer in your open, screaming mouth and over your face. I lick your cheek to taste your salty sweat and beer mixed I push you forward.* "Bitch, you better watch out for the other girls, if you wanna fight, look me up after this. I'll be around the trailer park if you wanna find me."
(Seriously, I don't wanna take away from the ladies in the poll. My apologies.)