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MAY 14th, 1981



ANGEL VS WONDER WOMAN - THE REAL LIFE BATTLE OF ACTRESS RIVALS

Shelley Hack and Lynda Carter decide to settle matters between them - in the ring!


By WENDY TORRANCE, correspondent for CelebToday, your favorite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchy


It started with a harmless banter at a party about who is the better actress: Shelley Hack (33) and Lynda Carter (29), however, soon became involved in a game of rivalry which seemed to be no longer a game. Reportedly, Charlie's 'Angel' Shelley told 'Wonder Woman' Lynda: 'You talentless casting couch whore really think you act better than me because you wear a ridiculous carnival costume in a TV series for five year olds? Come on, bitch, you just can't be fucking serious!'
Guests who were present at the party at a famous hotel in NYC told CelebToday after Shelley's insult Lynda slapped her hard across the face, and as Shelley hit her back friends of both ladies had to separate them to avoid further physical damage. Lynda screamed at Shelley while dragged away from her rival, vowing to 'finish' her if she wasn't 'too much of a coward to step into a ring' with her.
Shelley shouted back at her, with words indicating she was willing to accept the challenge and fight Lynda in a wrestling match. She announced yesterday to the press she was looking forward to 'making the Paradise Island lesbian come like a little whore and then dump her in the garbage'. Lynda talked to the public at a different press conference, telling reporters she was ready for a fight in which she'd 'spank the obnoxious foul-mouthed blonde brat until she whimpers in both pain and extacy'. 'It's time that stupid boobless girl learns a lesson at the hands of an actual woman', Lynda said in her concluding words.

We at CelebToday magazine may say we are as curious as our readers probably are to see the outcome of this battle - which of the two ladies will dominate her opponent?
So far, the eighties seem to promise to be a marvellous decade for sexy catfights!




SHELLEY HACK: 33 years, 5'7", 58 kg

LYNDA CARTER: 29 years, 5'9", 57 kg




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