December 28, 2020
Kaley Cuoco pre-fight interview
PO: Good evening, America, Pam Oliver here .... I am back .... this time with my very special guest, Kaley Cuoco, star of 'The Flight Attendant', now streaming of Netflix.....welcome, Kaley..... Kaley, of course,, will be fisfighting Erin Andrews in 72 hours here on Fox Sports..... Kaley, when I was speaking before the break with Erin, she was recalling Lynda Carter's motivation for her 1976 fistfight with Farrah Fawcett, and said....
Kaley Cuoco: Yes, hello, nice to be hear .. . and if I got just get some words in edgewater here..... sorry for interrupting, but you were going the same place I was..... Pam, I was so glad Erin mentioned the Lynda-Farrah fistfight ..... because I think one of the takeaways of those great 1976 fights .... was that the best fights ..... the real brawls, .... were when two genuine stage actresses .... Lynda and Farrah ..... Loni Anderson and Linda Evans .... remember, with the leather strap? .... Morgan Fairchild and Lindsey Wagner, on the hot pavement .... I think the really raw, the really genuine fights were between the straight actresses .... whereas the circus-style fighting ... where things jumped the shark..... was when you started having crossover personalities like Cathy Lee Crosby and, to a lesser extent, Chris Evert-Lloyd involved ....
PO: Chris was known as Chrissy Evert at the time .....
KC: Yes, thank you for correcting me ..... [eye roll].....
PO: [mumbles] word ... in .... Edgewater....
KC: ....So, where I'm going with this Pam .... is that I'm hoping to represent all the straight stage actresses out there .... many of whom are tough-as-nails fistfighters, BTW..... against say, a crossover figure such as Erin.
PO: So you're doubtful of Erin's fistfighting ability. After just hearing that she fought ME for a job??
KC: Well, in fairness, Pam, I don't know that we heard a heckuva lot .... certainly not in the way of details .... about that supposed fight .... and, again, I took the fight. I'm just saying, I want to win back the 'rep of us stage actresses .... and maybe give this series some more LEGS than the first iteration had.
PO: So, IF you win ...... against Erin on Thursday ..... it sounds like you've given some thought to actresses you'd like to fight next.
KC: Well, first stipulating that I am NOT looking past Erin Andrews .... some names I'll throw out, names, which by the way, I think EVERY woman in America has thought about fistfighting, .... at least MY generation has. are .... Christina Applegate, be it her Kelly Bundy phase or her murderess 'Dead to Me' persona ..... Blake Lively. ..... Scarlett Johansson .... Jennifer Lawrence .... shit, I'm blanking on names here, these bitches are going to think I'm calling them out .....
PO: ARE you calling anyone out ..... say, Scarlett Johansen, who's a good six inches shorter than you? I might add
KC: OK, time out, you researched that ahead of time. Why are you trying to stir shit between ScarJo and I?
PO: Because, perhaps, I know from the 1976 interviews that women in that chair can't resist calling out rival's they have beefs with.
KC: Ok,OK, time out ..... that's NOT what I was doing .... you know it, I know it .... I was complimenting the many many actresses out there who would kick Erin's ass .... or YOURS.... in a actual fistfight. And great takedown interview, by the way, for your 'friend."
PO: It was my pleasure. Good luck Thursday, Kaley, you're gone need it. Kick her ass double hard just for me, Erin.