Although a lifelong opponent of the death penalty, I do think anyone who makes Kiva cry (I’m looking at
you, Cynthia; I’m looking at
you, Tom) should be hanged drawn and quartered. But I’ve thought of a scenario that could be even more fun:
Kiva takes Clarissa to cheerleading practice. Josh sees her sitting there looking a little despondent and is immediately smitten. (To give you some idea of how unutterably adorable Kiva looks when she’s despondent, Kelli assures me this a very good likeness – that’s her on the right in this picture).
https://www.freecatfights.com/forums/index.php?topic=98095.0“What’s the matter, kiddo?” he asks, sitting down beside her in the bleachers and putting his arm around her. “Not still upset about the other night?”
Kiva, realising he’s sincere, decides to open up and admits that, yes, she’s finding her loss to Cynthia hard to live with.
“But you had her, kiddo,” he tells her. “You were just too kind. You let her go because you thought she was unconscious. She’d never do that. She’d make sure. Hell, with that big Italian-American chic, the one with the mouth—what was she called? Deanna, that’s right—Cynthia kept the choke on for half a minute after the woman had passed out so she could tie her in the ropes upside down to strip her. And the woman had tapped about a dozen times before she passed out! ‘Verbal submissions only!’ said Cynthia and went on choking her. Your problem, kiddo, is you’re too nice a person.”
“Well, I’m a little less nice with each passing day,” says Kiva, they both laugh, and he gives her a friendly hug.
*
Cynthia has seen this and she is not amused and decides to punish Kiva by encouraging Tom, only this gets a little out of hand and they end up having a fling, which Josh finds out about. Next time he sees Kiva they have a little talk.
“You want a piece of Cynthia, don’t you kiddo? You’ll take her next time, I’m sure of it. Just be a little more ruthless.”
Kiva admits that there’s nothing she’d like more in this world than a piece of Josh’s wife.
“Good,” says Josh, “because there’s nothing in this world I’d like more than a piece of your husband.”
“How so?” asks Kiva.
“I’ll spare you the details,” says Josh. “Just challenge Cynthia to a rematch and bring Tom with you.”
*
(you see where I’m taking this?)
*
You turn up at their house for the rematch. Cynthia and Tom don’t realise they’ve been discovered, but Josh quickly confronts Tom, who becomes aggressive and lashes out. Immediately Josh challenges him to a fight in the ring before Kiva and Cynthia’s match, the loser to be left tied in the ropes (stripped naked) while the winner referees.
Josh wins the fight and Tom pays the penalty.
He now has to watch the Kiva v Cynthia rematch, buck naked, tied in the ropes. Josh is a fair referee and does not have to intervene in any way as Kiva this time mops up the ring with Cynthia and finishes her with an over-the-shoulder backbreaker.
Cynthia has submitted but Josh won’t let Kiva release her until she has confessed to her little fling with Tom.
Tom by now has a raging boner and is bitterly regretting his fling with Cynthia. Kiva, he sees now, is a thousand times the better woman and hearing Cynthia crying and making pathetic excuses and begging Kiva for mercy only makes him more and more convinced of this and desperate to win Kiva back (and bed her!).
Only Kiva’s not interested. She’s rather taken to Josh who’s proved himself physically and morally the better man. Still holding Cynthia in the backbreaker, she makes her admit (to her husband) that she’s a cheap whore and that Kiva’s the better woman in every way, then takes her over to where Tom is still trapped in the ropes, until their faces are almost touching, and asks Tom “What do you think of her now, Tom? Still think she's all that all that? Which of us is the better woman?”
And Tom looks at Cynthia, crying and snivelling, strung helplessly over Kiva’s shoulders, and says, “You are, my darling Kiva, you are! I can’t think what I ever saw in this piece of trash. She’s just a pathetic overgrown schoolgirl living in the past, a cheap whore, soon-to-be trailer trash without even the trailer”
And you ask Cynthia: “Is he right?” and pull down on her chin with one hand and the top of her thigh with the other, just to remind her, and she screams: “Yes, he’s right! I’m a pathetic overgrown schoolgirl living in the past. I’m a cheap whore. I’m just soon-to-be trailer trash without even a trailer. You’re the better woman, Kiva! You’re breaking my back, Kiva. I beg you, let me down!”
Now you’re happy. Almost. One more thing. You put her down. Knock her cold with that wicked right hook of yours, and tie her in the ropes on the opposite side of the ring, facing Tom.
When she comes round, you strip her, take off your own panties (better idea: Josh, takes them off you: you're standing one metre in front of Cynthia staring her in the eye as she hangs there helpless, and her husband’s standing behind you, kissing your neck and then he kneels and begins peeling them slowly over your firm buttocks, kissing each one in turn, and all the time Cynthia's crying and raging hysterically with jealousy one moment, pleading with Josh to take her back the next, so when he’s finished removing your Yale-coloured panties, he hands them to you and says “for Christ’s sake, stick them in her loser mouth, so we don’t have to listen to her pathetic whining!”.) Josh does the same with his boxers (in the new, improved version: you do, he stands in front of Tom while you peel his boxers, somehow, over his boner so he can stick them in Tom’s mouth), and you then make the pair of them, the adulterous couple, who can now no longer stand the sight of each other, watch the man and the woman they know now they really love (and have lost!) making out in the middle of the ring.
[Or if you’re too shy for that, you could just go off and leave them, the way Kelli and Henry did to Holly and Shaun] in “If I should fall behind (Pt 2)”
https://www.freecatfights.com/forums/index.php?topic=94482.0You could even leave them there all night to be discovered the next day by the cheerleaders (all over 18, proof on file) arriving for their morning practice.
:-)
Oh, and they remove the panties from Tom’s mouth first, giggling, and ask him “What happened? Who on earth did that to Cynthia?” and he tells them: “It was Kiva. This time she wasn’t as kind-hearted. She wiped the floor with your whining has-been of a coach. For Christ's sake untie me so I don't have to look at the pathetic loser for a moment longer!” (I forgot to mention that Josh and Kiva, after they’d finished making out on the school emblem in the middle of the ring and retired to bed for the night, left the lights on and the windows and doors open to attract the mosquitos, so Cynthia and Tom are all covered with blotchy mosquito bites) and seeing her, the cheerleaders launch into a spontaneous chant of:
Kiva, Kiva, is our queen!
Cynthia’s just a has-been!
Got no heart and got no class
Good thing Kiva kicked her ass!
