[Vassago]

HEATHER LOCKLEAR Age: 28; 5'5" / 19th 2-2) vs KIM DELANEY (Age: 31; 5'7" / 29th 0-4)
Heather Locklear opens the fifth round of fights with Kim Delaney being her opponent. This could be very much a classic with Heather incurring a big dislike of brunettes lately. Heather is more then confident she'll rip Kim apart especially given the fact that Kim has exposed her legs in a manner Heather just can't stand. The blonde Dynasty star thinks her legs are longer and deserve more credit then Kim's.


SHARON STONE (Age: 31; 5'8.5" / 1st 4-0) vs TANYA ROBERTS (Age: 34; 5'8" / 26th 0-4)
Sharon Stone is feeling very good after taking over the overall lead and wants to stay there. Tanya Roberts has had a promising fight vs Daryl Hannah and thinks she's ready for the power houses of the competition like Sharon is. But is she really ready for Sharon who grims cleverly - Sheena image or not' I'll still beat her up!


KATHY IRELAND (Age: 26; 5'10" / 3rd 4-0) vs ROSANNA ARQUETTE (Age: 30; 5'4.5" / 31st 0-4)
Kathy Ireland beat the stuffing out of Rebecca de Mornay recently and is very confident she'll do the same with equally petite Rosanna Arquette. But Rosanna thinks Kathy is an easy target to get her off balance and once she'll take her down, she'd be finally able to win her first fight. Bold prediction from Rosanna and Kathy has none of it before the fight.


HUNTER TYLO (Age: 27; 5'6" / 27th 0-4) vs HEATHER THOMAS (Age: 32; 5'5.5" / 2nd 4-0)
Heather Thomas is targeting the Bold & Beatiful stars to become useless rag dolls and after manhandling Katherine Kelly Lang, she has no worries about Hunter Tylo. - This bitch doesn't know what I've got for her and I tell you, it ain't going to be pretty. Hunter doesn't give away any pre-fight comments perhaps being aware that challenging the Fall Guy vixen might be out of her reach.


DONNA DIXON (Age: 32; 5'9" / 5th 4-0) vs KATHERINE KELLY LANG (Age: 28; 5'7" / 28th 0-4)
Donna Dixon is very comfortable with her dark horse position in the tournament but Katherine Kelly Lang's confidence took a small boost with a fairly competitive showing vs Heather Thomas. - Donna will be handed her first defeat right here - Katherine thinks she'd got what it takes to knock out her blonde opponent.


TRACY SCOGGINS (Age: 36; 5'8" / 14th 2-2) vs CINDY MARGOLIS (Age: 24; 5'7.5" / 8th 3-1)
Two women who lost by just a single vote in the previous round to a much smaller rivals are eager to make amends for those sensarional upsets and won't show any sympathy in order to smash each other into pieces. Lots of abusive language before action begins with Tracy on a malicious mission against the blondes and Cindy just full of anger towards the brunettes. This could well be one of the closest fights of the entire round.


MITZI KAPTURE (Age: 27; 5'5" / 20th 2-2) vs MEG RYAN (Age: 28; 5'8" / 13th 3-1)
Mitzi Kapture thinks Meg Ryan is tired after a gruelling fight with Cindy Margolis and won't be able to cause another upset. But Meg has firmly shrugged off her sweet blonde image and believes Mitzi will be her punching bag plain and simple.


NANCY VALEN (Age: 24; 5'7" / 30th 0-4) vs KATE CAPSHAW (Age: 36; 5'7" / 11th 3-1)
The brunette stand out Nancy Valen is another angry woman having lost a hairpulling contest with Jerry Hall. She thinks Kate Capshaw's cleavage won't do her any favours as she plans to rip the blonde's tits off. However Kate considers Nancy as a cannon fodder and will do everything to destroy her in the most brutal way - This skinny bitch better be ready for a bloody mess I'm going to give her in this fight!

[byline]

Lists are too much work. Here are my thoughts in simpler form:

Heather Locklear scratches Kim Delaney's eyes out. Not literally, but figuratively speaking as Heather is just too good a catfighter for Kim Delaney. Heather aims her claws at Kim's eyes and when Kim is distracted to protect her face Heather kicks her in the crotch with her super fast legs.. (She is undoubtedly the fastest sprinter in this tournament.) As Kim bends forward Heather helps her along by yanking her head down by the hair only to meet Heather's rising knee. After that Kim is a patsy for anything Heather wants to do to her - which is a lot.

Sharon Stone relieves Tanya Roberts of lots of red hair. Sharon Stone is cocky to say the least and it would be nice to see the weakest Sheena take her out. Barbosa has it right with the air of a dominant woman beating up on Tanya. When Tanya goes down Sharon cruelly steps on her arms to rip most of her hair out.

Kathy Ireland makes short work of Rosanna Arquette. Rosanna puts her plan into action. She goes in low and tackles Kathy. Problem is she is now between Kathy's long legs which Kathy knows how to put to good use. A neck scissors combined with hard hairpulling makes Rosanna beg for Kathy to stop.

Hunter Tylo bounced around by Heather Thomas. Heather shows Hunter why she eschewed a stunt double while shown Hunter what it feels like to sent flying through the air to land on her face or butt. Heather's favorite throw is to grab one arm and one leg and spin around until she releases her victim to fly with a crash landing. If Hunter is too slow to get up, Heather yanks her up by the hair to toss her around again.

Donna Dixon Katherine comes out swinging and speed and ducking are not Donna's forté. Katherine lands some solid blows that rock Donna. But Donna is big and strong and can take a punch. She catches Katherine's next blow and bends her arm up her back. An added choke hold weakens Catherine until she slumps to the floor. Donna spins her onto her back, spreads her skirt and legs and face sits Katherine while posing for the cameras.

Tracy Scoggins rips off Cindy Margolis' ' tits. These two are close in size and this will be a close fight for awhile. But Tracy is more athletic than the internet star and she is not above using dirty tricks. She used them in some star athletic contests and uses them here to get an advantage. Once she gets Cindy on her back she sits on her belly, rips her bra off and does a number on Cindy's tits.

Mitzi Kapture surprised by Meg Ryan. I guess it is because of the movie roles she plays so everyone thinks Meg is much sweeter than she is. So does Mitzi who starts off taking it easy on the taller move star. (Meg says to tell barbosa she is a bigger star than Sharon Stone who is only famous for showing she doesn't wear panties.) Meg doesn't take it easy on Mitzi and gets her trapped before Mitzi knows what is happening. Had Mitzi been prepare she would have probably put Meg on her skinny ass. "Would of, could of ....." taunts Meg.

Nancy Valen loses to Kate Capshaw. I don't have a strong opinion on this fight. I will bow to barbosa's expertise. My gut also tells me Kate will win but in a close fight. Guess I am also influenced by their records to date and who they have beaten or lost to.

[Glamour Fights]

My thoughts:

Heather Locklear vs Kim Delaney: Heather started out as such a sweet girl on T. J. Hooker but I am as influenced as any one with her later bitchy roles. It is a tough fight for her against Kim but once she knocks Kim down with some hard slaps and hairpulling she is relentless in torturing her.

Sharon Stone vs Tanya Roberta: Would love to predict an upset here but Sharon turns on her charm and Tanya falls victim to the sexual prowess of Sharon.

Kathy Ireland vs Rosanna Arquette: I see being a model is used to the detriment for Brooke Shields and Jerry hall by some reviewers. Somehow that doesn't seem to affect Kathy. Maybe because she is a Sports Illustrated Model. Whatever, she is one strong looking, athletic babe and I see her having no trouble with Rosanna Arquette.

Hunter Tylo vs Heather Thomas: Heather is out to prove everyone who thinks blonde's can't fight wrong. She sets her sights on poor brunette Hunter Tylo and punches her black and blue.

Donna Dixon vs Katherine Kelly Lang: Kelly goes after Donna's curly, long blonde hair to test her catfighting abilities. Donna does not come up lacking and she has the solid body to take whatever Katherine can dish out and give back even more. Katherine's long blonde hair is used by Donna to drag her around the floor once she knocks Ms Lang off her feet.

Tracy Scoggins vs Cindy Margolis: Cindy shows great moxie in taking Tracy head on. Tracy loves her dirty tricks but Cindy uses some out of Tracy's book. Tracy is confused that Cindy is not just the internet softy she thought her to be. Cindy gets Tracy's neck between her thighs and watches Tracy beg for mercy.

Mitzi Kapture vs Meg Ryan: Meg may be Sleepless in Seattle but she is not sleepless in this tournament. After working Meg over, Mitzi uses a sleeper hold to put her under.

Nancy Valen vs Kate Capshaw: I have to agree that Kate is just too tough for Nancy. Nancy tries to fight back but Kate is all over her like a cheap rug. Kate ends up on her back and grinds Nancy's face into the sand to gain the submission.

[Vassago]

Fifth round is over and here's the brief rundown of the fights: 

Heather Locklear (47) vs Kim Delaney (31)
None of the experts saw Heather in any trouble in this fight and indeed the blonde Dynasty star made a perfect use of her legs to claim superiority over Kim Delaney. In the end Heather had a lot of pleasure crushing the brunette's ribs with painful bodyscissors and give her another defeat.

Sharon Stone (50) vs Tanya Roberts (27)
Quite a similar story unfolded in the second fight with everyone's favourite, Sharon Stone got herself satisfied with ripping Tanya Roberts' hair out in emphatic fashion. The blonde did so well she earned the second biggest beatdown of the entire round only topped by Donna Dixon.

Kathy Ireland (44) vs Rosanna Arquette (31)
Rosanna tried to use her speed to make Kathy tired but the model showed that even with a great height advantage she can be as quick as the petite actress. As a result Rosanna got kicked all over the place as she had no weapons to overcome Kathy's superior strenght and skills.

Hunter Tylo (29) vs Heather Thomas (48)
Heather is still chasing Sharon Stone for the overall lead but lost few more points as her trashing of Hunter Tylo was eight votes short of Sharon's equally easy win over Tanya Roberts. Heather quickly gave Hunter a black eye and continously pounded her to submission only to find out Sharon is still ahead in the standings.

Donna Dixon (53) vs Katherine Kelly Lang (20)
Both Sharon and Heather might want to take notice here because it was Donna Dixon who emerged as the ultimate enforcer of this round. Katherine Kelly Lang claims she's a better fighter then her record shows, but Donna had other ideas and brutally wrecked the fellow blonde into a complete mess and drag her around by the hair to underline the convincing nature of victory.

Tracy Scoggins (36) vs Cindy Margolis (42)
The pundits were split on this fight and only GlamourFights picked correctly in the end. Tracy was keen to get involved in another speedy punchfest but found out Cindy is happy to challenge her without hesitation. Lots of big blows were traded but Cindy got the last laught as she turned Tracy's stomach into jelly beans and send her spiralling on the floor in defeat.

Mitzi Kapture (37) vs Meg Ryan (41)
Meg is still fighting the soft girl next door image the Hollywood has stuck with her thru all those years. Mitzi got the early jump on her and looked like a winner for some time until at the end of a long and gruelling rolling back and forth fight it was Meg who emerged on top and facesitted the exhausted brunette into submission. This was the third closest fight of the entire round.

Nancy Valen (32) vs Kate Capshaw (45)
Despite being few years older Kate still showed she can maul a younger opponent into submission. Nancy was doing well in the early going but eventually Kate's punches took their tall and the brunette found herself on the ground. Fighting on the beach isn't doing Nancy any favours so far and Kate became another victorious rival as - much to GlamourFights' idea - she grinded Nancy's head in the sand and forced her into submission.