[Kayla]

I'm gonna kill Kayla.  Grrr....

PS....anybody know how to get permanent ink off skin?

Hey, J, know we're on opposite sides, but it was Dawn, not me! 

(Winks)! 

Hugs
Kayla

[howardcosell]

thanks everyone. It really means a lot to me that you are enjoying this. I've been accessing the site via cell phone lately because I've been very busy with work and family life. Reading your comments really brightens my day.

As for being able to manage so many characters, Gemma and Jonica, with your incredible writing talents, I'm more than sure you can do that more effectively than I ever could. For me, I just shine the spotlight on certain people more brightly than others at certain times. I use one character as a base for a scene, sort of like a sitcom with a main character who's interacting with so many different characters, and that character goes away and you pick up another who's already in the room and just finished talking to the first one. She interacts with more. Plus, I tend to concentrate a little more on the two who are fighting and the folks around them, and you've also got characters who don't talk that much, like Shinobi, or someone who only talks about herself, like Athena. They help with managing just like Hood's humor.

You guys are outstanding authors and I'm honored to read your work and honored that you like mine. 

[howardcosell]

After Jessika’s team has their usual hard training, Siena surprises everyone once again by saying that the fight between Dawn and Beth will take place this evening. There’s a collective groan as all the ladies are called back to the gym for the fight.

Siena- Look, like I told you bitches before, you have to ready to fight anywhere, anytime.

Christina- And if I see you bitches whining like this again, I’ll kick your fucking asses myself. Nice to see you, Rachel.

Rachel- Go to hell, Christina.

(Marie- Siena had a lot to do with my training as a fighter, but she’s not giving either team a fair chance by pulling these stunts.)

(Kayla- Surely, Siena Blaze knows that going all the way home and resting, only to find out you have to fight on such ridiculously short notice is not right.)

(Jessika- I was a bit worried by the short notice stuff, but I wasn’t too worried. Dawn knows what she has to do and as long as she does it, I won’t feel worried at all.)

Gemma approaches Beth in the locker room.

Gemma- Look, your sister and I have some very bad history, but I want you to kick the shit out of Dawn, okay? I hate the bitch.

Beth- I will.

Kayla- Yeah, do us all a favor and drop that bitch… and I’m her sister and I want you to really beat her ass for all of us.

Marie smiles at her twin.

Marie- See? We’re all united.

Karin, PJ, and Lisa walk into the locker room. Karin is on crutches and her right ankle and foot are heavily taped.

Karin- I hope Dawn kicks your little ass.

Kayla- Karin, if you can’t say anything nice, get the fuck out now. I’m not in the mood for your shit right now; we have to prepare for this fight.

Karin- Fuck all of you! You’re the reason why I can’t fucking walk, you self-serving suck-up sluts! Marie, I’m going to get you.

Hood- Cryonic Karin, get the fuck out before I put you on life support.

Karin- Bitch, I’ll put you on… child support!

Hood- What the fuck does that mean?

Marie- Guys, take her out of here.

Everyone leaves except for Beth, Marie, Kayla, and Supergirl Kara. Rachel and Shinobi exchange a look as Rachel takes her seat.

Dawn “The Seoul Assassin” Rankin is 5’9” 140 lbs with long black hair and green eyes. She’s wearing a black one piece with black boots and gets in the cage, smiling.

(Dawn- I’m quite confident I can beat Beth. I’m Kayla’s little sister and Beth is Marie’s twin sister. Kayla owns Marie and I’m going to own Beth, during and after this fight, tee hee!)

“The Invinci-” Beth B. is 4’11” and 94 lbs with long blonde hair and blue eyes and is in a gold bikini, looking every bit like her twin sister Marie B., except that her arms are a little more defined; she has slightly bigger legs, and her stomach is sleek and defined, but soft and delicate in the lower portion beneath her round penny-sized innie navel. She is barefoot, as the B’s tend to be and looks very determined as she gets into the cage and stares angrily at Dawn, who blows her a kiss.

(Beth- Size does matter, when speed, heart, and determination come with it. Dawn will never know what hit her… oh yes she will, because I’ll be hitting her until she drops, or I may just go ahead and submit her, because bullies quit easily.)

The two fighters are ready for the bell, but there’s a scuffle outside of the cage when Jonica sneaks up on Kayla and punches her in the face. Kayla grabs Jonica by her shirt and starts hitting her with uppercuts to her face; Marie jumps in as well with punches to Jonica’s ribs and Seka puts Kayla in a full nelson while Jonica punches Kayla twice to her face. Siena, Christina, Jessika, and Rachel sit and watch as Patty goes right after Marie. Siena waves her hand and security separates the women.

(Kayla- So, Jonica just walks up and punches me in the face! What the hell is her problem? She still hasn’t gotten enough? She’s lucky Misty won against PJ because Jonica was going to fight Supergirl next. Times like these, I wish I was fighting on this show and not coaching a team.)

The bell rings and Beth comes out with her arms up and tight, her fists raised, and her legs bent while Dawn’s arms are lower as she fires a sidekick and a spinning roundhouse that Beth avoids. Dawn continues to stalk Beth and charges in when Beth’s back touches the cage, but Beth moves away.

Marie- Be patient, Beth. It will come.

Dawn glances at Marie and smiles, then rushes in on Beth, who instantly backs into the cage and raises her arms. Dawn is able to hit Beth with a sweeping punch to the side of her head around her arms, then gets her with a hard straight right hand to her stomach, right above the navel, then connects with a hard left hook to Beth’s ribs, but the little blonde jumps in and knees Dawn in the solar plexus, freezing the taller girl long enough to lock up her arms and try to take her down. Beth lands several hard head butts to Dawn’s chest before the brunette breaks free, steps back and throws some hard punches, but Beth blocks them. A straight right hand hits Beth’s raised arms, but knocks them into her head and Beth stumbles back, then buckles as Dawn knocked her in range of a hard sweeping kick to her right side.

Seka- Like taking candy from a baby, Dawn. Like taking candy from a baby.

Beth lowers her arms momentarily and Dawn hits her with another straight right hand. A lot of people don’t know this, but another aspect of the Kayla/Samantha rivalry is that Dawn visited Samantha while Sam was in South Africa and the two sparred. Samantha taught Dawn a lot about throwing the lead right hand, a right hand that Samantha used to torment both Kayla and Marie in her last fights against them. Dawn showed Samantha some of her wrestling techniques and served as a surprise sparring partner for Sam’s match against Kayla… but please, don’t tell Kayla. Beth is backed close to the cage, but surprises Dawn by dropping down on her stomach, then thrusting her shoulder a little below Dawn’s left knee, chop-blocking the taller brunette as Dawn drops to one knee. Beth slips behind Dawn and pulls her down, but Dawn adjusts her position and turn over on top of Beth. Dawn places her forearm under Beth’s chin and slams some hard left hands into Beth’s bare stomach, staring deeply into the little blonde’s eyes.

Supergirl- Get out of there, Beth! You can do it!

Seka- Go to full mount and take this little bitch out, Dawn!

Spud- Yeah, beat that little bitch!!

Hood- Isn’t that the ant calling the hummingbird “tiny?”

Spud- Fuck you, Hood… why don’t go back to your hood and leave me be.

Hood- Marie B? Is that what you said? Still obsessed, huh?

Beth reaches up and gets a grip on Dawn’s chin, but Dawn is able to pin both of Beth’s hands above her head using only her right hand, then continues to fire shots to the pit of Beth’s stomach, making the little blonde wince with every shot. Beth brings her legs around Dawn’s neck from side position and squeezes; Dawn quickly stands and grabs Beth’s breasts with both hands, squeezing them as she lifts the blonde up, but Beth swings her legs and Dawn is thrown head first into the cage wall with a hurracana. Dawn angrily turns around and after checking her face, charges Beth, who rushes in, but ducks Dawn’s attack nailing the brunette in the stomach and doubling her over with an “OOF!”

Kayla- YES!

Dawn straightens herself back up, but Beth is already behind her and as Dawn turns, Beth hammers her ribs and stomach with quick strikes, then when Dawn tries to grab her, Beth drops low, slips between Dawn’s legs and steps on the back of her knee, forcing Dawn down on her knees as Beth stands, wraps her legs around Dawn’s waist as Dawn doubles forward in pain and begins the hammer her ribs with shots. Once Dawn lowers her left arm to her side, Beth wraps her arms around Dawn’s neck and starts choking her. Dawn rolls on her side with Beth synching the scissored sleeper in. Dawn is in deep trouble and Jessika’s team is silent as Beth has the hold in tightly, but Dawn is throwing punches back into Beth’s face and tagging the blonde in the eyes and cheekbones. One punch to the ear hurts Beth as her eyes seem to flutter, then Dawn digs her nails into Beth’s legs and begins to elbow her to her sides. Then, Dawn rolls onto her back, pinning Beth between Dawn’s body and the mat; Beth has to readjust her grip and Dawn throws her head back into Beth’s face. Beth almost loses her mouthpiece and looks at the clock while Dawn pries her legs apart hard, flips over, and punches Beth directly to her vagina.

Beth- AAWWFF!!

Beth is clearly hurt by that shot and tries to roll away, but Dawn slams a left into her stomach, then mounts her and punches her several times in the nose, mouth and eyes, pulls her arms away from her face, and licks her cheek before kneeing her again to her vagina. Beth reaches down to her crotch with her right hand, but manages to crack Dawn with a left hook and putting both feet on Dawn’s face, kick her back. As Dawn leans back in, Beth kicks her hard with both feet to her chest. Dawn is knocked on her back, but gets up quickly while Beth backs up and slowly rises. Beth and Dawn come together and Beth catches Dawn with a left hook to the jaw, but takes a hard submarine punch just below the navel, almost sending her down with an “ohhhh!!” Dawn grabs Beth under her armpits and bends her forward, beginning a series of knees where the knee hits Beth in the stomach and the thigh hits her in the chest. Dawn shoves Beth back, but the courageous little blonde grazes Dawn with a jumping sidekick to the side of her head, but once Beth’s feet touch the floor, she gets dropped with a punt to her crotch.

Beth- AUGHHH!!

Patty- That’s how ye fucking fight er, Dawn!

Beth lies in the corner in agony while Dawn smiles and raises her arms, letting the last ten seconds of round 1 tick off. Marie and Kayla rush in the cage and put a stool up. Marie helps Beth to her feet and Beth sits on the stool. Kayla dumps water on the back of Beth’s neck while Marie stares at her sister, who is coughing hard. Marie turns and sees Dawn watching, pointing and laughing at them.

Rachel- Dawn is Kayla’s sister, is she not?

Siena- Yes, she’s her younger sister.

Rachel- I can tell. Like Kayla, she only has one effective move and it is just as disgusting and unprofessional as she is.

Marie- Kayla, we have to stop this.

Supergirl- How many illegal shots is Dawn allowed before she gets even a warning?

Kayla- Look Beth, if that bitch kicks you to your pussy, you kick her back in her pussy.

Marie- Beth, I’m worried about you; I don’t want you in there taking unnecessary punishment. You have to move.

Beth- I was moving; hell, I was winning… and then she punched me between the legs.

Kayla- Then hit her back in her fucking pussy!

Marie- Kayla, are you okay?

Kayla- No; I’m not okay, okay? Beth, you’ve got to play dirty if you want to win.

Marie- You’re going to have to move more and continue to look for openings.

(Jessika- I wasn’t really telling Dawn anything, just reminding her of the little stuff. She knows how to fight, but she got sloppy in the first round.)

The bell rings and Dawn charges out, a full smile on her face as she hits Beth with a leg kick, buckling the shorter blonde, then snapping her head back with a right hand. Dawn swings a left hook, but Beth ducks under it and lands a jab to Dawn’s stomach, right above her navel. Dawn’s mouth makes an o shape and Beth hits her with a hard right hand to the same spot, gritting her teeth as she throws the punch. Dawn’s smile seems to disappear as the blow clearly caused her discomfort and she continues to follow Beth, who backs up, catches Dawn with a leg kick of her own, another hard right hand to her stomach, bending Dawn forward into a springing head butt that snaps her head back as she goes down from a sweep. Beth dives on Dawn from the side position, landing both knees into Dawn’s stomach and forcing a “whoosh!” from the black haired South African. Beth looks very angry and starts hammering Dawn’s face with punches; she gets in five good shots before Dawn brings her arms up to cover up. Beth yanks Dawn’s right arm down and wraps her legs around it, looking for an armbar, but Dawn pulls it forward, pulling Beth back into a mount position.

Beth uses that forward momentum to wrap her legs around Dawn’s neck and trap her arm as well, looking for a triangle choke, but Dawn uses her free left arm to slam a hard punch to Beth’s right side and force Beth to use her right leg to try to pin that arm down, giving Dawn enough room to buck Beth off of her, punch her in the crotch, forcing another “augh!” from the blonde, slip behind her, grab her stomach from behind with a belly claw, wrap her other arm around Beth’s neck and pull her into a seated position. Dawn locks her index finger inside of Beth’s navel and her other fingers on the soft flesh around and below it and squeezes.

Beth- AHHHHHHH!!!

Dawn wraps her legs around Beth’s legs and keeps the blonde in place. Beth and Dawn are facing Beth’s corner and Dawn is sticking her tongue out at Kayla and Marie, who are both looking devastated by what is happening to Beth. Dawn bites Beth’s ear and seems to be sucking on her earlobe as the blonde is trying hard to break free.

Supergirl- Fight out of it, Beth!

Dawn starts thrusting her body and making panting noises as if she’s humping Beth, then switches up and starts hitting her in the face from behind. Beth’s stomach is bruised and bleeding from the five nail cuts. Dawn punches Beth in the crotch from behind and lets her goes; Beth folds forward on her hands and knees and Dawn grabs her hair with one hand and her ass with the other and begins to drive hard knees into Beth’s aching left side. Beth gets up and sprints away from Dawn, who laughs and continues to stalk the little blonde, but Beth stops and throws a back kick that slams into Dawn’s stomach, forcing the air out of her with a loud “OOOUGH!!!!” as she doubles forward and pain covers her face long enough for Beth to drop her with a hard head kick. Beth dives in on the stunned brunette ready to finish the fight, but Dawn gets her knees up and Beth cries out in pain and they hit both her crotch and stomach and she rolls off of Dawn and tries to get back up. Everyone is silent as they continue to watch the back and forth.

Dawn pulls Beth up and punches her between the legs, buckling her, then lifts her off of her feet and into the cage wall with an uppercut to her navel. Beth falls into Dawn and Dawn picks the little blonde up, then power slams her hard. Dawn stands and smiles, wiping the sweat and Beth’s blood from her brow as she puts her hands behind her head and wiggles her hips, mocking Kayla, who sneers in disgust as Dawn steps on Beth’s stomach, then stands on it, then jumps, looking to drive her ass down on it, but Beth rolls quickly and Dawn comes down on the mat hard. Beth stands and slams a knee to the base of Dawn’s neck, then goes for a hard kick to the back of Dawn’s head, but the tall brunette goes into a split and Beth’s eyes widen as her leg sails over Dawn’s head, Dawn grabs the leg and looks to aim another punch to the vagina, but Beth jumps and kicks Dawn in the face with her other foot; blood squirts from Dawn’s nose as she lets out a “mmmppphhh!!!” and goes down on her back, her mouth open as Beth sticks her foot into Dawn’s mouth and gives her a taste of her little toes.

Beth mounts Dawn and starts throwing punches, but Dawn’s arms are up and she nails Beth in the face with a straight right hand. Beth pauses and Dawn hits her again with another straight right, then when Beth brings her arms up, Dawn sits up a bit and starts punching the little blonde’s stomach. Dawn grabs Beth by the back of her head and starts targeting that right side with lefts, then wraps her legs around Beth’s body and rolls herself to the top mount. Beth takes several hard shots to her face before covering up, but Dawn continues to pound away at her arms. The referee is watching very closely as Marie is in tears and Kayla has her hands on her head while Dawn continues the assault. Beth is cut over both her eyes, her nose and mouth are bleeding, but she manages to grab Dawn’s hands and Dawn just breaks the hold, grabs Beth’s hands and uses them to make Beth punch herself in the face. Dawn holds Beth’s hands and releases the body scissors, then scoots down Beth’s body and slams her head into Beth’s stomach, forcing an “OOUGH!” from the little blonde, then licks Beth’s bottoms with her long tongue and starts eating Beth out through the bikini.

Rachel- This is really disgusting me, Siena. Why are you letting it go on for this long?

Siena- Hey… you gotta have heart, right?

Rachel- That is not funny.

Siena- That’s what Marie said… maybe Beth will come back.

Christina- Next time you and I are in a ring together, Rachel, I’ll be eating you fat pussy; and you have a fat one; I remember squeezing it when I made you submit in my apartment.

Rachel stands and punches the 5’7” 140 lb curly black haired, blue eyed brown skinned Christina in the jaw, who goes out of her chair and to the floor with an “UnNnH!! Christina is Siena’s estranged daughter, but Siena just casually looks down at her and resumes watching the fight as Rachel storms over to Marie’s corner. Christina picks her chair up and hurls it at Rachel, who splits it in half with an axe kick. Security grabs Christina, but she seems to mow through them with a series of throws, punches and knees, making her way to Rachel, who is waiting for her with her hands on her hips.

Christina- I’m gonna fuck you up worse than ever for that, Rachel. I’m gonna melt in your mouth, you fucking cxnt!!

Finally, security grabs Christina from behind, around her waist, neck, and legs and carries her out. Christina is screaming and yelling profanity at Rachel.

Christina- I’m the fucking CEO of this fucking company!! Get your fucking hands off of me!!!

Rachel looks at Siena, who shrugs her shoulders. Meanwhile, Beth wraps her legs around Dawn’s neck in a leg scissors choke while Dawn was distracted with eating her out. Beth is really squeezing for all she’s got now and punching Dawn in the top of her head. Beth climaxes in humiliation, but that causes her legs to tighten more and Dawn is on the verge of passing out as the ref studies very closely. Beth rolls herself to being on top of Dawn and keeps control of her hands. The time in the round expires with Beth on top and the neck scissors in. Beth has to be pried off of Dawn by the referee because she won’t let go of the scissors. Then it’s realized that Dawn was holding Beth in place by freeing her right hand and using it to squeeze Beth’s vagina and punch her between the butt and crotch. Both fighters go to their corners looking exhausted.

Kayla turns and sees Rachel staring at her with her arms folded; the two women stare at each other for a few seconds, then turn their attention to the crying Marie and the hurting Beth.

Beth- Why are you crying, Marie? I think I may have won that round.

Rachel- You didn’t.

Kayla- Who the fuck asked you? In fact, who asked you to come in my corner and talk to my fighter, huh? Do you think I need you undermining me right now?

Marie- Stop it!! Just stop it!! If you two haven’t noticed, my sister has been taking a beating in there and she needs us! Put your egos aside for once!!

Kayla- Okay Marie…

Meanwhile, in Dawn’s corner…

Athena- Now Dawn, make sure you listen to Ms. Jessika. She trained you and she knows how to fight because she taught you how to fight and if you fight the way she taught you how to fight, you will win the fight.

Seka- Dawn… what the fuck are you doing in there?

Dawn- I’m having fun; that’s what I’m doing.

Seka- Looks like you’re getting your ass kicked by a Barbie doll.

Jessika- Look, I’m not gonna say but one thing… close the show. This is the last round.

Both fighters rise and the bell rings; they both come to the center and Dawn extends her glove to touch with Beth, but when Beth instinctively reaches back, Dawn nails her with a right hand to the nose, staggering her back and charges in, nailing her with a knee to her throat and pinning her against the cage, throwing lefts to Beth’s bruised up right side. Beth grabs Dawn by her waist and spins her with all her might, now Dawn’s back is against the cage. Beth forces Dawn up on her toes with repeated submarine rights to her stomach, forcing “oop” “oooh” “oof” and “umm” from Dawn as she looks into Beth’s eyes with pure pain and concern etched in her face. An uppercut to the chin buckles Dawn and Beth cracks her with a left hook to her jaw and doubles her over with a knee to the stomach. Beth looks for a guillotine, but when she jumps to wrap her legs around Dawn’s waist and pull her down, Dawn slips her head out from under Beth’s arm and shoves her down on her back, then stomps hard on Beth’s crotch, forcing a piercing “AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!” from the little blonde, then sits Beth up by dropping her knee across the blonde’s stomach, forcing a gagging “GOOOUUUUGGGGHHHH AHHH!!!” from her then throwing the hardest right hand she can throw to Beth’s jaw, forcing an “UUNNNHHHH!!!!” as Beth’s mouthpiece is sent flying and she is out instantly as her head bangs the mat. The ref jumps in just as Dawn punches Beth between the legs again and pulls her off.

Rachel- Wonderful coaching job, Kayla.

Rachel turns and walks away, just as Kayla draws back to take a swing at the Persian Wonder Woman, but Marie bumps Kayla and rushes to her sister’s side as Beth is given smelling salts to wake her up.

(Siena- That was a fucking fight; I give it to Beth. She took a lot of punishment and she kept coming back.)

(Jessika- Everything is even now and I’m happy, but Dawn could’ve lost that one… it’s good that she didn’t because she wasn’t expected to. I must admit; I felt a little sorry for Beth, but she got in the cage and she knew what could happen.)

Beth- What happened? Did I win? Did I do good?

Marie- You did great, Beth. You did--

Karin- No she didn’t. She got knocked the fuck out. I guess being a loser must really be appreciated in your family, huh Marie? Sort of like being a whore is appreciated in yours, Kayla.

Kayla looks at Karin and sneers. Karin points to her foot.

Karin- Uh uh. Can’t touch me because I’m one of your fighters and I’m hurt.

Kayla smiles and Karin smiles… then Kayla slaps Karin hard in the face and she falls, dropping her crutches and hitting the floor. PJ and Lisa pull her to her feet and PJ is smiling at Kayla and holding back her laughter as they carry Karin off, who throws a cursing fit. Jessika watches this with a devious smile on her face and glances at Seka.

Jessika- Did you see that?

Seka- I did.

Jessika- Do you like to beat the shit out of annoying blonde bitches who fake pussy foot injuries?

Seka- I do.

Jessika- Good. That’s my good little girl.

Seka- Don’t call me that; I’m a grown woman now.

Jessika- You’re only 18; I remember when I used to feed you and--

Seka- Stop it.

Seka walks away from Jessika and joins Dawn.

Supergirl- That was a real sound strategy, Dawn. Foul your opponent every time she starts winning.

Dawn- I was just trying to be like Kayla. She’s my role model, tee heeheheheeee!!!

Gemma- You’ll be paying the price soon enough, bitch.

Dawn- Don’t worry; now that we’re both in the quarters, I’ll beg the powers that be to make you my next victim, Gemma. That is, unless the Supercxnt is in too. Then, I’ll have some considering to do.

Next: It’s a star studded show as mutual enemy of Kayla, Marie, and Jessika, the leader of the IQs own egotistical mouth of the south Queen Samantha visits her sister Lisa and close friends Katora, while Rachel Apache’s estranged sister, Lady Jasmine observes both teams training techniques. Jessika picks the next fight, while the tension among the fighters only intensifies as Karin, Athena, and Dawn continue to annoy the others and one fighter threatens to quit the show.

[~Rox Erotique~]

Damn!!! great back and forth action!!!

I actually feel sorry for Marie B! (but only a little... she's still dead meat... Grrr...) and Dawn needs to be put down! Some great emotion in there too, you really felt it when Marie B was crying and hurting for her sister put was powerless to stop it. great stuff howard!

x G x

[Marie B.]

...... you really felt it when Marie B was crying and hurting for her sister put was powerless to stop it.

I'm never powerless, Gemma.

I'm the toughest girl in female fighting!......and I wasn't crying; I was peeling onions.

Grrrrrr.........



Marie

[Kayla]

Damn!!! great back and forth action!!!

Indeed!!! And I hate to admit of my own sister that she's turned into a real bitch!  Must be Jessie's influence? 

Don't worry Marie & Gemma, our team will get her good & make the slut pay back in pain & humiliation in triple! Grrr! 

Hmmm, also see there's tension building between me & Rachel with her constant chirping & baiting ... Oh well!

Hugs
Kayla

[howardcosell]

New Episode

Marie is in a wrestling ring and is whipped hard to the corner. The little blonde’s chest slams into the turnbuckle and her tattooed 5’10” 150 lb bluish black haired opponent slams a clothesline into her back as Marie goes down on her knees in the corner. The taller brown skinned girl turned Marie to a seated position in the corner and starts stomping her face and chest, then flips her off and proceeds to stomp her stomach. From their seats, the girls can hear the commentator’s voice.

“And now Jolene Rictor continues to stomp down on the little Canadian scrapper… Marie’s in real trouble now; the Jolene Rictor she fought years ago is no more and is replaced by a woman who has continued to improve as she has had a dominating reign as the 2010 Queen of the Ring and is looking to add the OPW Television Title to her resume. And that scathing interview that Kimberly Chaucer conducted with Jolene has only added fuel to her fire. Remember folks, provided she survives this match, Marie B. will defend the OPW Television Title against Alicia Christmas in a Seattle Street Fight at OPW Trial By Fire, but the way this match is going, one has to wonder if Marie will even make it to trial by fire. Look at those vicious stomps by Jolene!”

(Siena- I decided it would be a good idea to let the girls come to an OPW show and see how things are done. The Ultimate Catfighter is being filmed in Los Angeles, my city, but we had one of our weekly live OPW Mayhem television shows on Venice Beach… I love giving free shows, especially on the beach. The girls were having a good time; there was a lot of drinking and shit talking and stuff, but it didn’t seem like there was any bad blood or anything… not that I was monitoring the bitches, I mean shit, I have a fucking show to run. And before anyone asks me, NO I didn‘t let any of them go backstage.)

Jolene whips Marie to the ropes, but when the blonde comes back, she nails Jolene with a dropkick, sending the Aztec to the mat. Jolene gets up quickly, but is doubled over with a boot to the gut, then Marie hooks on a guillotine, but the blonde is nailed from behind with a chair by the 5’9” 160 lb massively large boobed, green eyed, scantly clad redheaded Vixxxen. Marie falls forward and Vixxxen turns her over, then drops the weight of her crotch down on Marie’s face as the 5’8” 140 lb lemon blonde haired hazel eyed Justine Credible climbs the top rope and knocks Jolene to the mat with a flipping sidekick to the face. The boos get very loud as the 5’9” 144 lb long curly redheaded honey skinned aqua green eyed half Honduran half Creole and older sister to Lisa known as Queen Samantha enters the ring with a microphone, then stands over Jolene while Vixxxen keeps Marie pinned down.

Vixxxen- We interrupt your regularly scheduled match to give you the following message.

Justine- IQs in the motherfuckin’ houssssssssssssssssse!!!! (crowd boos loudly)

Samantha- Los Angeles, Los Angeles… sucks dick! Every time I come to this shitty ass city, you people boo me, you boo my fellow Infinite Queens, but you cheer two-faced bitches like these two! Well, enough of that. See, we came out here for two things; one is to say hi to little Marie. (leaning over Marie) Hi, you little bitch; remember me? I want a match with you. I can’t get enough of listening to your little phony ass cry and piss and moan and groan and all that shit. I know you won’t accept my challenge; I know you don’t have the guts to quote this and respond… I want a final match to end all the unfinished business between you and me. That’s right, Marie; I want closure. I want a best 2 out of 3 falls match with the stipulation being that all three falls are Win By Verbal Submission. A best 2 out of 3 I Quit Match at Armageddon this year. But you’re too much of a little chicken shit to accept it. And you, Jolene the traitor… bitch, you’ll never be Queen of the Ring because that title belongs to ME. Yeah, I won it in 2007, and Sage won it in 2008; Alicia Christmas FINALLY won it in 2009, and you won it this year… but I’m the Queen, bitch! And I always will be!

The EMTs rush to ringside and pull Marie and Jolene out. Jolene is bleeding badly from her face.

Justine- Wait a minute, Sam… I heard Siena brought some girls in from that show… you know, that show about female fighting.

Vixxxen- Sex and the City?

Justine- No Vixxxen, that show about the women in the house fighting.

Vixxxen- The Real House cxntlickers of Pussyville?

Justine- No, I can’t remember the name of it.

Vixxxen- Ohhhhh, I know the show. The Ultimate Cateater.

Justine- It’s Catfighter, Vicky. So, the contestants for Ultimate Catfighter are in the audience tonight. Well, a fine ’fuck you all, you dumb ass bitches’ to each and every one of you so-called fighters competing on that show.

Samantha- Hey now, Justine; there are three girls who are actually worth a shit. Dawn is the truth and she showed that by beating the shit out of Marie’s twin sister. Lisa is my little sister and she beat Marie when she was only 12, and of course, my home girl and training partner Katora is there to show her skills. But some of these other girls… Patty McNally… and then the one who always wants to fight everybody… Gemma Rox (Vixxxen and Justine start laughing). I heard a rumor that Gemma would be willing to fight me… bitch, who the fuck are you? You think because you beat Marie and Kayla in some underground tag match that you can hang with me? I’m the Queen, bitch! I’ll tear those skulls off your tits and use them for cup warmers and I’ll knock your fuckin’ highlights straight, you fuckin’ cxnt. You think Spud put a beating on your little ass; you fuck around with me, I’ll stomp your fuckin’ tattooed ass in the ground so hard, you’ll be considered graffiti. Little kids will think you’re a fuckin’ hopscotch.

Justine- In other words, Gemma Rox, you don’t open your mouth about somebody you don’t know. And if you try me, I’ll just kick your teeth down your throat with some Sweet Chin Music. And then there’s Shinobi… you know, I heard this girl was so good.

Vixxxen- She sure does look like she’s good. When we beat her and get ready to fuck her, we’ll need to give her some of that Appalachian Sensation Anal Lubrication Application and she’ll be cumming like a geyser.

Justine- I don’t feel like I’ve been challenged and your little ass doesn’t look like you’d be much of one either. We’ve had so many potential matches fall through because people got their little feelings hurt, but we’re going back to just calling out the dumb ones because the smart ones know they’ll get their asses kicked. And that’s goes for Athena too.

Samantha- Yeah, I hate a bitch who talks and doesn’t fight. Athena dominates one little country that’s known for eating goat meat and bitches who look like Yanni and smell like yaks.

Vixxxen- So, are we gonna have an orgy after you guys are through talking?

Justine- Remember bitches, you don’t want to come to OPW because we will fuck you up. Now, that’s not just the best, that’s not just the coolest, that’s Justine Credible!

The IQ’s exit the ring, only to get attacked by Kayla, who rushes the ring with a chair, to many cheers from fans. Samantha avoids Kayla, but Justine takes three shots to her head, a thrust to her stomach, and Kayla knocks her down with a shot to the back of the head.

Kayla- Hey Sam, how about you and me, one more time… tonight!

Samantha- Nah, you’ve been losing on your little show; I don’t want your team to see both their coaches get their asses kicked by me. But you’ll get your rematch, Kayla. Just remember how one-sided your ass-kicking was the last time you fought me.

By the time the show ended, with the reluctant pair of Glory and Rachel winning a tag team match against Alicia Christmas and Maya, most of the girls were drunk. Dawn was naked on the beach and taunting anyone who came near. Seka was being restrained by Athena and Jessika while Dawn continued to taunt her.

Dawn- Come on, Sekaaaaa! Give it to me right in my pussy like you used to!

Seka- Bitch, I’m not in the mood for your shit.

Jessika- What the hell happened?

Seka- The bitch grabbed my pussy; I don’t play that shit… I fuck her; she doesn’t fuck me.

(Jessika- Dawn was a little excited about her win and she starts grabbing on Seka; I’ve known both these girls their whole lives, so I know they’ll kiss and make up, but it’s still kinda annoying trying to control them.)

Ultimately, the girls were sent home. When they get home, Karin, who stayed, is upstairs crying with the television on. Her foot is in a cast now. The only other girl who stayed home was Beth, who took a bunch of pain medicine and went to bed.

Lisa- What’s wrong, Karin?

Karin- Fucking Drew Brees and the fucking Saints!

PJ- What?

Karin- We lost to the Cleveland Browns!! We lost to the fucking Browns!!! How the fuck did that dumb motherfucker throw four interceptions?! We’re the fucking defending champions!! They’ve got one win and four fucking losses!! Their punter had 20 more rushing yards than our running back!! We lost to the sorry ass Browns wahahahahahaaaaah!!!!

Lisa (looking at PJ)- That was a week ago. It’s got to be the pain medicine.

PJ- I’ll get her some sleep medicine or else we won’t be getting any sleep.

Lisa- It’s okay, Karin; my Dolphins aren’t doing any better.

PJ- Yeah Karin, at least you’ve got a football team back home in New Orleans. We don’t have one here in Los Angeles. I have to root for the Lakers and the Dodgers.

Karin- And Marie, walking around grinning with that fucking Eli Manning jersey on… fuck the fucking Giants!!

PJ- Yeah! Go Rangers!

Karin- That’s not the same Giants!

PJ- I’m trying to be funny.

Karin- Look at my foot, PJ. I tried to walk on it and hit it on the wall and now, my toe is purple!! How could you make fun of me?

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Meanwhile downstairs, Dawn is still walking around naked with a bottle of champagne, dousing herself in it, singing loudly, and mocking anyone who comes near.

Dawn- I’m the fucking best fighter and fucker in this motherfucking house. Who can beat me? None of you bitches! Tee hee, me hee, see me, eat me!! Beth, Beth, there ain’t much of you left, Seka, Seka, I’ll make your pussy weaka, Gemma, Gemma, dontcha wish your waist was slimma, Athena, Athena, you act like you really need some weena, Jonica, Jonica, I’ll make you scream when I’m fuckin’ ya, Katora, Katora, I’ll use your hair to mop the floora, Misty, Misty, why you haven’t kissed me? Kayla, Kayla, if we fight, big sis, I’m gonna slay ya, Candace, Candace, eat me out right now ‘cause I demand it, Hood, Hood--

Katora- What did you say?

Dawn- Is there a matter?

Katora- Look, we’re on the same team, okay? But I don’t appreciate you talking about me and if you do it again, I’m gonna make your head spin. How you like my rhyming?

Dawn steps really close to the Cuban with the curly black hair. At 5’9” Dawn towers over the 5’3” Katora, but Katora just stares up at her.

Dawn- Whatcha gonna do, Kitty Kat? You want to suck on my tits? You wanna eat my pussy? You want to lick my asshole?

Katora- I really want to punch you right in your fucking mouth; that’s what I want to do.

Dawn- Go for it. You have my permission. Well… let’s see what you’ve--- UNNHH!!

Katora cracks Dawn with a hard left hook to her chin, sending the raven-haired South African crashing to the floor. Dawn tried to fall on the couch, but because of her intoxication, she missed it.

Dawn- Okay, Katty Cakes. That was really hard; I’m impressed… but you made me waste that good champagne I was drinking, so that means I’m gonna have to kick your fat ass and smoke it like one of those cigars your wonderful country is known for.

Lisa grabs Katora and holds her back as Dawn gets up. Katora is furious and is ready to fight as Seka steps in front of Dawn.

Seka- What the fuck is wrong with you?

Dawn- What did I do now?

Seka- You’ve got to go and piss off the fighters on our team too?

Dawn- There are no fucking teams. There can only be one winner and that’s gonna be me.

Seka- I beg to differ.

Dawn- So, does that mean I have to fight you now?

Seka- Not yet, but you better pray you don’t have to. Now, go to the bedroom and wait for me.

Dawn and Seka stare at each other, and then Dawn goes upstairs. Seka approaches Katora.

Seka- She doesn’t know what she’s doing.

Katora- She’ll be losing teeth next time. I want to fight; tell your mother I want to fight. I’m tired of this.

Seka- Jessika is not my--

Katora- Tell her I want to fight! Or else, I’ll tell her myself and it won’t be nice. I’ve been playing the game by her rules. I’ve been training and sparring and putting up with all this bullshit! I’m ready to fight! When she picks the next fight tomorrow, my name better be said.

Seka- (sighing) I have no control over that. I’m going to bed. But you’re not the only one who wants to fight, okay?

The girls all sleep and in the morning, they gather for the fight announcement. Marie and Kayla are there, with Kayla rubbing Marie’s aching shoulders while Dawn is pointing and sticking her tongue out at Marie, Kayla, and bandaged Beth. Siena is flanked by the 5’9” 140 Angelina Jolie look-a-like and estranged sister to Rachel Apache, Lady Jasmine Raheid and the 5‘10” 174 lb Laila Ali . Jasmine has her long wavy black hair in a ponytail, her green eyes glowing and her seductive lips smiling as she is dressed in a black tank top, black pants and sneakers, while the daughter of the greatest heavyweight boxer to ever live has her hair cornrowed and is dressed in a grey wind suit and white Nikes.

Siena- First of all, Christina is training one of her apprentices for a fight, so she could not be here today. As some of you may have heard, OPW signed former Olympic gold medalist track star, former steroid user and former prison inmate, Marion Jones to a developmental deal, similar to the one we’ve got Trish Stratus under. While Marion is currently training for her debut and cannot be here, I’d like to introduce you to two legends of their respective sports. You obviously know Laila Ali; Jessika definitely knows who this woman is because not only is she the undefeated female heavyweight boxing champion in the world, though really, she’s just a light-heavyweight, she beat Jessika in a boxing match a few years ago. And of course, Jasmine… what can I say about this girl? Entered the Female Fighting Hall of Fame at 22 years old, never lost a match by submission, never injured an opponent, has held more titles and has more title reigns than anyone in history and is only 27 years old. Not to mention, she fought Jessika when Jessika entered the Female Fighting Hall of Fame. Laila and Jasmine will be observing you guys today at your training sessions. They won’t offer any advice; they will just watch, and they will serve as guest judges for the next fight and they will judge it right down the middle, heh heh.

Laila- Yeah, so you better not get smart, or else, I’ll have to give you the beat down.

Jasmine- I’m looking forward to seeing you ladies in action. I hold no ill will towards any of you, and I promise I will judge the fight based on who I feel has truly won.

Siena- Now, Jessika, you get to pick the next fight.

Jessika steps forward.

Jessika- We’ve decided that the next fight will be Seka vs. Karin.

Katora- What? Madre de Dios, man!

Jessika- What’s wrong with you?

Katora- How long are you going to play favorites?

Jessika- I have no idea what you’re talking about.

Katora- I am ready to fight; I have been waiting to fight now since the show started. When are you going to let me fight?

(Misty- Katora puts up a front like she’s so quiet, but she’s a whiner. I think she’s jealous that I fought before she did, but that’s just too bad.)

(Kayla- It was nice to see some dissention on Jessika’s team, for a change.)

Athena- What are you doing, Katora? Ms. Jessika has picked the fights perfectly; why won’t you just wait your turn?

Katora- Speak when spoken to, child. I am not here to suck up to anybody, but I am a lady and I am a straight forward person. I cook for all of you; I clean up your dirty dishes and mop up all the mess you leave on the floor and I don’t complain about it. I want to fight because I came here to fight, not take care of you and watch you talk about fighting or watch you fight one another.

Jessika- Well, it’s my decision and I said Seka will fight next.

Katora- If I don’t fight; then I QUIT! I’m tired of all of this bullshit! I tried to keep my composure, but you have all these little suck-ups hovering around you and all I do is do my work. It’s like I’m not even here; I teach martial arts; you don’t come and talk to me about anything. I am ready to fight.

Seka approaches Jessika and whispers something in her ear. The two walk a few feet away from everyone else and seem to be looking at each other and discussing something off to the side while Katora stands, fuming at both of them.

Jonica- Katora, are you pregnant?

Katora- What?

Jonica- You’re acting like you’re pregnant. 

Dawn- Or maybe it’s your time of the month.

Athena- You should be ashamed of yourself, undermining Ms. Jessika like this.

Katora- If anybody wants to get in that cage and run your little mouths, we can go right now.

Jonica- All I’m saying is that this isn’t like you. You’re usually the one trying to calm us down, in your own way. Just relax; you’ll get your chance.

Jessika- Okay everybody, there’s been a change. Katora will be fighting Karin.

(Jessika- It’s not that I don’t like Katora or that I don’t know how talented she is. It’s just that we have a plan and I have match-ups picked out that are now changed because of her belly-aching. And she wasn’t coming to me to ask to be a co-trainer either, so she can’t put it all on me. I’ve got eight fighters on this team and several others who I’m training outside of this show, like Victoria. Katora should know as a fellow teacher that you can’t devote all your attention to one student.)

Seka- (looking at Katora) Don’t say I never did anything for you. You wanted to fight, now you can.

Karin- (looking at Jessika) Uhm… excuse me, you old crusty bitch. That’s not fair! I can’t fight; I’m injured! Marie made Rachel Apache injure my ankle! You can’t put me in there with her until I’m healthy. Marie, Kayla, do something!

PJ- (looking at her mother) Mom, she is hurt. She was crying all last night, and not even about relevant stuff.

Karin- You didn’t have to tell her all that, Pamela.

Siena- Okay, Jessika, we’ll give Karin some additional time to heal. But she’s got to be ready to go for the next fight, if she’s picked. You’ll have to select someone else off Marie’s team.

Jessika- Damn Siena, you changed things up on me.

Siena- Well, I figured you had your match-ups planned out anyway.

Spud- Can I fight again?

Siena- No… but I like that. Even from you, Candace Spud. Don’t count yourself out; that’s good. Okay Jessika, let’s hear your pick.

Katora- Karin, you’re a fucking loser, man! I come here to fight; you come here to milk your little injury! Why won’t you fight me, Karin? I thought you’re supposed to be Ms. Bionic Karin?

Karin- I’m hurt, okay? Otherwise, I’d kick your fat little ass!

Hood- How can her ass be fat and little?

Lisa steps forward.

Lisa- I would like to fight Katora.

Katora’s face turns to a frown as Lisa looks at her and smiles.

Marie- That’s not your call, Lisa. That’s up to Jessika.

Jessika- We’ll go ahead and pick Lisa. The fight will be Katora vs. Lisa.

Siena- Ah, that’s what I like. Two people who’ve been friends for years getting in the cage and beating the crap out of each other. Beautiful. Okay, today we’ll do things differently with the training. Both teams will use the facility at the same time. There’s enough space here and enough equipment and you can take turns using the cage if you can‘t share.

Dawn- Can we beat up… oops, I mean spar with girls on the other team?

Siena- Ask your coaches. I’m outta here.

Siena leaves as Katora and Lisa stare at each other.

Katora- Lisa, what are you thinking? Samantha is one of my closest friends; you’re her sister. Why would you volunteer to fight me?

Lisa- I think I can beat you. I’ve seen you fight; I’ve been to your classes and I know your soft spots. I can beat you.

Katora- If you think I’m supposed to go easy on you--

Lisa- You will. You definitely will ease up on me because you’ve known me since I was a child, and then, I’ll beat you. I can see it in your face; you’re losing to me already.

Lisa looks down at the shorter Katora and fires a hard punch just below Katora’s brass knuckle belt buckle, slamming deep into her stomach as Katora’s eyes widen, she folds over, lets out an “OOF!!” and crumbles to the ground in a fetal position, coughing and holding her stomach. Lisa waves at Jessika and walks to a grappling dummy as Jessika stands over Katora.

Jessika- Well, you did say you wanted to fight. Look at it this way; you know she’s not your friend; she’s your opponent. C’mon Kat, breathe. Sit up, raise your arms above your head and breathe.

Marie looks at Lisa and the tall redhead glares back at the shorter blonde.

Marie- What was that all about?

Lisa- That was me making a statement. I’m here to win; you doubted me when I came to spar with you, remember? I beat you so badly, I made you lick between my toes for two hours… and I was only 12 years old and you were 19. Then Samantha, my big sis… I made her quit and cry too. And I picked both of you. I can beat Katora; she’s known me for years and she loves me. But I fight to win and to better myself. I will fight family; I will fight friends and I’ll fight you if you don’t get out of my way.

Lisa shoves Marie. Marie immediately shoves Lisa back.

Marie- Just remember, Lisa, you’re not a child anymore.

Lisa- Yeah, but every time you look at me, you remember how I beat you. I can see it in your eyes.

Kayla- Hi Lisa. Get started with your training.

Lisa makes a kissy face at Marie, winks at Kayla, and makes her way to the cage, where Gemma is waiting to spar with her. As training wears on, Siena’s assistant, Paige, comes and announces that the fight will take place tonight. After training, which is surprisingly uneventful, the girls head back home to change, then back to the gym. When they enter, they notice the gym is set up to resemble a haunted house, with fake spider webs, coffins, and all sorts of dry ice and strobe lights and crazy stuff. Siena is dressed as Marilyn Monroe and her estranged daughter, Christina Munoz, is dressed as Elvira.

Siena- Trick or treat, bitches. Nice to see everyone got the memo and you all are in costumes.

Laila Ali is sitting down, dressed as a witch, and Jasmine is dressed as Lara Croft. Glory is back, wearing blonde wig and in a gold one piece with her pedicured feet bare as she is going as the tallest Marie B. ever, getting a huge laugh from the little blonde. Off to the side stands Rachel Apache, dressed as Wonder Woman, complete with tiara, bracelets, and lasso, and constantly checking her costume to make sure that her breasts are covered and that her blue star-studded bottoms aren‘t riding up. Marie, who is dressed as an angel, and Beth, dressed as Tinkerbell, go up to her.

Marie- Wow, Rachel! Your costume is great; you look just like her!

Rachel- (whispering) Do my tights make my butt look big?

Marie- Let me check. (blushing) Nope. You’ve got plenty of long black hair to cover your butt.

Kayla walks up in her costume. She is dressed as Rachel Apache, with a purple sports bra, purple shorts, and white sneakers. She smiles broadly at Rachel and wiggles her hips.

Rachel- You’re out of character.

Kayla- Wow, Wonder Woman, you look so good and so strong. May I feel your incredibly ample bosom?

Rachel- You try it and I’ll tie you with my magic lasso.

Kayla- Ooh, I like that. Then maybe you can take me for a ride on your invisible jet.

Beth- Ahem, look who just walked in.

Samantha, dressed as a female devil with a tight red leather one piece, thigh high heels, horns, a tail, and a red whip walks in and takes a seat next to Christina.

Rachel- You two are definitely opposites. You came as an angel; she came as a devil.

Siena- Samantha will be the third judge for our fight.

Samantha- Yeah, I’m looking forward to seeing who’s fighting.

Siena- And I’m looking forward to seeing your face when you find out.

[howardcosell]

The 5’3” 135 lb Cuban with long curly black hair, blue eyes, and an hourglass figure known as Katora “The Cure” Sanchez comes out first, dressed in a white gi with a black belt tied in the traditional knot and she has her small feet bare. She looks very serious as she gets in the cage.

(Katora- I’ve been fighting my entire life. I came here from Cuba and fought my way to where I am today and I still have a long way to go. I went back and fought in kickboxing; I fight all these stereotypes of us Cubanas and women and fight within myself to deal with my own traumas. I used to want to just let it all go and life to be happy, but it doesn’t matter; I am a fighter. Life is a battle, you know. Every day is a fight, in some way, so you have to accept it.)

Samantha- That’s my girl, Katora!! Skeleton Crew in the housssse!!

Lisa “The Killer Queen” Pritchard is 5’9” 140 lbs, with long curly red hair, honey skin, and aqua green eyes. She is dressed like her nickname, the Teen Titans character Starfire, in a light purple one piece with an oval opening in the middle to show off her honey stomach and outie navel. She’s smiling like she knows something as she kicks her purple boots off and gets into the cage.

Samantha- What the fuck is this? My best friend against my baby sister? Siena, have you lost your fucking mind?

Siena- Jessika did it, not me. Now pay attention, Samantha darling; you’ll be helping Jasmine and Laila judge this one.

Jessika is dressed as a Viking warrior woman, complete with a real sword and shield and stands with Athena, who is dressed in a toga and sandals. The bell rings and Katora comes out looking to touch hands with Lisa, but the taller redhead immediately goes for a takedown. Katora backs up and circles, avoiding the takedown and Lisa pursues. Lisa continues to smile at the smaller woman and throws a sidekick that Katora blocks with her arms, then shoots in for the takedown, but Katora judo throws her away only for Lisa to cartwheel, charge back in and throw punches that Katora squats low to avoid.

(Jasmine- I was surprised to see Katora come out so cautiously. I’ve seen her in sparring and she charges out like a whirling dervish. At the same time, Lisa is supposed to be more relaxed and locking for counters like I do when I am fighting; that’s what I heard about her, but she was more aggressive. It seemed like they had reversed roles.)

(Misty- I could see by Katora’s start that she was letting her friendships with Lisa and Samantha affect her strategy. And Lisa knew it and was fighting to beat her. I don’t blame her.)

Lisa throws a kick that hits Katora high on her right side, forcing a startled “aye!”from the Cuban, and because she is squatting, it knocks her down on her butt. Lisa immediately dives in and Katora wrestles to get to a seated position and get back to her feet. Lisa manages to force Katora on her back and lands some hard shots to her ribs until Katora brings her legs up on either side of Lisa‘s waist and vices her sides. Lisa yanks Katora’s arms away from her face and lands a shot to the nose, smiling as the Cuban grimaces and yelps in pain. Kat locks her legs around Lisa’s waist, but doesn’t squeeze them and Lisa rolls herself out of it, controlling Kat’s wrists as the smaller woman tries to sit up. Lisa seems to have control on the ground, but in a burst of energy, Katora rolls on her back, places her feet on Lisa’s bare stomach and monkey flips her off and gets to her feet.

Kayla- She can’t fight on the ground, Lisa. You owned her on the ground.

Lisa- (smiling) I know. I’m beating you, Katora.

Katora’s eyes widen as she looks at her young opponent, but her head snaps back and she lets out an “unnh!” as Lisa hits her with a hard jab, lets out a loud “Aye!” as Lisa jabs her stomach hard, then Lisa ducks low, tackles her, lifts her up and slams all 135 lbs of Katora hard to the mat. Lisa quickly crosses Kat’s body to gain side control, slams a hard forearm across Kat’s forehead and slams another left into her stomach. Lisa gains a full mount on Katora and locks her legs with Kat’s while hitting her stomach with the left hand and forearming her with her right arm. Katora is hurting and moaning loudly with her eyes closed and is switching from reaching for her stomach and her face. Lisa focuses on Katora’s right leg, locking both of her legs around it and twisting it, forcing an “Ah!” from Katora. Katora desperately turns hard to her side, but Lisa starts hammering her chin with punches and folds her over with a hard left to the stomach, digging in and forcing a loud “OOF!” from the sexy Cuban. Lisa continues to slams lefts into the stomach and Kat’s eyes are still closed. Lisa cracks Katora with a right hand to her jaw while undoing the belt to Katora’s gi and yanking the jacket open to reveal Katora‘s large breasts covered in a black bra and her soft brown stomach.

Dawn- (dressed as the biblical Eve with only three small green leaves to cover her nipples and crotch and mocking Katora’s voice) You’re losing mannnnn!!! You’re not fighting, you knowwwwwww?!!

Lisa sticks her hand down the front of Katora’s pants, but the smaller girl manages to roll onto her stomach. Lisa sit on her back and starts throwing punches at the back of Kat’s head with Kat covering up, then going to her hands and knees with Lisa locking on a body scissors from behind, then rolling Katora onto her back. Lisa snakes her arms around Katora’s neck and locks on a rear naked choke with a body scissors. Lisa appears to have the hold locked on tight and Katora is throwing punches back, her first offense of the fight, in deep trouble as Lisa has a calm smile.

Katora- Ohhhhhh…oooh…

The body scissors is clearly draining the strength from Kat as her soft sides and stomach are being compacted. Katora hurts Lisa with a punch that hits just above her eyebrow and another that hits her nose. Lisa immediately lets go of Katora, who gets to her feet. Lisa stands and looks a bit concerned as she cautiously approaches Katora, who takes her white gi jacket off, folds it and places it next to the belt, bows to her clothes, all the while watching Lisa, then raises her fists and comes forward. Katora’s white martial arts pants are well above her navel, as is her waistline, and she bends her legs to make her body a smaller target; she already has a short waist from her hourglass figure. Lisa backs up and Katora has fire in her eyes as she jumps in and fires a leg kick that hurts Lisa’s right leg and causes her to lift it off the ground. Katora kicks the same leg while it’s off the mat, then fires a kick to the left leg that almost drops Lisa; Lisa tries to come forward and grab Kat, but Kat slams a hard three punch combo to Lisa’s ribs, folding the younger girl over as Lisa dodges a head kick that would’ve ended the fight.

Lisa throws another kick at Katora’s body, but Katora sidesteps it, slams a left hook into the thigh of the leg, then drops Lisa with a right cross to her jaw. Lisa rolls as soon as she hits the mat and looks to lock Katora’s legs up with her own to pull her down, but Katora backs up and lets Lisa stand back up.

(Glory- Katora’s a smart chick. She saw that she couldn’t beat Lisa on the ground and wouldn’t go back down there. You’ve got to have enough humility to realize when your opponent has an advantage over you in an area and maximize your own chances to win by negating that advantage.)

(Laila Ali- Katora is short and she has those Cuban curves, but damn, she is strong. In fact, both those girls were strong.)

Lisa sighs and circles, but Katora charges in, hammering Lisa’s ribs with hard hooks, forcing the younger girl to fold over and cover up, then dropping her with a hard kick to her left side. Lisa is hurt, but she tries to take Katora down, only to have Kat knee her in the left side, making the younger girl wince, but Lisa gets her arms around Katora and forces the shorter, hourglass of kick ass down on her back and starts punching her sides and locking her legs up.  

Patty- (with her body painted as a rainbow leading to a pot of gold drawing on her panties) Kick ‘er in the pussy, Kat!

Katora bucks hard and rolls Lisa over onto her own back and pries herself free of Lisa’s light grip, forcing herself out of the hold before Lisa can lock up the body scissors. A frustrated Lisa looks up at the clock and sees that the round is almost over, so she stands and goes at Katora fast. Katora’s eyes widen and she stumbles, then plants her feet, throws a straight right that hits Lisa to the solar plexus, freezing her.

Lisa- Uh!

Lisa is trying to breathe and can’t even cough, so she never sees the kick that hits her temple and knocks her cold as she falls face first to the mat, right at the bell. The doctor rushes into the cage to check on her as Katora stands angrily staring at Jessika. Samantha rushes towards Jessika as fast as she can in her high heels.

Samantha- You fuckin’ bitch!!

Jessika- Unnhh!! Bitch!!

Samantha staggers Jessika with a right cross as Jessika grabs Sam’s long curly red hair.

Samantha- Let go of my hair! Fight me straight up.

Jessika- I just wanted to get you close.

(Gemma- (dressed as Charlie Chaplin) I wanted to ask Samantha what the hell her problem was after she badmouthed me at the OPW event, but then I saw her fighting with Jessika and that brought a smile to my face. I was hoping it would end in a double knock out.)

Jessika lets go of the hair just as Seka, who says she is dressed as the singer she looks like, Rhianna with a short fishnet top and a black miniskirt, jumps in and slams a hard right hand to Sam’s ribs, folding her over with an “ahhh!!” Jessika hits Sam in the face with uppercuts and Samantha covers up with both hands, but Dawn (who was Samantha’s sparring partner for her fight with Kayla and got to be pretty cool with her) grabs Sam from behind and pulls her into a full nelson while Seka starts working over Sam’s sensitive stomach. Dawn feels a tap on her shoulder.

“Knock knock.”

Two brown fists slam on either side of Dawn’s head; she drops and lets Sam go. As Dawn falls, Katora is standing behind her, fuming at Jessika. Samantha faces Seka and nails her with a hard right hand to her nose, which starts bleeding immediately. Seka staggers, but angrily goes at Sam, who backs up and lands two more hard right hands to the nose and a front kick to Seka‘s stomach, forcing air from the tall brown skinned South African with a “whoooosh!!” Seka straightens herself back up, licks the blood off her lips and flicks her tongue at Sam. Jessika moves in, but Katora stands in front of her coach.

Katora- One on one.

Seka- I’ve been wanting at you for a long fucking time, Queen.

Sam- If I kick your ass, that’ll be the third South African bitch to fall to me. Come and get me.

Christina steps in the middle of the four women.

Christina- This shit is over. It’s fucking over right fucking now. Samantha, you’re my girl, but I can’t have you here fighting with the fucking coaches and fighters.

Samantha- She put my sister in with Katora! Katora knocked Lisa out cold! There’s no way Lisa should’ve been in there against--

Christina- Lisa chose to fight on this show. She volunteered to fight Kat. I wasn’t there to see it, Sam, but she did volunteer. She knew what she was getting into when she signed up and she did really well. But you’re gonna have to realize that your little sister isn’t so little anymore.

Sam and Katora hug each other and look into each other’s eyes.

Katora- She’ll be fine, but I had to take her out. I didn’t have any choice. She’s not used to getting hit and I wasn’t going to wrestle with her. I didn’t hit her in the stomach and I didn‘t try to injure her.

Sam- I saw, I understand, and I appreciate it. I just wish it hadn’t have been you.

Siena- Congratulations to Katora… now, I know you guys are having fun at our wonderful Halloween party, but I’ve got another surprise for you. Jessika, you will pick the next fight now, and then, we’ll have it.

Jessika- That’s easy. Seka vs. Karin.

PJ- (dressed as Cindi Lauper, complete with fake multicolored wig and tiara) Mommmm, Karin’s injured.

Siena- Sweetie, I said that Karin had until the next fight to be healthy… well, the next fight is in ten minutes. Where the hell is Karin?

Marie- I think she went to the locker room with Lisa. I’ll go get her ready.

Jessika- Seka, are you ready?

Seka- Fucking hell yes! I’ve been waiting for my shot. I wanted Supergirl though, but I’ll take whatever you give me.

Jessika- Like I told Pussy Kat earlier, I call the shots on this team. Hold still while I see what I can do about you nose bleeding. How’s your air?

Seka- Samantha got me good with that kick, but I’m okay, just a little winded. I’ve got to get in there against her one day, just to beat her and honor you.

Jessika- Don’t worry about that right now. Get ready for this fight.

Dawn- Uhhh… I’ve got a headache… shit… what happened?

Seka- Katora knocked you out.

Dawn- She did? Oh, just another bitch to add to my list of potential opponents for the quarters, since you know, I’m in because I kicked Beth’s ass, tee hee!

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Seka “The Destroyer” Hannibal is 5’9” 140 lbs, with black hair and naturally blue eyes and looks like the singer Rhianna. Because it’s Halloween, she is dressed in a short fishnet top, showing off her smooth brown stomach with a small Vick’s cough drop shaped innie navel, with a black bra under the top, and a miniskirt. She removes her boots as she gets into the cage.

(Seka- I’m coming to win and there’s nothing and no one that can stop me. I look at every girl in this house and I’m constantly sizing them up.)

“Bionic” Karin Cumberland is 5’7” 130 lbs with long blonde hair and blue eyes. Karin is dressed as Britney Spears, complete with a red and black cheerleading outfit with the skirt pulled up well above her navel while her tight black shorts are showing from underneath, as is her style.

(Karin- I’m limping… but you know, I’m superior to Seka in every way and I’ve been forced into this position of fighting Jessika’s best fighter while being injured. Plus, I’ve got two coaches I don’t trust, but I know that I can knock this bitch out. I look at her in that outfit and I’ve looked at her in the house. She’s not intimidating at all; she looks like a tall light brown skinned Black girl with a really good body and blue eyes. That doesn’t frighten me. Seka and I are the same age; she may have this reputation and all of these fights, but I‘m a lot better than she is because I don‘t need anyone like Jessika or Dawn telling me all kinds of stuff and building me up. I respect her; seriously, I do, but I‘m going to beat her ass back to South Africa.)

Karin nods at Jonica, who is also dressed as Spears, but Jonica’s version is the barefoot, cigarette smoking Spears in a stained white shirt and jean shorts. Jonica even has two baby dolls and is cursing at Gemma, who is dressed as Charlie Chaplin and told Jonica that her costume isn’t a costume because Jonica dresses that way all of the time.

(Hood- Cryonic Karin said she was Britney Spears and was laughing at Marie because rumor has it, Britney Spears beat Marie in a fight; Lisa and PJ told her and she told Jonica, but Karin is just wearing her own cheerleading outfit; she’s got her hair in the same stupid looking curls they’re always in. Me, I decided to go as Pam Grier/Foxy Brown; I took down my cornrows and combed my hair into the biggest Afro I could and just got me some tight blue bellbottoms, got me some silver elevator shoes, and tied my flashy purple blouse in a knot in the front. It‘s a celebration, bitches, hahahaha!)

(Siena- This party has to set a record for the most barefoot women in one place ha ha, with Marie, Beth, Katora, Lisa, Glory, and Spud running around dressed like Tinkerbell, Athena is wearing sandals, so I guess that counts. Laila kicked off her shoes too, so I took mine off because those heels were killing me. And not a lot of originality with the costumes either, but I can‘t talk because people have said I look like Marilyn Monroe. But you‘ve got Supergirl Kara dressed as Supergirl, Rachel as Wonder Woman, Misty Storm as Pocahontas, and Shinobi dressed as a ninja. I was glad there was plenty of alcohol to drink because I wanted to see some more tits and less clothes.)

Karin gets into the cage and kicks off her sneakers and socks. Both of her ankles are heavily taped as she switches to a pair of fighting boots with heels.

Karin- Can’t fuck up my pedicure.

Seka- You should be worried about me fucking up your face.

Karin- Okay. If you’re supposed to be Rhianna, then you’ll be begging Chris Brown to beat your ass again when I’m done with you because you‘ll want to erase the memory of the beating I put on you.

Seka- And if you’re supposed to be Britney Spears, I’m about to make your face look as bad as your pussy.

Karin- I’m about to beat your ass like I beat Marie’s.

Seka laughs and Karin smiles as the two back up. Seka comes out and Karin dances out to the center of the cage. Seka throws a combination of punches and Karin dances away from them in a Philly shell defense, but Seka continues to throw punches and move in on the blonde, catching her shoulder with a right hand, but failing to hit her chin because of the defense. Karin ducks and slams a palm strike right above Seka’s navel; Seka lets out a little “uh!” and straightens up as Karin squats low, spins on her “injured” ankle with her left leg extended and sweeps Seka’s legs out from under her. Seka is up quickly, but surprised, and Karin charges forward with blinding speed, landing a hard left hook to the jaw, a right cross to the jaw, a left to the ribs, a palm strike to the stomach, a knee to the stomach and an uppercut to the chin that staggers Seka against the cage.

Karin- Ha ha ha!

Dawn- Holy shit.

Karin steps back, assuming her fighting stance with her left leg forward, her left arm low and her right hand low and drawn back. Seka looks at the blonde who’s staring back menacingly.

Seka- Come on, bitch! Show me the money!

Seka comes forward and throws a left hook, but Karin steps forward and looks like she’s flexing her arm muscles, but actually blocks the hook with her right bicep and nails Seka cross the face with her fist, then continuing the motion, throws her right leg around and knocks Seka down with a kick to the side of her head. In all of her fights, Seka had never been knocked down by a punch or kick until this moment and the audience is stunned by Karin’s attacks as she starts kicking Seka’s ribs while the brown skinned South African tries to get to her feet. Seka is up and lunges to grab Karin, but the blonde bends her legs, throws her right hand up and her left hand down in a modified crossing block chop that nails Seka in the chin and the thigh.

(Rachel- Karin wasn’t really injured. What a surprise.)

(Marie- I’m watching this and I’m not believing what I’m seeing. I should because I’ve had my share of upsets, but… this was new.)

Seka- This is the kind of fight I like!

Karin- A fight where you’re getting your ass kicked? Ha ha ha!

Seka nails Karin with a hard right hand that rocks her, landing just below her left eye and forcing an “Unnh!” from the blonde who fires a hard kick to Seka’s left side. Seka bends from the kick but grabs the leg and punches Karin in the solar plexus, forcing a little “umph!” from the blonde.

Seka- What say you now, bitch?

Karin- (laughing) Hit me baby one more time!

Seka pulls Karin in close and starts to slam hard shots around to her kidneys. Seka’s got a pretty good grip on Karin and hits her with a head butt combination to her neck and right shoulder and knees her to the inside of her right thigh, moving her to a muay thai clinch and hammering her right side with punches while controlling her head with her right hand. Karin is making “mmph, mmph, ummph” Karin drops to a squat and Seka tries to grab her hair, but Karin doubles Seka over with a right left that hits the South African Slayer well below the navel, forcing a startled “OUGH!! Fuck!” then staggers her again with another rising uppercut. Karin comes at Seka and drives a knee to Seka’s stomach that turns into a sidekick deep into her stomach, being sure to cross her arms and protect her chin behind her left shoulder with that right hand raised in the Philly Shell. Floyd Mayweather would be proud. Seka lets out an “OOOH!!!” folds over, and needs the cage to stop her from going down as Karin smiles broadly and moves in.

(Samantha- I was getting my ass kicked until Nikky Smalls taught me the Philly Shell. It’s an excellent defense for slick sleek counter punchers and trash-talkers like me; you can really see the mistakes and get in a lot of good shots on your opponent. Karin incorporated kicks and dance moves and all this other stuff with it… I was impressed.)

(Kayla- Karin gets on my last nerves, but her speed and conditioning were amazing against someone as good as Seka. She was putting on a clinic against a fighter on Seka’s level.)

Karin- Come on, Seka. You’re supposed to be the best, right? You’re a bust just like Brady Quinn! He’s cute, but not as cute as Tim Tebow, but he’s a bust! Ha ha ha!

Seka- Who the fuck is Brady Quinn? I’m from South Africa, you dumb bitch!

(Hood- I’m from New Orleans, just like Karin, and I don’t even know who Brady Quinn is. That dumb ass cryonic bitch never makes any sense at all.)

(Marie- For the record, because I follow football, Brady Quinn is the quarterback for the Cleveland Browns, for how long, I don’t know and don’t care. I’m a Giants fan. And to Howard “The Twinkie” Cosell who is writing this… sorry about your Vikings, hahaha!!)

Karin steps in, but gets rocked with a hard right hand to her jaw and bends with a “gawfff!” from a submarine shot to her stomach, then buckles from a shot to the liver. Karin backs up and looks pretty hurt and rubs her side and stomach for a moment, so the smiling Seka jumps in on her, but Karin steps forward and drives another palm strike to Seka’s stomach, as Seka goes “UGHH!” right into a hard left hook to her liver, a palm strike to the jaw, turning her head, but Seka blocks the head kick Karin was setting her up for and cracks Karin with another violent left hook to the jaw, grabs Karin’s head, and lands a hard jumping knee to her stomach, forcing a breathless “AH! Hoosh!” from the blonde as Seka slips behind her and throws her back onto her neck in a German suplex, then mounts Karin and begins to punch her face. Karin is covering up, but Seka pins both of Karin’s hands down as Karin rolls onto her side and Seka punishes Karin’s left ear with five hard left hands and the bell sounds. Seka moves to her corner, which isn’t that far away. Karin stands, holds the back of her head and neck, then touches the blood that is leaking from her left ear, and laughs her signature high-pitched prissy “ha ha ha,” pointing at Seka.

Karin- I hurt you, ha ha ha!

Seka- So? You don’t look too good yourself there, princess. I’m just getting horny.

Karin- But you didn’t think I’d last this long. I’m going to hurt you some more. You’ve got one of those nice soft bodies and that tough attitude; you’re the type of girl I love to beat up.

Seka- It’s mutual, sweetheart.

Jessika- Seka, sit down, now. We don’t have that much time.

Karin- Ha ha ha!

Karin walks back to her corner where Kayla and Marie await. Marie tries to put an end swell on a mouse that formed under Karin’s left eye, but Karin angrily slaps her hand away.

Karin- Get the fuck away from me, you little bitch! You put me in this situation; you let this happen to me!

Kayla- Karin, calm the fuck down. Save that energy for the cage.

Karin- No! If I kick her ass, I do it without you two taking any of the fucking credit. Marie, pay close attention, because after I win this tournament, YOU’RE NEXT. Where’s PJ?

Marie- She’s with Lisa; she was brought to the hospital as a precaution. Samantha and Katora went too.

Karin- Fuck. I should be there with my girl.

The bell rings and Karin charges out, right into a hard right hand to her nose.

Karin- Unnhh!!

Seka grabs Karin by her throat and slams right hands to her ribs and stomach, making the blonde gasp and wince in pain, then widens her eyes and forces a loud “OOOF!!” from Karin as she drives a knee into her stomach. Karin backs up holding her stomach, but fires two hard punches to Seka’s face after straightening up, opening the bleeding from Seka’s nose again and a cut above Seka’s left eye.

Karin- You’re bleeding, Seka… maybe you should have dressed as Ram-bitch: First Blood, ha ha ha!

Seka- You’re--- UGGGHHH… ugggh…uggh…

Seka folds over from a hard sweeping kick that slams into her left side as Karin grabs her arms, yanks herself into Seka and bends her leg, burying her knee into Seka’s stomach, but Seka responds with a head butt that snaps Karin’s head back and another left that hits the stomach.

Karin- Ummm!!!

Seka grabs Karin, turns her around, knees her in the kidneys, yanks her head back by her hair, elbows her to her forehead, spins her around, punches her in the stomach, doubling her over hard with an “OOUGH! You hurt my stomach!!” and dropping her with a knee to her nose.

Karin- OH!!!

Seka mounts Karin and starts punching her in the face, arms, chest, solar plexus, and stomach while locking on a body scissors and moving her legs whenever she wants to punch the blonde‘s body. Karin is hurting and her left eye is turning black.

Seka- Want me to open that eye up for you, bitch?

Seka hits Karin’s eye with a punch that opens the swelling and blood flows.

Karin- Ahhhhh!

Seka- Come on, Karin. Come on, princess. You want to talk shit at me? You want to fight me and hurt me? You don’t know what that does to me, Karin. You don’t know how much of a freak I am.

Seka lowers her positioning on the blonde, who hits Seka with two straight punches from her back, but Seka takes them and rips off Karin’s skirt, revealing her smooth stomach with her oblong innie navel, a tiny hole above it to show where her piercing usually is. Karin is in really good shape, and she’s showed how well conditioned she is in this fight, but Seka makes her scream in pain by clawing her stomach. Seka pauses to smile in the face of the blonde.

Seka- Huh? What’s that? I want to hear that again, Karin.

Karin struggles to get up, but Seka claws her stomach again, forcing another high-pitched scream from Karin.

(Hood- The bitch looks like a victim in a dumb horror movie… maybe she thought this was an audition.)

Seka starts head butting Karin’s face again, then punching it, then when Karin covers up and tries to roll, Seka hammers her ribs and stomach. Karin rocks Seka with a hard back fist and throws a pretty good combination of punches to Seka’s face while on her back, even hurting Seka with a knee to her lower belly when Seka releases the body scissors. Dawn starts elbowing the top of Seka’s head quickly and Seka is cut again. Karin tries to roll Seka over and take the mount position; she pushes with her remaining strength, but Seka punches her very low in the stomach, hammers her ribs with right hands, and retakes the mount position.

Seka- Come on, sexy Karin. Give me that pussy, baby. I want to taste you, Karin!

Karin- I give.

Seka- What, bitch? I want you to laugh that cocky laugh when I slid that dildo in you and make you my fuck slave.

Karin- (breathlessly) Somebody get this crazy bitch off of me. I said I give. Ah!

Seka head butts Karin four more times to her face and claws her stomach while Karin starts tapping the mat, after her initial taps on Seka’s shoulder got no reaction. The referee jumps in and tries to pull Seka off, but Seka takes him down and goes back to mounting Karin, who’s trying to slide away.

Seka- Come onnnn, Karin! Don’t you want me to fuck you hard? Don’t you want to hurt me? Come on and hurt me, you blonde bitch! Come fucking hurt ME!!!

Karin stands up and Seka comes at her, but Karin puts her hands up in a “stop” gesture.

Karin- I don’t want any more. You win; I don’t want to fight you anymore.

Seka- (smiling broadly) You sure? I thought we were just starting.

Karin- I’m damn sure, okay? I’m done; I give up; you beat me; whatever. Just don’t hit, head butt or claw me anymore.

(Kayla- So, after fighting her ass off and easily winning the first round, then being in a position that she probably could’ve gotten out of… Karin takes the bitch route and quits. It really pissed me off with her more with her than I already was.)

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Jessika enters the cage with Athena and Dawn, hugging Seka and kissing her bloody cheek.

Seka- Hey!

Jessika- I love you. I love you so much, my child. You showed a lot of heart in there; you underestimated her severely, but you got down to business and make her quit.

Jessika looks at Karin.

Jessika- Hey kid, you know, you were pretty annoying and I didn’t think much of you, but you really did well. I like your fighting style and I like your confidence.

Karin- Too bad Kayla and Marie don’t. I can’t wait to kick Marie’s ass; I wonder if she’ll spar with me when I get healthy.

Jessika- You know what? I’ve got an idea.

Seka- Uh oh.

Jessika calls over Kayla and Marie and they meet with Siena and Christina. There’s a pretty interesting conversation as Jessika is doing most of the talking and Siena says a few things; one of them is “Are you sure? Okay, well, if you don‘t have a problem with it and they don‘t have a problem with it, I‘ll allow it. It‘s a done deal.”

Siena- I sure hope you guys enjoyed the Halloween party, now before you all get the fuck out of my gym, I have a few things to say. Those were two really good fucking fights; that’s what it’s all about and the four girls who fought tonight, and really all of you, but in particular the four who fought tonight definitely have a future in this business. Now, on to the first order of business. I’ve spoken to the coaches and for the first time ever in the three seasons of this show, there has been a trade between the two teams. Jessika has agreed to trade Katora to Kayla and Marie’s team in exchange for Karin. So, Kat is now on Team Marie Kay and Bionic Karin is now on Team Jessika.

(Marie- I think it’s a great trade. I couldn’t believe Jessika did that; she gave up one of her winners for the biggest headache in that house. Katora and Kayla have had some problems and she is Samantha‘s friend, but we kind of like Katora because of her fighting experience, and her wisdom. Plus, she can reel Lisa in for us a bit.)

(Jessika- I had to part ways with Katora, as much as I didn’t want to. She’s a great fighter and a great person, but it was obvious that she and I were going to continue to have problems, and if you’ve got a problem with me, you come to me and say it to my face and we work it out. I know Karin lost and giving up Kat means one less spot in the quarterfinals, but I want to help train Karin. I liked what I saw in her and I’m not worried about her attitude at all. I’ve got Spud, Jonica, Patty, Dawn, Athena, and Seka on this team and that’s a lot of attitude and ego, even Misty has an ego, but they haven’t given me any problems and Karin won’t either. I’m used to mentoring women with attitudes; just ask Kayla or some of the girls I‘m training outside of this show, like Ras the Mutilator, Victoria Black, and Bloody Mary Christmas. Karin’s got great conditioning, and she’s got heart. Not to mention, she‘s deceptive and she‘s good at getting in her opponent‘s head and I like having girls like that on my team too.)

Christina- Now, the next order of business is with the final two fights. Jessika has picked the next fight, and because after that, they’ll only be one fight left before the quarters, we know who’s fighting in both fights. So, I’m telling you guys up front, start training and get ready for this shit, because both fights will be on the same night. The first fight will be Hood vs. Athena. The second fight and last fight of this round will be Supergirl Kara vs. Jonica.

Siena- Night night, bitches.

Next Time: The final four fighters enter the cage with plenty of bad blood as internet streetfighter sensation Hood takes on Greece’s icon Athena, and the Sambo and wrestling expert Supergirl Kara takes on the Cajun Catfighting Cutie Jonica! Plus, the match-ups for the quarterfinals are revealed. 

[~Rox Erotique~]

Awesome!!! loved it!!!

Seka's fucking nuts!!!
Samantha calling me out in front of LA!!! (BITCH!)
Karin CAN fight!!! (who'd have guessed!)
Jonica has to fight supergirl!!! (make the cajun cry!)
and come on Hood!!! take that kiss arse bitch!

I absolutley LOVE this series!

x G x

[Kayla]

Amazing! Not only the action, but handling so many characters, saucy dialogue, wild action, and even weaving in some Halloween costumes! LOL! 

Hugs
Kayla

[howardcosell]

you guys are so kind. Thank you so much; hopefully, the best is yet to come.

[howardcosell]

The gym is shown as the fighters for both teams are seated in the bleachers. 

(Siena- I told those bitches to be ready to have two fights today. I’m ready to get this thing started; I gave them three days to train and to make adjustments now that Karin and Katora have switched teams. We have a lot to do today because I want to give the teams a little break before the quarterfinals start, if I can. But first, we‘ve got to get this over with.)

(Kayla- Siena knows that I’m committed to several organizations, as well as my Olympic training, so this actually benefited me greatly. Plus, Marie is the Television Champion and has to defend her title every time OPW is on television, which is twice a week, so we’d appreciate a little break. The additional time to train really helped us, even without the cameras to film it.)

(Marie- Katora’s presence on our team has had an immediate impact. She’s brought a lot of knowledge and a lot of strategy to how we do things and I’m thrilled with her work ethic. We have the last two match-ups and then, we decide the fights for the quarters and it would be nice to go in with the momentum on our side.)

(Jessika- I actually gave my girls the first day off and we didn’t train until late in the evening on the second day. The third day was mainly going over stuff with Athena and Jonica for their fights. We’ve won four fights in a row, and while Katora is on the other team now, she still won her fight while she was with us. I expect us to do what’s necessary and go into the quarters rocking and rolling. Karin wasn‘t a problem either; she came to training and worked hard, as banged up as she was.)

Christina- It’s time for the final two fights. Personally, I call this first fight: hype vs. hype. Let’s get this shit on!

The New Orleans native Yvette Hood is 5’9” 140 beautiful lbs and looks a lot like singer Alicia Keys with black cornrowed hair, buttermilk skin and light brown eyes. She is wearing shades of blue camouflage shirt and pants and has her headphones on as she enters the cage, to strip down to a camouflage sports bra and shorts with matching soft boots, showing off her tattooed beautiful body with somewhat toned arms, large breasts, a firm stomach with a large oblong innie navel, and large thighs.

(Hood- I’m from the street; I’ve been a gang member, a gang leader, but I turned it all around. I’ve traveled all over the country fighting people wherever I could find them, taking on all comers and people can say that I’m hype or that I’m not a real fighter, but that doesn’t matter. People need to know that God is real and God saved my life and I thank Him for his many blessings. We can fight and we can be champions, but we don’t need to shoot and kill one another because of colors or stereotypes. I go around talking at schools and I want to donate all the money I am paid on this show to charity. Now, Athena is all talk. All I’ve heard is her running her mouth about herself and all I’ve wanted to do is knock this bitch out. I was too happy when it was announced that we would be fighting. It won‘t be a showdown; I‘m just gonna put that hoe down.)

Athena is 5’8” 140 lbs and is from Athens, Greece with long black hair and midnight blue eyes. Athena is wearing a yellow short top with purple trim and a matching skirt with ruffles. The waist of the skirt comes across the middle of Athena’s small oval shaped innie navel. She also is wearing matching wrestling boots with a purple heart on each tip. She comes to the cage smiling broadly and enters the cage bowing to Hood, who stares back with a nod.

(Athena- My continued journey to perfection has led me to the girl who calls herself Hood. I have journeyed from Greece to prove that I am a true fighter and I have defeated the best fighters of Europe and fighters around the world who came to Greece to challenge me. For all of my fans in Greece and around the world, I will defeat this so-called Hood because beating a bunch of nobodies and posting it on youtube does not make you a fighter. I am a fighter and I am the best and to be the best, I will have to face the best, but Hood is not the best and she will see that I am the best.)

(Gemma- So… Athena comes out in a miniskirt. I was cheering my girl Hood so much to knock that bitch out.)

Patty- Hey Gemma… why don’t ye shut yer evil brittush mouth before I come and knock yer nasty teeth down yer wee throat.

Katora- Ignore her, Gemma. Don’t let her bullshit affect you.

Patty- Hey, I’m not talking to you, you fuggin cxnt.

Katora’s eyes widen with rage and she attacks Patty, but is restrained by Misty Storm and Gemma. Katora takes a swipe at Misty.

Katora- Don’t touch me, Misty. You can touch me all you want when we fight. (looking at Patty) You bitch!! Come on!!

Gemma- I thought you said to ignore her?

Katora- I am ignoring her!! Come on, you fucking bitch!! You fucking stupid!!

(Siena- It’s just like being at home with my daughters when they were kids… well, without all the cursing ha ha.)

The bell rings and the two fighters come together. Athena extends her hand out and despite all the bad blood and ugly words exchanged between the two, they do tap gloves and nod. Hood fires a right hand that Athena avoids, then rushes in looking the grab the shorter girl, but Athena dances back a bit, her right hand raised and cocked back even with her eyes, while her left arm is extended outward and her legs are spread apart, while Hood is in a boxer’s stance, legs slightly bent and fists raised and tight. Hood continues to pursue the shorter girl, but Athena jumps in and lands a jab that tags the Black girl’s mouth, a right hand that is blocked by Hood’s arms and a hard crescent kick to Hood’s stomach, right on the tattoo that says “So Hood,” bending the Black girl as Hood fires off a left hook right cross combo that catch nothing but air as the smiling Athena moves out of the way and Hood bangs her gloves together.

Athena- I apologize.

Athena jumps in a jabs Hood to the stomach, then moves around, forcing Hood to chase her, then jabs her to the stomach again and follows with a right hand to the nose, a double palm thrust to the chest that pushes Hood back a bit, and a spinning kick that hits gloves, but Athena doubles Hood over with a knee to the stomach. Hood grabs Athena and tries to take her down, but the Greek girl slips free and punishes Hood with a combination of punches to her face while she’s bending. As Hood straightens herself out, Athena tackles her and takes her down, but pops right back up and bows as Hood looks at her.

Athena- I apologize.

Dawn- Go Greece Lightening go!!!

Athena goes in looking to punch Hood, but the taller girl fires a right hand into the Greek’s stomach, forcing an “ooh!!” from Athena as she folds forward. Athena has a high-pitched voice, and her groans are even higher in pitch as Hood grabs her by her top and slings her face first into the cage wall.

Athena- EEE!!

Hood stands and faces Athena, but Athena fires off three quick head kicks that tag Hood’s arms and ribs. Athena moves in, but the Black girl explodes on her with a left hook that staggers her into a right hand that drops Athena right on her butt. Both shots hitting her jaw.

Athena- Unnhhh!!

Gemma- Get on that bitch!!! Get on that kiss arse bitch!!

Hood dives in to finish Athena off, but Athena does a backwards somersault and gets to her feet, then dances back as Hood follows quickly.

Kayla- She’s hurt and she’s going to run all night long.

(Katora- I told Hood that Athena is extremely quick with her punches and her movements. We worked with Hood on her endurance and her own speed because you really have to chase Athena and time her to beat her.)

Athena jumps in with another jab to Hood’s stomach, bending her again, but still no groaning from Hood. Athena seems to be studying her taller opponent, so Hood grabs her and drives a hard knee into her stomach.

Athena- OOOOH!!!

Then Hood staggers Athena with an uppercut to the chin and a hard knee to her solar plexus.

Athena- AHHHH!!!

Athena’s legs buckle, but she pushes forward into Hood, wraps her legs with Hood’s and takes her down. Athena gains the mount and begins to land hard punches to Hood’s face, then pulls the Black girl’s arm, brings her legs up around it and looks for an armbar. Hood yanks her arm free, gets to her hands on knees, but Athena climbs on her back and looks for a rear naked choke, but Hood slings Athena over her and tries to reclaim the mount, but Athena kicks with both feet into Hood’s chest and forces Hood back. Everyone is on the edge of their seats at the near misses for control as Athena lands another hard jab to the stomach, then when Hood pauses and finally lowers her arms, Athena floors her with a jumping sidekick that crashes into her mouth.

Athena- I apologize.

Athena waits for Hood to stand and kicks her hard in the stomach, the blow forces Hood against the cage and Athena crashes a jumping knee to her raised arms. Hood finally grabs Athena and slams her on the mat, as the members of Team Marie Kay shout in excitement. Hood mounts Athena and starts throwing punches, but Athena pushes off of Hood’s thighs, slips between her legs, grabs her from behind, turns her onto her back and reverses the mount in what seemed like two seconds. Athena starts raining down hard forearms on Hood, who raised her arms and wraps her legs round Athena’s body.

Gemma- Roll her, Hood! Grab her arms and reverse the mount!

Hood starts bucking, but Athena maintains the top position and seems to be looking for an arm to lock up. Athena’s proficiency in the ancient Greek fighting art of pan ration (which is a combination of brutal pancrase wrestling and striking) shows as she seems pretty calm as she slips out of the body scissors and locks Hood’s legs with her legs, hooks the Black girl’s head under her arm in a guillotine, and pulling Hood to a seated position, grabs her right arm, bends it behind her back in a hammerlock position, and pulls it up towards her head in a kimora.

Marie- Good grief. You’re going to have to power out of that. Roll her and start punching her with your free arm.

Gemma- Get out of there!! Don’t quit; breathe and get out of there. Work her ribs with your free hand!

Karin- Ha ha ha! She’s not so hood now, is she?

Gemma- Bitch, shut the fuck up!

Karin- Why don’t you make me? Too bad I wasn’t fighting you in the first round; I would be in the quarters, ha ha ha!

Marie- Karin, leave my fighters alone. You’re not on our team anymore, so zip it.

Karin- Oh yeah? You’re going to get it soon enough, Marie! I want a fight with you at the finale!

Kayla- Karin, if you don’t shut up, you’ll be fighting me right now!

Seka- But she won’t be fighting you alone.

Dawn- Ditto, sis.

Kayla- Bring it on, Dawn!

Marie- We’ve got a fighter to coach; they’re just trying to distract us.

Dawn- Yeah, as if we need to. That’s why you two have been losing so much. You don’t pay attention. Athena is owning Hood right now.

Gemma- Like I’m gonna own your arse.

Karin- You couldn’t afford me!

Gemma- I wasn’t talking to you!!

Karin- I don’t give a shit!!

Hood has managed to roll Athena onto her own back, but the Greek girl still has the kimora and guillotine locked on and locks her legs around Hood’s waist, squeezing in a body scissors as Hood continues to pound away at Athena‘s side with her left fist and Athena is groaning and breathing heavily, but tightening the holds. Hood is in deep trouble and Athena is smiling broadly. Then, for whatever reason, Athena lets Hood go and stands up, bowing and smiling.

Athena- I apologize.

Jessika- What the hell are you doing, Athena? (slapping Spud on the shoulder and looking at her) What the fuck is she doing?

Spud- How am I supposed to know?

Hood gets up slowly and rushes in on Athena, but Hood’s punches are wild and miss as Athena counters with a knee to the ribs, a jumping uppercut to the chin, a head kick that almost floors Hood, but Athena grabs her by the front of her top, picks her up above her head and gives her a backbreaker, smiling at Gemma.

Hood- AHHHH!!!!

Athena- I apologize. Your pain will soon be over… or maybe it won’t; I’m having too much fun.

Athena wraps her legs around Hood’s waist and puts a choke around her neck. The choke is tight and Hood struggles to breathe, but Athena eases up a bit.

Athena- Let’s have a little talk while there’s still some time left in this round. You and I don’t get along, but there is something that you will have to realize. I am the best fighter in this house and in the world and you cannot compete with me. Look at you. The only time you are able to do anything is when I let you and you may be a good fighter, but you are a street fighter; you are used to fighting on street corners and in backyards. I fight everywhere in Greece, in the street and in arenas and coliseums full of my fans. You are not used to that because you are a street fighter; I am the best fighter and you are not the best fighter and you cannot fight with me. I can finish you off whenever I want to. You may not like me and you may want to hurt me, but I am not going to let you and I will win this fight because I am the best fighter.

Hood- Bitch… urrrk… why do you talk like some cartoon character off of… “Speed Racer?”

Athena- I apologize for hurting you and I suggest you accept defeat now. Just think about it.

Athena once again releases Hood and stands up as the Black girl stands back up. Jessika looks at Athena and makes another “What are you doing?” expression while Athena hurts Hood with another jab to her stomach. Athena doubles up on the jab to the stomach, as Hood finally surrenders an “oooh!!” and backs up. Athena starts hurting Hood with combinations to her stomach, but when Athena leans in to throw another jab, Hood nails her with a hard kick to her stomach, lifting the Greek girl off the ground.

Athena- UUUFFF!!!!

Hood- Damn bitch, you must be a cartoon character, ‘cause when I kicked you, your eyes got big like a manga cartoon!

Hood throws her might behind a lunging left hook that grazes Athena’s chin as she tries to weave out of the way, but the grazing force is still enough to stun and drop the Greek girl.

Athena- Unnnhhhh!!!

Athena is down covering up while Hood mounts her and starts punishing her ribs and stomach with punches. Athena’s groans are getting louder as she sounds like a cat being strangled (not that I’ve ever strangled any cats or watched them get strangled, even though this is a catfight board).

Gemma- Yeah Hood!! Punish that bitch!! Hey Athena, you can’t kiss arse while on your back, can you?!

Hood is trying to pry Athena’s arms away from her face, but gets pulled into a triangle hold with Athena’s legs wrapping themselves around Hood’s neck and left arm.

Marie- Get your right arm between her legs and pop your head out. She doesn’t have it on secure because you keep moving; so move and pull your head out.

Hood listens to Marie’s advice and pulls herself free, then stands and tries to land some bombs on Athena, who is still on her back. Athena nails Hood in the chin with a kick from her back and Hood staggers enough for Athena to get back on her feet. Athena comes in looking for another takedown, but Hood slams a left hook into Athena’s liver, and with a loud “UUUGGGGHHH!!” Athena crumbles to the mat on her hands and knees like stale bread.

Hood- I apologize… on second thought, no I don’t!

Hood stands over Athena and starts kneeing her to her aching right side, but Athena grabs Hood around her waist and shows deceptive strength by picking her up. Athena jumps and twists and slams Hood on the side of her head. The crowd lets out a loud cry as Hood’s body instantly goes limp, but Athena knees Hood in the top of her head while she’s lying motionless, jackknifing her neck. The referee jumps in and Athena falls to her knees, tears in her eyes as she celebrates her victory. Gemma enters the ring and confronts Athena.